Hey /b/ if you get a 56 I'll tell you a secret that 5 people in the world know. It bugs me sometimes but I think I'm over it. Pic is rough plans for a homemade crossbow
Rolle
>>681126097
>a secret that 5 people in the world know.
You should be more open with your homosexuality OP.
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ITT we come up with the most evil animal possible.
If you could combine any two animals to genetically engineer the worst, most horrible creature ever, what would you do?
>>681122093
two humans
oh no wait we already do that.
arachnid/spider head and fangs
shark body
/thread
>>681122093
>body of a sweat fat feminist
>head of a feminist
>legs and arms of a feminist
>personality of a feminist and weeb
Girls you know who you want to fuck
my sister
in the anus
really hard
til she loves it
this milf
Jew hate thread. Post the ugliest and most annoying jews here.
Rolling again!
Rowlin
roollin
Rolls!
The ride never stops
Pile on
>>681125318
sure thing
No fluffy abuse thread?
dropbox thread
dumb nigger tryin too hard
>>681112757
You're trying too hard to make him miserable xD
>>681109380
Bump
hey /b Rate me!
would bang/10
>>681118365
Tits & timestamp/10
>>681118785
agreed
Family fap. My cousin
>>681118188
SHe is cute, more please
>>681118409
Love her lips
You boner, you lose
>Gay Edition
BONUS
You touch your dick, you go to sleep
Bumping for interest
Perfect 11/10 girls thread
How can any other woman even compete?
>>681109860
>thatnose
>11/10
>>681114040
Probably if I saw that anywhere that it could be easily raped.
>>681114040
Would fuck it for free would even pay to fuck it
>>681114404
How much would you pay?
>>681114578
Easily 50 bucks or more
>be me
>38 years old, still unemployed
>4am
>horny after watching 10 episodes of Pokemon: Johto Journey
>clomp my way across the landing to mummy's room
>clamber onto her bed
>MUMMY WUMMY ITS TIME FOR MY TUMMY TO GIVE YOU THE TENDIES THAT COME FROM MY ENDIES
>she wakes groggy and confused
>"Oh no, no Anon, please. We said-"
>she bursts into tears
>"We said I would only do it once. You got your 50,000 GBP to promise to never do it again."
>stupid bitch is crying hysterically now
>"I need to get up for work in an hour. Burger King told me if I'm late again I'll be f-f-fired."
>grab her hair and yank her head up
>NO MUMMY ITS TIME FOR YOU TO RECYCLE THE CHICKEN TENDIES BECAUSE TENDIES FROM MY ENDIES ARE YUMMY FOR MUMMYS TUMMY
>tries to wriggle away, gasping hysterically, but I grab her slender wrists with my Charizard strength
>MUMMY YOU ARE SO PRETTY I tell her as the tears stream down her red, puffy face
>MUMMYEEEEEEEERRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO EAT THE SECOND HAND TENDIES
>she nods slowly, lower lip quivering
>squat myself over mummy's accepting face and pull down my black shorts with the flames up the sides
>mummy opens her mouth, trembling with horror and racked with sobs as she tries to keep still, I can feel her hot breath on my hairy, shit-encrusted anus
>(tendies tendies from my endies, from my tummy into mummy) I whisper into the night air
>within seconds I feel something
>a gushing of release and relief from my guts expels explosive and gaseous from my itchy bumhole, spraying and splopping chunks and jets and gooey ropes of every colour all over mummy's face and into her pink, waiting mouth
>hear her gagging and crying even harder underneath me
>relief is so intense I fall face-first onto her bed, booty naked in the air
>EAT MY TENDIES MUMMY, THEYRE SO GOOD AND YUMMY I say into the bedding, muffled
>hear her trying to swallow
>just keeps gagging and crying
>I fall asleep there and when I wake up at 3pm she's gone
fucking normie bitch
fuckin niggers
>>681098030
I'm scared for life.
>>681098030
That was...most unpleasant.
Waifu Claiming thread
>Waifu Repossession edition
The rules are simple
>Drink alcohol
>Choose your 2d waifu
>Post your waifu
>Insult other waifu's
>Do drugs
>Spike waifu is best waifu
>Naps and alcohol recommended by 10/10 Spiegels
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>Ignore the RP
>Most important: Have Fun!
Spike Spiegel
Shinoa claim
>>681117100
And dubs to cap it off.
You're on a roll
still here
