hey /b/.
how big is your cock?
Big enough that EVERY girlfriend comes back after break up.
>>680394733
Long, not thick. Worked out good for me though. Got reputation as 'anal trainer'. 'Taught' over 30 girls the pleasure of anal.
Post the most beautiful girl you can find with a hideous boyfriend. Blue pill me before I kill myself.
>>680395355
1 of two things is true:
1. She's a psycho bitch who treats him like shit when no one is looking.
2. He's hung like a motherfucking horse and she loves it.
>>680395629
3. He got mad cash.
>>680395629
>1. implying that's not my fetish
>2. she would have to give him a chance before knowing he's hung
Waifu claiming thread - Mugi is OP edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>insult other waifus
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Miho claimed
hi guys
Chloe nudes
iv got two, with face and recent
quads and i dump....else i sell to TMZ
roll not even joking
Suck my dick
>>680396353
rolling
Joke thread faggots, get your asses in here.
Rules: anything goes. Funny shit only. Dark, racist, puns, riddles, or normal jokes, anything. Offer a joke before you comment on anything.
I'll go first:
>What do you get if you cross Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy, and Kurt Cobain?
>A whole cranium.
No.
I WAS BORN FOR THIS!
>Why is it bad to black and jewish?
>You have to sit in the back of the showers.
>>680387559
OP here, kek
I'll stick a screwdriver in my ass if /b/ can count to 3.
2
3
no porn webm thread? porn webm thread.
http://hdmoviesfullversions.blogspot.de/2016/01/girls-rule-malena-morgan-mia-malkova.html
https://www.reddit.com/r/GifsAndPhotosNSFW/comments/46xch9/were_just_wrestling_mom_teanna_trump_johnny_sins/
http://hdmoviesfullversions.blogspot.de/2016/01/family-therapy-runaway-lily-rader.html
its time
is it
Feet thread
ITT: GET
>>680390840
lies
alright heres your damn dubs happy now?
>You're trapped on a island in the middle of nowhere
>Dubs decides what happens
>>680391127
gimp Man rides over the water on his trusty steed
>>680391991
u were close anon reroll
>>680391991
roll
H/Fur
Since that last thread died, here is a new one.
it died because yalls a bunch of cuckers
Bump
>>680385107
I don't think people are gonna show up also here's the pic.
Roll 58 decide if I drill into my finger
>>680387881
don't do it
Don't, it's bad for your finger.
do it faggot
*****HOW TO MAKE HOMEMADE CRYSTALS*****
First, start out by getting ephradine. You can find it in most cough medications, but it can be hard to get. Then, get some acetone from nail polish remover, lithium from batteries, toluene from paint thinners, hydrochloric acid (a bit hard to get), this thing called psuedoephedrine (found in cold medication), sodium hydroxide (found in drian cleaners), red phosphorus (get some fireworks and you might be able to find it), sulfuric acid (extract from toilet cleaner), lighter fluid, iodine crystals, anhydrous ammonia (found in fertilizer/countertop cleaner), Ether found in starting fluid, and antifreeze. Now get a soda bottle, add all of the ingredients and shake, shake, shake! crystals should form, if not, a liquid will. Freeze this liquid and you have homemade crystals!
The picture on the left should be on of the finishing results
You can also use food coloring if you like!
>>680385792
>iodine crystals
Wait, I'm done. Cool.
and guys you can make your own money by pouring gasoline everywhere and setting it on fire guys guys believe me guys
>>680385792
Sounds absolutely boring and hard to make 0/10.
