celeb thread
celeb fap? cuz i'm pretty horny and wanna cum
>>692733906
yes, celeb fap
>>692734143
fuck yeah
Let's play a game
DUBS you cut your finger tip
TRIPS you cut your hand
QUADS you cut your wrist
>>692746199
dick tip
>>692746199
op won't deliver.
>>692746199
Checked
Drawthread
one day closer to the heat death of the universe.
set your calendars accordingly.
aaaaand here is the outfit For my Barbarian.
"it's for special occations"
Peach, how's the game?
>>692740110
Is it just me, or does the visual style look similar to the PS Vita game Severed? It looks cool regardless.
>So apparently, my aunt does not approve of my relationship wth my adopted cousin.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12Wv7e6nMBH
>The voicemails she left are fucking gold. Talk about a drunk having a meltdown...
If anyone wants to stir the shit pot a little more, here you go: 9498874968
Pic related, my gf and aunt.
Any advice on what to do /b/?
Fuck that bitch
Go live your dreams OP
Bump, anyone else have any advice?
>>692731841
Ask her if she's mad that you're not fucking her instead.
Post the most painful, cringe inducing moment in your entire life.
>Be horny 15-16 year old
>Live next to my 13 year old cousin
>Shes cute at hell, looks like a fucking anime
>Cousin is a shut in, shes innocent and trust people. Because of this shes kind of slow
>When parents arent home i'd go over cousin house on the pretense that we didn't have a cable and they did
>I invent a game me and her would play when her parents werent home
>Game basically involved me shoving my tongue down cousins throat while she tries to push my tongue out of her mouth
>She really believed it was a game, she even hugged me to get a better grip, i'd fee her tits through her cloth while i held her while kissing her, sometimes jerking off in the back room
Skip from summer to fucking thanksgiving
>Be eating turkey with family
>Everyone is at the dinner table, dont wanna be there
>Cus is sitting across from me
>While im watching tv i hear everyone freaking the fuck out
>Cus was trying to play the game with my uncle
>Look at her and shes fucking terrified
>Not knowing what the fuck was going on i stay
>Her Dad asks her wtf shes doing, she tells him about the game
>Dad asks her who taught her the game
>She cries and tells everyone i played the game with her a "ton of times"
>Entire family looks at me with big wide eyes and open mouths as if i was a fucking monster
>A sharp cold chill shoots up my nerves, my entire body is shaking like a mother fucker
>I stutter "Execuse me i have to use the restroom" i nearly trip and im starting to black out
>I hide in the restroom the entire day
>The dad and my mom knock on the door asking for me but i literally would not budge until it was midnight and everyone left
DELETE THIS
She's only a year younger than you and people do shit with there cousins all the time what's the big whoop?
>>692719472
You should have played the same game with your dick, but you're a faggot.
Boybutt thread anyone?
>>692724464
How do look
>>692724464
Eyyy
(Yes, this is me)
>linking in op
eat shit
>>692738955
who?
>>692739108
its ok i found it
>>692739108
I know hate you forever, it's rude to link in op.
swag
i just got that same car and have been searching on where to buy the emblem sticker, the same one thats yellow on this one.
>>692736045
Enjoy your shitty econobox sportscar wannabe,
>>692736045
>he bought a Hyundai
Chubby / thick / fat /land whale thread part 2
More fat bitches!
>>692738767
damn she's fine
>>692738767
does anyone feel like making dirty captions for pics?
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous thread: Haha just kidding.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Alive.
claimed
Good job, mods.
BISEXUALITY ROLL:
>evens = fap to females
>odds = fap to males
>dubs = fap to both
>trips = go to bed
>quads = leave 4chan 4ever
fucn my ass
Told
>>692732207
rollollo
Obligatory Summer Sale Beg Thread, come hope for some slightly rich faggot to pity you enough to buy a game.
Begging for Lucy -The Eternity She Wished For-.
I thank you in advance if you choose me to gift me.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Kumamoto2016
>>692738182
steamcommunity.com/id/outfunk/
Age of Empires II HD. please richfag anon.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ofmonstersandsuicide/
I really want to get RPG Maker MV but the sale only put it down to $44. But, my wishlist is full of cheap games so how about Never Alone for $4.49?
Also, anyone have any spare summer sale cards?
Why are millennial such faggots?
Video games caused it.
Video games got popular in the 80s, millennialism started in the 80s.
>>692722546
Jesus that girl is perfect on the left I would fuck her and last about 3 minutes
Wealth redistribution, NAFTA, tax evasion
Sup /b/
fist his ass
Dick in your mouth.
Order takeout (Post pics) and don't touch eachother for the rest of the night
Dick rate thread
>>692716017
9/10
Sorry for the shitty quality :\
>>692716369
Sorta better photo
