Waifu claiming thread - But not enough Chocolate editionThe rules are very simple:claim
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Waifu claiming thread - But not enough Chocolate edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>drink tea
>drink coffee
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
>lurking
>>677619425
It takes years to gain the best kind of trust. Takes some real patience.
>>677619451
Pretty good anime.
Loving the attempts at thread derailing though. Top notch.
>woah look another thread
am i a meme yet?
btw anyone watched FLCL
what do u think buout it?
>>677619589
Michiru claimed
>>677619349
Like I said, actual backstabbing is the classic favourite. Not a lot of people appreciate the joys of inner torment.
>>677619425
Course it is! Your victim will have to live through their pain, and you get to watch! It's like a special type of torture show.
>>677619740
ur a mem in my hert bebe <333 u so kawaii~~~
>>677619589
Homura claimed and Tsuzu claimed for Hatsuzuki anon.
>Barely lurking.
claimed
>>677619735
Oh look, it followed us.
If I dont answer anything Im passed out. Hopefully not, need to be at work in 5 hours
vivian claimed
>>677619735
Use thread filters. That's why we have the native pre-built now.
Practicing in SFV right now so I'll be lurking mostly.
>>677619886
rood
Internet claimed >>677619451
Yes very trippy in a new school way. To mach sexual content. Not my thing. But a good film in it's own right.
>>677619999
Nice digits.
Tenryuu claimed
And lurking
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>>677619886
Welcome back!
>>677619813
hmm... I actually have someone hitting on me right now... Problem is I also tend to fall in love rather easy... if I don't tough this could be the perfect opportunity
>>677619740
sorry Chen, never heard of it
>>677619886
Do you have a drinking problem?
>I only have a chocolate problem
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>>677620044
>These gets
It's happening again, /waifu/...!
Also Kei claimed
>>677619740
What are you talking about?
This is a memefu thread. We're all memes here.
We may fight, but all memes are dank in their own way.
>>677619999
jesus christ
>>677620102
I use thread filters. I filter out useless roll threads and HG threads.
>>677619740
Good series, bad English dub.
>>677619999
>These quads fill me with determination
>>677619949
Checked.
>>677620101
Not a drinkong problem. Ive been awake that past 14 hours. Had a late night before so a late start yesterday. Damn I hate working early shifts. Messing with body clock.
>>677620155
All the gets, my friend.
>>677620159
The only meme Rory-sama has is getting horny for killing.
>>677620155
WOAH LOOK REPEATING NUMBERS XDD LOOL SO COOL
end yourself fucking faggot
>>677620159
>dank
>dank
why do you exist
>>677620327
those are not doops you silly Anon :)
>>677619999
All hail Juri,
Our supreme overlord
Our omnipotent goddess
>>677620327
Checked the wrong damn thread. Damn Im tired.
>>677620354
Hello sock-kun. How goes the assholery?
>>677620396
I know. Im such a silly person.
>>677620327
>checked
checked what you fucking autist
oh my god this thread really is filled with downies
>>677620101
Wunderbar! A perfect opportunity! Reciprocate it for a lengthy period of time (preferably a few years, but that's just details) then utterly destroy them! Believe me, the deeper the bond, the more satisfying it is to watch it break.
>>677620354
>beeing this envious
>>677620327
oh, that sounds like a pain.
>>677620354
Anon, once again, if you want to talk about your problems, go ahead, I'll listen and try to help you as good as I can.
>>677619874
Just happened to drop by.
>>677620533
I want it.
>>677619589
hello friends
>>677620513
>Wunderbar
wait, you also speak german?
Thing is I don't really wanna destroy other people.
>>677620526
>caring about repeating numbers
>>677620492
topnotch
>>677620534
no
>>677620634
fuck off you arent wanted here
>>677620609
No, mine.
>>677620533
You just can't do the Shrimp...
>>677620101
You should watch FLCL
please do it for me
today
>>677620672
the grudge is real
>>677620672
>caring about what other people like enough to piss you off
>being this angry
why don't you just relax anon? enjoy some things
>>677620654
>Not wanting to destroy people and leave them emotionally crippled
Who are you and what have you done to Chara. Also, not German, just popped into my head.
>>677620703
She can borrow my clothes any time.
Maybe watch me naked, too.
>>677620774
fuck off newfag you arent wanted here
only real waifu fags are allowed
>>677620672
That picture just made me feel like buying some kinder eggs...
Goddamn, now I'm hungry as fuck.
>>677620914
She cannot. We're kinda busy.
>>677620498
Oh no, not the Spongeman Inhaling Attack! My weakness is autism!
>>677620634
Hello Miku
>>677620534
Main reason Im changing jobs.
>>677620672
So why are you such an asshole? Uncle didn't diddly the feelerino?
>>677620889
Some people are just mentally retarded that way. If you don't like what the monitor is showing you, might be time to have the monitor show somethung else. But thats just my opinion.
>>677620916
>says he doesent care for repeating numbers
>calls others newfags
>>677620927
>tfw kinder eggs are banned in your country
>tfw never enjoyed a kinder egg
>>677620889
>OH NO OFF BY ONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
am i autism correctly senpai?
>>677620927
you need money for that, unless you are a nigger
>>677621024
>weakness is autism
>tfw your weakness is yourself
>>677621092
always keked at this
>happy meals are legal tho
>>677620909
Chara just wanted to kill them all.
>>677621092
Kinder eggs are amazing.
>>677621090
I know, so many people are hypocritea. Deal with enough at work.
>>677621160
I just love recursion though. That makes me stronger.
>>677620916
>says talking about your feelings is stupid
>because he doesn't have anyone to share them with himself and the only way he knows how to release those feeling it through fear and hate
>>677619740
As a ADD on to my first statement fooly cooly. Is trippy representation of rock&roll on society and the elimination of it. Very good film to watch. =^..^=
>>677620609
Sawp.
Im preparing andalusian (citrus and orange) tea, want a cup?
>>677621092
Where are you from? America?
>>677621024
hi goodmorning
>>677621160
I see this is your first visit to 4chan,
how cute
>>677621160
>am i autism correctly senpai?
>>>/s4s/
>>677621235
Forgot pic again. Fuck it, Im staying up all morning too.
>>677621090
>compare 2 completely different things
>that'll show him
>>677620909
>oh wait, I was supposed to be in character
What do you mean who I am? I'm a fucking god, able to erase the world. I've been involved in numerous genocide runs and have erased the world over 300 times. You are nothing but just some more exp to me.
>>677621235
>>677621304
But where's the fun in that?
>>677621092
Basically they are awful.
Shit shouldn't be allowed.
>>677621267
Yes, I want to try. It sounds really good.
>>677621267
Citrus is orange though.
>>677621200
kinder eggs are WRONG AND SLANDEROUS
but its totally chill for your child to eat well over the daily dose of sodium in one meal
wash it down with some soda too, that'll be good for them!
>>677621267
'merica land of the free until someone gets scared and wants things to change
>>677621235
pls don't rub it in
>>677621289
ive been here since 2015
im a fucking oldfag you nigger
>>677621293
>no
>>677621310
>really thinking this way
>being this new
lurk moar faggot
>>677621394
>reads your comment
>has a brief glimmering of self-awareness
>is angered by this
>Has no viable comback
>pretends to not read your comment
Natalia is mine.
>>677621394
Ill make it so a nigger can read it then.
>homie, juss get ta steppin off dis thread, shits too real
>>677621550
>Since 2015
>oldfag
>>677621473
Indeed... But its what the box says so whatever.
>>677621439
Lets sit by the fireplace while we drink it.
>>677621394
I like how you come in here replying to absolutely everyone, and the second you get angry and don't have anything to say you start to pretending like you're ignoring us.
Nigga, you came HERE.
Stop lying.
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>>677621651
>remember /b/
>its this easy to bait autists
>>677621473
You had one job.
Orange might be citrus, but not the other way around.
Homura probably is referring to lemon.
>>677621392
BOOOORRRRING. Killing? Genocide? Where's the drama in that? You see, with your methods, it's too quick. You don't get to savour the "little emotions". The feeling of watching the person who trusted you the most drown in their own despair as they realize what a fool they've been. Do you understand?
>>677621810
I was waiting for it
>>677621481
I thought it was because some kid ate the toy inside as well and the lawyers flipped their shit.
To be honest they're not that great, but the advert is amazing.
>>677621588
>3DPD
Theres a million drawings of her, use those instead.
>>677621481
>Insert joke on how guns are legal and kinder surprise isnt.
I wonder how many years it will take for kinder eggs to be legalized and how many dank memes will be born from it.
>>677621755
>autists
