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>>604453196
yo i got alot, what you lookin fer?
I just lost another one, /b/.
I rushed into a relationship with her and realistically we lasted maybe two weeks, despite being off and on since December.
She said I'm too clingy, and annoying, and obsessed. I hardly remember our relationship because I was so fucking spaced on xanax, alcohol, and oxy throughout.
But I don't want to lose her. I don't want her to be another girl I won't ever talk to again. I don't want this to happen again.
At the moment, she wants nothing to do with me. Ever. She's made it very clear that our relationship meant nothing to her, and that I was just a "crush" that blew things out of proportion. She says I'm immature, and that I need help, and that I need to grow up and get over it.
I need help. If I can't figure out what to do by the end of the night I'm going to kill myself. I can't stand this life. The same thing has happened too many times, and it's so fucking draining.
Help me, /b/. Give me suggestions, give me a plan of action, give me some tough love.
Help.
what are your ancestors gonna say when you killed yourself over lost vagina
>>604457938
oh my god you sound like such a pussy. get over it and dont bring that 'kill yourself" bullshit around here. you wont get any sympathy.
You probably are immature.
Kill yourself over a ruined relationship? Holy shit guy..
If you don't know what it means to be more mature then learn and figure out what's wrong and imbalanced in your life.
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>>604461398
No.
>>604461398
I regret nothing.
/thread
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Say hi /b/ :)
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Bumping for Misty
>>604458411
bumping for wakfu, fuck you
Cringe thread
>>604456816
how did you get this post
please remove it, i dont want people on here to know who i am
Might want to add yourselves to the mix considering the lot if you are just as cringy.
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>not 19, not 17
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>>604452894
>Not 19 or 17
16,15, 14, 13
>>604453369
if this 505s then thats just retarded
P. Cool lineup. hey, ho, let's go
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fuck i goofed lemme fix it real quick
>>604455018
Shitty, you missed gets
Whatever, LETS GO VINCE
R34 thread
>Bonus point for totally spies
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Continuation of previous thread.
Does anyone have any idea what this is on my finger? Or what type of medication/cream might help me get rid of it?
I don't actually recall when it first started becoming noticeable, but it's been on my finger for several months. And it's become bothersome lately as it's gotten harder and rougher, and it has affected my work (I'm a poker dealer, and it makes the cards more slippery to my touch when trying to pitch them). I don't have medical insurance, and I don't have a physician who I've seen in recent years, so it would be like $250 for me to get an initial office visit with a doctor. So, for now, going to see an actual doctor is pretty much out of the question.
I originally thought it was some sort of a callus or a wart, but I have used Compound W Freeze Off Wart Remover on it two different times and it did not affect it at all; and I've also used a knife to try to cut off the affected area 2-3 different times, but the stuff has grown back within a few days each time. So, my guess is that it is some sort of a fungus.
If anyone has a reasonable idea of what this might actually be and/or what type of medication/topical cream might be likely to get rid of it, a helpful response would be genuinely appreciated!
> Pic related: A picture of my finger, taken today.
>>604443603
Another view of the fungus-looking stuff that is on my finger.
>>604443603
that's a wart
>>604443808
And to give a comparison, here's a picture of my other pointer finger.
In with these.
Oh yep.
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