This shit pisses me off so much. They should have let the little nigglet that fell in die. Fuck him and fuck his welfare mother. Someone should figure her fucking name out and share the shit out of it.
I hope the zoo sues her and she gets charged with child endangerment.
Bump for OP
I don't understand why the gorilla wasn't shot with a tranquilizer instead. Smh
should of just put the mother down insted
Present your anuses.
Poorly Describe Video Games Thread v2
My continuation from last:
>bigguyforyou.jpg
>keep hearing voices in my head
>CHARLIE IN THE TREES
>fucking numbers
Carl of Dooty Nigga Ops>>686898903
White pjs
aliens steal dog
must rescue doggo
spaceship is a tincan
>My legs are OK
s/fur
>>686897240
Baaaaaa, baaaaaaaaaaa
Chastity/sissy/trap thread
Watching this thread.
>>686896283
I'm not really interested in wearing a cage, or dressing as a girl, or having anything in my ass.
but I do envy the orgasms
Life hacks that actually work?
>>686900105
Will this actually be true and work???
/b Hot or Not Thread!
Post oc's, gf's or just girls you know and /b decides if they're attractive
>pic related
>>686892991
Everything in that pic is 70s except the phone. Even the retro fat arms on the whore.
>>686892991
Hot
Faces of /b/ thread, other one 404'd
Go
I guess I'll post again, rate?
https://twitter.com/XOKirstySky
Feels thread
trips opens the box
>>686901181
Please dont do this op, it's illegal
Rolling for not cp
Is op ok? Thread 404'd.
OP died, was just on the local news, saw the same door in the background. They're searching the phone now I think
Just saw this. What happened?
>>686892820
what happened?
Post the most recent picture you downloaded.
Here OP.
R34 thread. last one hit limit
>>686881386
>>686881386
Family guy r34
Post your embarrassing stories, /b/.
I'll start:
>be me
>16 at the time
>currently laying in bed
>just smoked weed
>feelsgood.jpg
>get horny so I turn on my phone and start masturbating
>try to be quiet because my sister is staying over with her baby in the next room
>she's asleep for all I know
>don't think about it and continue masturbating
>have good climax
>feelsgood2.jpg
>cum all over my stomach
>"fuck I forgot to bring a tissue because im high"
>don't feel like getting up
>look for nearest cloth-like object
>see that I have 2 blankets
>grab the least favorable blanket and clean myself up
>its now covered in cum
>well I can't use this anymore
>throw it to the end of my bed
>start watching random videos on my phone
>about 15 minutes later I hear a door open from across the hall
>ohfuckshesmellsmydank
>cower under the blanket
>but the blanket cant ever save you
>hear my door open
>"Anon, are you awake"
>I can hear it's my sister
>I lean up, acting groggy and say: "yea"
>"Do you an extra blanket I can borrow?"
>thank god she doesn't smell my weed
>So excited that she didn't notice that I barely realized what she asked
>take about 5 seconds to process what she had asked
>"yea probably i think maybe"
>fucking smooth
>look around my room in a panic
>see an extra blanket on my bed
>"here you go" I say as I hand her the tainted blanket
>she thanks me and leaves
>I lay back down and calm down because it was over now
>then I panic as I realize I had given my sister a cum filled blanket
>she never asked me about it
>mfw either my sister or my nephew had to sleep in cum that night
My car's mom tried to finger me in the back of my friend
>be me
>be 21
>be fresh in the military so weekend is always escalading
>drinking with best friend
>drinking hard, hitting one bar after another
>some friends show up with grill i dont know
>shes a 4/10 not fat just ugly
>my drinking habitats make her a 6/10
>my being in the base the whole week makes her a 7.5/10
>start flirting with her
>blahblahblah shes bisexual blahblahblah
>she wants to leave, to say goodbye she wants to hug me
>while she hugs me i "accindently" hit her tit
>she smiles and says: anon i know you did touch my tit on purpose
>idontknowwhatyouretalkingaboutgirl
>im gonna go to this barblahblah wanna come with me??
>dat tit felt good
>sure
>we go to the other bar
>i get even more drunk
>we dance together
>making out on the dancefloor and shit
>lets go to my place babe
>okay anon
>we take a taxi
>im so drunk i throw coins at the taxi driver and yell at him to drive faster
>lulz were had
>right before my house she says: anon im on my period
>fuckit im a badass soldier mothafocka im gonna see enough blood in my career
>no problem babe
>we go inside start making out like crazy
>plz anon im so shy dont turn the light on
>k whatever
we go naked and start fucking
>i finger her
>>686891457
cont.
>i assfuck her
>im so drunk its difficult to come
>anon youre hurting me dont be so rough
>fuckbitch shut up im trying to come here
>i behave like a fucking gorilla
>i dont finish she complains
>fuckthis.RAW
>anon i wanna go home
>turns out she lives close to me
im not tired so letsgo
>im walking her home
>im so drunk i throw beerbottles around (took a sixpack from home with me)
>she totally embarrassed and starts walking on the other side of the street
>stay here babe so i can protect you better
>i switch the side of the road to her side
>the she switches her side again
>this lasts for about 1 mile
>i get angry and start throwing beerbottles at her
>shes finally home i hug her say goodbye
Roll b
