Friend you fap to the most
middle
> ITT: Autistic things you did as a kid
> be me
> 7-8ish
> loved spongebob as a kid
> had the movie
> was the shit
> fav vidya at the time was Spongebob SquarePants: Battle For Bikini Bottom on PS2
> 10/10
> sitting alone, playing when suddenly
> a plan hatches in my head
> since a lot of family members love SB, they like to watch the movie from time to time.
> young me thinks
>"What if I switch the DVD with the game?"
> anytime someone wants to watch the movie, they open the box, see the game instead and wonder how that got there
> This is where I come in
>"Hey, I guess I'll play the game, then."
>"You guys can watch me play instead."
> foolproof.jpeg
> set plan into motion
> switch discs while everyone is looking
>"What are you doing, Anon?"
> ohshit.png
>"Uhh, nothing, Mom."
>"Do you want to watch Spongebob, Anon?"
>"No I was...making sure the disc was in here."
>"Ok, then."
> little does my mother know, is that the DVD isn't actually in there.
> SB:BFBB is in there!
> eagerly wait for the next few days for someone to want to watch the movie
> eventually I get tired of waiting
> grab the DVD box
> take the game out
> pop it in the PS2
> proceed to have a good time and forget what I tried to do
> cringe.gif
you know, I kind of enjoyed that.
Game was 6/10 at best. broken at times. solid effort, nevertheless
>>594177952
Lights Camera Pants was way better you mongoloid
>>594178684
was it really better or are you just being an asshat?
General RuneScape memories thread
>be 7 year old retard me
>sit at ge and fall for the ash & red bead santa mimick trick every time
>actually cry about it
>be 12
>go to wildy with friends
>random dude decides to tag along with us
>we go all the way up north
>chaos elemental from lvl 300 out of fucking nowhere
>panic
>random dude is getting the hell out and runs west
>me and friend run back south
>chaos elemental is chasing random dude
>me and friend come back safely to edgeville
>never hear of that guy again
good times
>GE released in 07
>7 in 07 at most
>Underage
B&
>be me, kiddo
>log on for first time
>alot of people chatting, someone goes "brb"
>I live in Brandbergen, called BRB for short
>omgwtfaretheodds.jpg
>in swedish "ayy wtf im also from brb, wanna be friends?"
>no response
>cry cuz thought I had new friend
Stocking thread anyone?
lurkin
Rate me /b/
Y
Hey I think I dropped something between my wall and the refrigerator. Think you could stick your head in their and check?
>>594172911
Checked
My sister said she'd give me a blowjob if I do all her homework for the next 3 months.
Should I agree to it or not?
Pic related it's her.
>>594164378
Braces, eh? Better have a medic on standby, just in case.
what subject?
Do it. And then post
Yoga Pant teens
>>594162494
Bump
not letting this die
King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has died, leaving the kingdom to his brother Salman. However, King Salman is widely expected to step down in favor of his cousin Christopher Poole.
>you heard it first here, /b/
>>594167238
why the fuck do we care?
>>594167238
>>594167238
aloha snack bar!
Bri chan?
>>594165194
>Bri chan?
no
>>594165194
tits or gtfo
I want more of her
Can I get some more webms of cuties
Also webm thread
>>594160687
bump
posting is extremely slow right now, let's see
Young teen will send anything.. even teasing me on her period.. what should I ask for? Not going to show face
Such a kinky chick
how young OP?
pooping
T e e n s
bumperino
の
typed this all out for another thread that 404'd...
damnit, someone's gonna read it because typing is hard!
[OFFTOPIC]
>/b/ me a few years ago
>no knowledge of /b/ at the time
>watching the girls for a while because the women NEED ICE CREAM!!!1!
>ice cream place is a far distance but has the best kind/s
>4 girl sleepover they're all 6-8yo
>one girl likes me a little too much, but she's 7 and IDGAF
>she suggests we play blindfold game
>??? ok
>sock gets tied on me eyes and someone kisses me on the cheek
>i guess that it's the girl who likes me too muchie
>wrong.jpg
>all girls giggle at my mistake
>i have to go this time still blind folded
>now someone is put before me and i have to kiss her
>MakeFrogFace.png go along with it because childish kids game
>kiss cheek and make my guess
>all girls laughing tell me i'm wrong and i have to go again
>this game is getting old but it's harmless so continue
>after a couple more wrong guesses i have an epiphany
>this game is a way to get me to kiss the girl who likes me over and over
>girls are ridiculous but all are enjoying it... it's just kisses on the cheeks so meh
>after much kissing i get idea to surprise girl who likes me too much
>get positioned for next kiss
>move in closer
>hesitate...
>give her wet smooch
>quickly take blindfold off!
>find out i've been trolled by 4 girls between the ages of 6&8
>they have been making me kiss their bare asses the whole time.
first guy to get dubs decides if i kill my mother with my dad's gun or no.
Do it only if you want to
>>594157598
No killing mommy
Do it and post results.
PORN WEBMS
>>594150422
They are Aurielee Summers and Malena Morgan in "good girls gone bad"
>Faptain here
>>594150422
sauce?
perfect 10/10 thread
>>594148410
Bait. The LA Times sucks.
faggots
>>594148410
why dont you start with a 10/10 then?
