In the name of moot.
Let this thread be the best of 4chan
I love these threads. Keep posting!
Dumping
>be 8 yo
>have 14 yo cousin
>loved him like the brother I never had
>sleeping together on the same bed one night
>he tells me: "hey anon, did you know your peepee can make milk?"
>noway.jpg
>"yeah, show me yours and I'll teach ya"
>embarassed, but I pull down my pants anyways
>he grabs my tiny cock and balls with a single hand and starts moving it around
>childboner.jpg
>"sorry anon, guess you're too young to do it... Maybe when you're a big boy like me"
>I beg him to show me, he keeps teasing
>finally puts out his semi-hard cock (back there I thought it was huge)
>"ok anon, I'll show you... But you need to help me. And you can never tell your mom and dad, or you'll never see me again"
>I promise
>he starts stroking it and it grows harder and much bigger
>I'm really surprised cuz I didn't know people could grow hair down there
>he tells me to lick it like a lolly
>it's warm and tastes kinda salty
>tells me to put it on my mouth
>he makes me suck that throbbing meat for a few minutes
>it's getting saltier
>he tells me to stop, takes me to the bathroom
>"put your hands around it anon. I love you anon"
>I do. His cock starts pulsing and oozes a lot of cum in my hands
>I tell him it's sticky and he laughs. He tells me to wash my hands because I wasn't ready to drink it yet.
>reminds me to never tell my parents
>we go to sleep
It got much worse after that. I still can't have a normal relationship, straight or gay, and can only get off with the memories of him molesting me.
Sorry for you, anon. Do you have moar?
>>594070613
That's nothing. My father raped me when I was 6
Let me take this moment to say something nice about moot for the first time in my life. He dedicated over a decade of his life to keep a website infested with bronies, traps, retards, pedophiles, and newfags alive. All for free. He did it for us. For once be serious. You can't say you don't respect moot for his dedication to 4chan. Moot, we love you. Say something nice, /b/tards
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>>594063376
Thank you moot, as much of a shithole as 4chan is in it's current state, you made it our shithole, our little hovel for which us shitty rejects of society can dwell and find acceptance. So thank you, you obtuse faggot.
Thank u moot
I'll suck ur dick if u want me to
New thread for the copper moot statue!
GET IN HERE AND CONTRIBUTE TO A GLORIOUS CAUSE!
is this old op?
GOGOGGO FAGS
>>594073928
are you old OP, we need old OP that guy was really about this shit
You Groove You Loose
YGYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_IOazzmTBw
>>594059604
you win biggest faggot of the night congrats
>>594059604
I win
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JtYPc8q4eL
just discovered this gem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAZo-rn_AAs&index=1&list=RDxAZo-rn_AAs
I love you /b/...
This is to all the shit posters, trolls, gore threads, loli threads, pedophiles, creeps, virgins, memers, wizards, skeletons, new fags, old fags, I love you, all of you.
When I joined this community, I looked specifically for greentexts, what I found was a family, and a community that has shown me things over the years.
This is to you, the lurker girl who doesn't give away her gender because she's afraid of people saying 'tits GTFO', the kiss less virgin whom has all the potential to do great things, to the people who will not take long to come up with a stupid reply to this comment, to the man who has lived his life full of grief but has gotten by over the years with the comfort of this community. The guy/girl that was never acknowledged by anyone, and the person who takes the time to come here out of boredom. But most of all, to the people who have made the word faggot apart of their everyday vocabulary, I love you. All of you.
From all the loli, draw, boxxy threads. From all the porn, gore, bananas. To the gamers, betas, meme makers, loners, virgins, just remember that there will always be someone who has your back. That person is me.
My days are numbered and my time here is soon to expire, I don't know if you will be able to see it, but on the right side of the photo you can see a little little little bump, it's thyroid cancer.
You have been my family and friends for as long as I could imagine, it would be an honor to die knowing that out there there are other people like me, and that I am not alone.
You aren't alone either my /b/rothers,
~Anonymous
Pretty sure it's tits or gtfo
gay
What does /b/ think of moot leaving?
I've been lurking for about 3 years.
Nothing is gonna really change.
>>594049299
I think moot is a gigantic cocksucking SJW cuckold sellout nigger jew faggot.
I beleive that we are all manatees in the marmalade cup,waiting to be spread over the huge lasagna that is moot
LET'S START A FUND TO CREATE A COPPER STATUE OF OUR GLORIOUS LEADER, MOOT
OPERATION COPPER MOOT (name tentative)
bigstatues.com will work with a client to create any custom statue. so far we think pic related should be the pose.
Current plan
1) get a quote for possible commission costs
2) decide on size, pose, details of statue
4) set up fundraising campaigns across interwebz
5) ????
6) STATUE!!!
typing up the message to send them right now. post ideas and questions ITT. lets get this ball rolling, /b/ros
#bumpformoot
le bumperino
>>594064465
coppermewt nigger
Amateur MILF Thread...Lets go!!!
>>594037415
moar
oldfags post an obscure reference from your time here.
Reminiscing thread in light of impending change
pic related
extra internets if you get the reference
>>594056343
not that obscure but a classic from my first summer
>>594056343
peter is the king
>>594056343
That's not even obscure or classic, it was just our first time fucking with Time.
>moot make site to be anonymous
>people come
>people go
>always anonymous
>but moot not anonymous
>moot wants to be anonymous
>moot wants to be one of us
>be now, 2016
>moot finally free
>moot is one of us
RIP in peace, moot.
Moot suffered so we did not have to.
RIP moot
ONE OF US
moot is kill
How fast can we get banned?
>>594051568
As fast as you posting b8 CP can get you
>>594051568
lets go man, we want authentic cheese pizza, not that bullshit
Nigguh I don't wanna get banned want Yall to get banned
This bitch is the new /b/
twitch /alisha12287
(760) 394-6065
[Not a raid. She wants callers.]
Get in here faggots
>im a 14 year old asian boy
top fucking kek
Some one call with hank hill sound board
Pics you were not supposed to share! PART 2
Last one reached IMAGE LIMIT
nice :D
Shamchat Raid. this time as Moot, ruler of the internet. post results
cmon /b/ro
This is a conversation between Sae Kurosawa and yourself, MOOT, ruler of Internet.
MOOT, ruler of Internet: hello
Sae Kurosawa: Hi
MOOT, ruler of Internet: Have a sharpie?
Sae Kurosawa: No
MOOT, ruler of Internet: Go buy one
Sae Kurosawa: Why?
MOOT, ruler of Internet: I would like you to shove it up your ass forcefully
Sae Kurosawa: Bye
Sae Kurosawa has left the conversation.
>>594046888
dem trips
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