Todays my 19th birthday and i want to see who can get me the hardest as my present
Dubs decides what i do
Shove a soda can up your ass
jerk off on cam
What kind of BOOBS do you like
DARKK thick and decent size nipples, the size of the actual tits is irreverent nipples and
>>680744364
the kind on a whore
My gfs
Pics you saved from other anons thread. If someone posts your OC, you must dump what you have.
Pic possibly related.
I always hope someone posts mine. Very hot in a weird way. Posting other anons
>>680739054
me too TBH..
>be me
>not have sex in days maybe weeks
>girlfriend says "we will have sex tonight"
>awesome.jpg
>ask girlfriend when
>she says she's too tired
>what the fuck?
>she says I'm acting like a horny 13 year old
if this happens one more time I'm cheating
idgaf about white knights
I'm 23 God damn years old. I could be fucking EVERY God damn night of my fucking life.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this bitch.
>>680747013
You're doing something in person that is turning her off. Pay attention.
>>680747013
Why don't you get a girlfriend who actually, you know, has similar interest. I thought that was the whole point of dating
>>680747189
Dude, I bought her dinner, rubbed her feet, and scratched her back not even expecting sex.
She offered the sex, got my hopes up, then left me awake pissed the fuck off.
Hey, 4chan! Let's play RISK! How's it work? Read the damned map you fat autistic piece of shit. Anyway, to start, say the name of your settlement, and the location you want it to be in. Once we have 8 civilizations, we will start, but you can join anytime.
>Numeras, Northeast Washington
>Coast Salish Natives, Socal
>Eddy
>>680746316
And i guess we'll take the colour blue.
>Coast Salish
can we have a sh0ta/shota general thread? share your stories and pics here anons
Holy fuck.....
Is this real life?
Pic VERY related
>>680742590
*honk honk* Ben Franklin is a president! Wakka wakka!
you faggot, there aren't only presidents on the money. but i dont want a nigger on it anyways.
>>680742797
I actually raged
Get'um rollin
er
>>680733746
rolling
>>680733746
roll
If god hates gay people why did he give men a prostate gland and make it feel so fucking good to stimulate it?
>>680752227
Girls have thumbs, faggot
>>680752227
if god has a plan for everyone, what is his plans for children that die at birth?
>>680752490
That makes a profound impact on the parents. Maybe to guide them in a different direction. Or something.....but that's not what this thread is about faggot
YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBEBrLsqm1A
hm, if i call this thread a YLYL, a bunch of desu fags will appear for absoluetly no reason. So instead, this is not a YLYL thread, but rather a thread with funny posts in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5wUilJ0quU
>>680755998
this is ylyl, not doing something bad
so /b/ my gf is out drinking with a few friends from her work 3 girls/2 guys do you think she is gonna cheat on me? im suspicious of it she isint texting me back might post pic soon
>>680751966
Don't be that guy.
I'm fucking her in the ass right now
>>680752463
What else can i do?
Milf
>>Conspiracy theories arise from evidence. After the government releases an explanation of a particular event, a conspiracy theory is only born because evidence exists to disprove their explanation, or at least call it into question. There's nothing insane about it, unless you define sanity as believing whatever the government tells you. In light of the fact that our government lies to us regularly, I would define believing everything they tell you as utter stupidity.
In July of 1996, flight 800 exploded over Long Island. Shortly after their ''terrorist'' explanation failed scrutiny, our government then explained the event by claiming that a faulty electrical system caused a spark that ignited a fuel tank, and the people who doubted this explanation were quickly labeled "conspiracy theorists." More than a hundred witnesses saw a missile travel from the ground up to the plane just prior to its explosion, but rather than being treated as eyewitnesses to an event, they were labeled "conspiracy theorists," which label allowed all subsequent investigation to ignore the strongest evidence in the matter.
Our "investigative" news agencies decided to accept and disseminate the official story, and they helped us forget the U.S. naval station nearby, the
>>680751313
Holy shit
>>680751313
Fucking nice ass
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
>>680736605
you queen still looks like an Armenian bus driver
>>680736605
whats it like not having a girlfriend op?
Hey /b/.
General drug thread.
What are you taking tonight?
Thinking of dropping 2 tabs of acid then smoking a spliff
Why do you have fucking Tylenol in your photo?
Underage b& looking for attention, I suspect.
