The topic: sexual tension between me and my half mother.
So let me sketch the situation for you: When I was very little, my parents divorced and both found a new partner before I was 5. Neither got married again, but my dad and his girlfriend had a daughter, who is my half sister. Her mother and my dad constantly in a fight, and it’s come to a point where my dad is thinking about kicker her out of the house. Whenever I’m at my dad’s, they are arguing like children over banalities. It’s like they are trying to pick a fight with each other, not exactly a stable relationship so to speak… Over the last few years, I’ve sort of become a relationship consultant for my half mother. She and I got closer than the other siblings, and I genuinely like talking with her. A few days ago, the weather took a turn for once and the sun was shining all day. We were talking about life and stuff, and she ended the conversation, saying she was gonna lay in the sun for a while. There was no one else at home, expect for my sister who was just leaving, so I went upstairs, to my room where I quickly found of that there was nothing to do. I put my boxers on a joined her. We have this sun roof on top of the house, just next to the attic. You have take the attic’s stairs to get there, so it’s very quiet and isolated from the rest of the house. I got up there, and she smiled as I lay down next to her. We started talking again, about what I was doing in life and where I was going and such. She asked about girlfriends and those relationships went and why they ended, yada yada yada. Out of nowhere, she asked why I didn’t take my boxers off. She said my dick would be white, while all the rest of me would be tanned, which isn’t a very good look according to her. I sort of laughed it off, but she didn’t let it go.
“Your girlfriend wouldn’t like it, just take them off”. She called me “petite nature”, which means something like shy or prude. “Come on, it’s not like I’ve never seen it before, you know…” and she continued “Oh, you won’t do it, I knew it.”. She knew all too well that I’d do something if she challenged me to it, so that’s what she was doing now. When someone challenges you as a man, you get this primal instinct to do it, or at least I do. So I replied “Why don’t you take yours off too then?” sort of hoping she would laugh it off and drop it. She didn’t. “Oh god, don’t be such a crybaby” and she took her top off along with her panties in a swift movement. “There, happy?” and she lay down again and put her little sun bathing glasses back on her eyes. I waited a few seconds, still pretty embarrassed. She has an amazing body, and even though she couldn’t see anything through the plastic of her sun bathing glasses, I was still a bit reluctant to let my eyes feast on her body. “Oh fuck it” I muttered and took my boxers off. I just closed my eyes and lay down, trying to calm myself. My heart was pounding even though I wasn’t all that nervous anymore. I opened just the slightest corner of my eye, and I caught her watching me from underneath the side of her sun bathing glasses. I wasn’t quite sure if she could see that I saw her watching me, but I closed my eyes again and tried to relax. We picked up the topic again of previous girlfriends, and she sort of steered the conversation towards how women want to be treated, both in general and sexually. Now, one thing you must know, is that for some reason, she’s always asked me to put sun screen on her back. Whenever we went on family holidays, I was the one to get her back. She always complimented how smooth my hands were, which might’ve been true, when I was 12…
Staying true to tradition, she asked me to rub her back. She has the most amazing skin I’ve ever felt. It’s a genetic gift how she can still have such good skin at her age. Of course, she took good care of herself with various expensive creams and such, but the smoothness of her skin was truly a gift by nature. I looked around, and noticed she didn’t bring any. I asked, and she said I should go and get some in the bathroom. “You can go naked, we’re alone.” she said and that struck me a bit. She always has this way of saying things, that just get me. It thrilled me that I was actually naked, next to my half mother, who was also naked, at home alone, on a sun room where no one can see us. I took the attic stairs and went into the bathroom to find the sun screen. We have two bathrooms at home, one that she and my dad use, and another one that I and my sisters use. Usually I never come to her bathroom, so I felt a bit like a cat who sneaked into a room where she isn’t supposed to be. Her clothes lay on the counter, together with her bra and panties. My inner pervert came out and I took both in my hand. As a man, there is something about the way women smell, that just immediately wakes up the kraken. I suppose it’s pheromones. I inhaled her scent and put everything back how it was, searched the cabinets and went back upstairs with the sun screen. I got a bit of a semi, but not so much that it looked a like semi, so I went through the door to the sun roof.
As I opened the door, she took off her sun bathing glasses, and titled her head up to look at me. It wasn’t very hard to tell she looked at my dick, I mean it was fucking obvious. Her eyes told me she was pleasantly surprised with what she saw. Truth be told, I’m not a bad looking man, and I took a lot after my dad, which I think is one of the reasons why she and I are so close. “Looking for something?” I asked, smiling. She smiled back at me, and turned around on her back. “Sure” she said in a vague way. I opened the sun screen and put it on my hands. I just knew right then that my dick wouldn’t stay put. The brain can say no all it wants, the dick doesn’t care. It has a mind of it’s own. There was no turning back now though. What could I say? I couldn’t just walk off. I was standing naked with sun screen in my hands, next to my naked half mother with the body of a goddess, who was eagerly awaiting for my “soft” hands to rub her back. So I went for it. I knew all too well that I could see her pussy at any point if I wanted. I just needed to put my eyes between her legs, and there it was. I did my best though, to focus on her shoulders for now, dividing the sun screen evenly, and rubbing it deep in to her skin. I knew she knew I was enjoying this, so in order to make it even, I gathered all my massaging skills and gave her the best full back massage I could give. At the peak of all of her moaning, I stopped and said “All done!”. She was quick to respond “Wait, get my legs too, they’ll get burned”. I felt my heart beat into my ears. How am I supposed to know what she’s up to? If she asks me to get her legs, does that include her ass? Does that include the inner parts of her thighs?
>trips decide what to buy
>no animals or drugs
Buy 10€ of water
An off can of Pepsi max
>buy bees
>buy cocaine
>give cocaine to the bees
>bees make honey really fast
thats my plan
trips get creepshots and tits of my "butterface" cousin
found these pics on her father's computer, she used to teach me english with large shirt,no bra and she was always letting me see her tits from under her shirt
yeah? go on...
How about dubs you faggot
This is the best map of all time. No other map of any other game can even slightly compare to it.
It's literally the PERFECT map.
It's the Mona Lisa of maps.
>>680774312
Hell yeah
fugg u
>>680774312
It in fact is the most played multiplayer map of all time
Selena Gomez vs Taylor Swift continued
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
Team Selena
Butterface thread, get in here.
>>680777018
Everything but her face I supposed to be attractive. I don't know what the fuck this is supposed to be. Kill it with fire, then kill yourself.
>>680777018
damn nice
YLYL thread.
0/10. You suffer from premature laughing.
Which one has a pic of her riding cock?
Why her?
Correct answer for pic
I'm hoping the blonde on the far right holding the phone.
A) because she's the one taking the photo, therefore the photo belongs to her. Woils make sense that you hot this photo from her profile, or something, so you can do so.
B) she's the hottest there
Far left
1) She's the ugliest so probably did it for the same reason you see way more ugly girl nudes than pretty girls.
2)just seems likely
Waifu claiming thread.
>Legend of the Drunken Master edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>worship all Spike waifu's
>Naps and alcohol recommended by 10/10 Spiegels
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Spike Spiegel
Yuno claim
Shinoa claim.
I feel so tired yet so awake. What drives me to stay on this late.
>>680773946
Claimed
no fat chicks
here goes nothing
to lazy to look. rollll
>>680773004
They really didn't put a ton of effort into this new gen of Pokemon.
>ITT
>weeb fags get mad
>>680767866
What a shitty sword, it's dumb how weeb fags like them.
>>680767866
I mean I understand this is a troll thread but
This nigger doesn't know how to use the Katana
It's suppose to be used in a slashing downward strike or you fuck your shit up.
This nigger in this vid had to be trolling.
I don't own any swords, but you cant just pick one up and bang it against shit.
The fuck man.
>>680768124
>>680767866
and stop same fagging your thread
Non-porn webm thread
>>680775634
weirdest boner right now
YOU LOVE YOU LOVE
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