Roll you cumtards
>>677837843
roll
reroll
>>677838160
I am not flexible enough to put my cock into my mouth! I'm about an inch away.
Let's start a gore thread
2edgy4me
>>677837377
You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you son?
You are part of a young, small, but established civilization, ruled by an autocratic leader.
Lately, the first dynasty of that archaic realm have been weakened by claimants, and society is plunging into chaos.
You seize this opportunity to escape the tyranical grip of your masters, and decide to lead a tribe of your own into the unknown, far enough from your motherland to avoid future retaliation.
Let a new order be born out of your rule, and may your legacy live beyond the threads.
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General Rules:
- Pick a name for your tribe, and a preferred colour and send it into a direction to explore until you decide to settle.
- Once settled, give directions to your people to explore and extend your territory.
- Make a peace deal, or attack another tribe if its territory is bordering yours. Last two digits are your attack/defense power for the next round (01-98), 00 is a critical failure, 99 is a critical success.
- Trips and quads triggers an event, either good or bad.
World:
- Mountains obstruct vision and are impassable.
- Rivers and small bodies of water are crossable with Boats*.
- Oceans and/or large bodies of water are crossable with Ships*.
*Construction of Boats takes 1 turn.
*Construction of Ships takes 2 turns and you require atleast 6 regions.
*Boats are presented by a dot on the world map, Ships are presented by a larger dot.
*Boats cannot cross oceans however they can follow the shoreline.
*OP decides what a large or small body of water is.
Have fun!
Empire:
- You can claim up to 4 regions per turn.
Rolling 00 grants 0 regions.
Rolling 01-33 grants maximum 1 region.
Rolling 34-66 grants maximum 2 regions.
Rolling 67-98 grants maximum 3 regions.
Rolling 99 grants maximum 4 regions.
- When you have 8 regions you can set 1 region as your Capitol*.
- Boats can colonize 2 regions, after that the Boat is depleted.
- Ships can colonize 3 regions, after that the Ship is depleted.
- Per turn you can decide to do 1 out of 3 things.
1. Claim a region.
2. Start construction on a Boat or Ship.
3. Scout* the area around you.
- If you attack another tribes territory whoever gets the highest Roll wins.
If the defender wins he keeps the territory. Attacking or defending is decided by who declares the first.
If the defender wins the roll by more than 30 extra (att. rolls 40, def. rolls 70) the defender gets a counterattack bonus.
If the defender with the bonus attacks the tribe which attacked him in the last turn, his roll can be 10 lower than the attacker and still be succesfull.
*A Capitol takes atleast a roll of 70 to take, nomatter the roll of the defender.
All adjecent regions take atleast a roll of 50 to take.
*Depending on the mood of OP and your Roll a scouting session can be succesful or a failure.
- If you are part of an Alliance you can trade/give Boats/Ships and regions with/to eachother.
You can not trade your Capitol Region nor its adjacent regions.
- Setting a new Capitol is possible after 8 turns. Your old Capitol Region will return into a normal region and its adjecent regions aswell.
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Loli Bread
>>677838564
LeftU
Reporting in
OP, that's shota...
What does girl butt taste like?
Like a normal butt....
Girls are NOT made out of rainbows and marshmallows...
They DO fart and tey DO shit
Stop being 5 years old OP
>>677834307
ass
>>677834307
shit
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
s/fur
Heya
Deutsch
meine fresse was ist denn heute hier los
wie GEHTS
LASST DEN THREAD STEHEN
hi
>>677836889
>wie GEHTS
ausgezeichnet
>LASST DEN THREAD STEHEN
da wäre ich auch stark dafür
>>677836889
hallo hallo
ich will eine GF
There's always a bigger nigger.
I've got a bad feeling about niggers
>>677836860
Luke....I am your nigger
Obi-Wan may have taught you well, but you are not a nigger yet
Deutscher Faden
Wie gehts?
Wenn Sonntag Bundestagswahlen wären, warum wählt ihr die AfD?
Esst ihr viel Gemüse und Obst?
Habt ihr ein Auto, wenn ja welches?
Beste Band aller Zeiten?
>>677837351
>Wie gehts?
Alles fit, bei dir?
>Wenn Sonntag Bundestagswahlen wären, warum wählt ihr die AfD?
FRAUKE
>Esst ihr viel Gemüse und Obst?
nö
>Habt ihr ein Auto, wenn ja welches?
C-klasse
>Beste Band aller Zeiten?
-
>Wie gehts?
Gut!
>Wenn Sonntag Bundestagswahlen wären, warum wählt ihr die AfD?
Ich wähle die Afd nicht.
>Esst ihr viel Gemüse und Obst?
Geht so
>Habt ihr ein Auto, wenn ja welches?
Nö, kein Auto
>Beste Band aller Zeiten?
Metallica
>Wie gehts?
Gut!
>Wenn Sonntag Bundestagswahlen wären, warum wählt ihr die AfD?
Warum nich?
>Esst ihr viel Gemüse und Obst?
Zu wenig
>Habt ihr ein Auto, wenn ja welches?
RX-8
>Beste Band aller Zeiten?
Metallica
YLYL.
Best Of 2016.
Bring it on, dump all the best ylyl of this year.
Eh
Well now...
Is it even possible to refute this?
>>677835932
Depressingly shit thread.
Saged.
>>677836055
>implying b has anything but shitposts
>>677836055
sage bump
Pics you shouldn't share/saved from other anons. cont.
>>677834318
More please
LETS SEE IT /b/
>>677826425
AAAAAAGGGGGHHH
