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Good evening, Anonymous! Have you missed me while I was away? I'm sorry for my absence. I had a trip that I kept putting off thinking about until the day it arrived, s-so... I'm sorry.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>Dubs and trips, etc. (GETs) can receive a reading from the Hermetic Tarot.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name and you might get a fortune cookie as a consolation prize-- if the junior shrine maidens are available tonight. It's not a normal day so maybe not. Sorry.
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BACON PANCAKES, MAKIN' BACON PANCAAAAKES
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>>686847547
Hello. General reading for "Desmond," please.
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>>686847747
MAKIN' BACON PANCAAAAAAKES

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Does anybody know where I can get started on landing a job working with dead people, I'm talking about collecting them, cleaning maybe, nothing too medical or autopsy level.
No experience, but willing to pursue it.
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>inb4 "best gore"
It's a good picture.
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Funeral homes. Apply for helper in pick up. Be able to be on call all hours, travel up to an hour usually your own vehicle to get there, but load up in to theirs. That's it.

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Call my local Papa John's, (816)-505-9000 ask "Is this the Krusty Krab?"

Ask to order the Krusty Krab Pizza

You're gonna have to wait through like a minute of music but I really wanna get back at these dickheads. They get my order wrong every, fucking, time.

Greentext what happens.

/go
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This is gonna be a good thread
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>>686841643
dont green text, record please on vocaroo
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>>686841980
That would work as well

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The game is supposed to have 18 000 000 000 000 000 000 planets in it. That's an 18 followed by 18 zeros. So lets say every star in the game has 10 planets. That's still 1 800 000 000 000 000 000 stars. If we say that each galaxy is on average the size of the milky way containing 100 billion stars (100 000 000 000) and we do some simple division, we have 18 000 000 galaxies in this game. That's 18 million galaxies.

The goal is to get to the center of the starting galaxy. So it only seems natural to assume that there is intergalactic travel. And if you can travel intergalatically, that makes getting to the center of the universe a kind of inconsequential point. So it doesn't seem much of a stretch to come up with the idea that once you get to the center of the galaxy you unlock intergalactic travel. Sean Murray has dropped hints about this. I forget which video I saw him say this in but he said something very close to...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2G8w-GB05Q [Embed]

You think the game is on one scale, then suddenly you pull back and you realize how much grander it is

Not an exact quote, but that's essentially what he said. Besides, it kind of makes sense just from a gameplay point of view. You take all this time, traveling all this way. The reward is a hyperdrive that allows you to travel just about anywhere instantly, including other galaxies. I think that make sense. Because what if you want to go back to a world you found near the beginning of the game. Do you have to make the long journey back step by step? Unlikely. But of course, this is all just speculation.

Just curious what you neckbeards think.
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>>686843550
Cool
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>>686843810
Thanks buddy make sure to leaf and subsidies.
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talk nigs

Lets play a game /B/

>Go to google images
>search your first name then "the hedgehog"
>post results here
>ex. Nigger the hedgehog

what's your sonic oc?
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>>686843866
michael
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>>686843866

Cameron's my name, autism my game?

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Just got caught jerking off by my sister. What do I do
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finish?
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>>686847227
ask your sister to finish you
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source?

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Any druggie scumbags on here at the moment?

What's your drug of choice, and why?

It's heroin for me, with LSD coming in a close second. Can't beat a day of dropping acid with some close mates.

>general drug thread
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Yee. Going back to my psych in June to get these again.
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>>686843225

Heroin, because it's cheap and pure and I love how it makes me feel. Second place is clonazepam. Then weed. Then alcohol.
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Never was a druggie till I broke my foot and was prescribed oxy two of these and everything melts but the stomach pains after are the worst

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Well, /b/, what the fuck is it? Dubs decides. Make it good.
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I've been dogging with my uncle more times than you've had hot dinners. You?
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I'm in love with you
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i like feets

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Why can't you just choose?
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Chick with dick

She's got a butthole, right?
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Girl with the dick. Anyone who chooses the man with a pussy is a fag. If I'm stranded on a desert island, then I want to fuck the most feminine thing around.
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>>686845561
SHE also has a dick

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Odds=Fap
Evens=Sleep
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Rolling
please odds
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Roll to rub my pole
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>>686836132
roll

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FB fap thread?
FB fap thread
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Feeling depressed as fuck. No feels thread?

Feels thread.
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Today I woke up. Even worse, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror....
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COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:

Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.

PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
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Pleaase do her

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Style rate thread

Let's go
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you're no different from any other faggot at my university 0/10
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Hype beast faggot
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>>686841071
Template?

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Cont. >>686847372

Rules:
X attacks Y
If there is no Y stated, X fills out the empty space available

Dubs=2 Squares
Trips=8 Squares
Quads=16 Squares
Quints=Win
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>>686849568
Nazis march on Retards.
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RETARDS ASSEMBLE
KILL THE NAZIS
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>>>>kill tards<<<<<

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