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>>686895541
Yes Sir
>>686896913
Wow, I was joking. Dont be gay
Ew.
>>686897390
C'mon, you know you love it.
You know you want it.
You don't want to see that
Trust me
>>686898815
It's a requirement for entry. Post them anus boi.
>>686898677
Sorry, im not gay.
>>686899110
That red-rocket seems to think otherwise boy-o
Hey people, how's it going?
>>686899300
Thats not proofs
>>686899026
You asked for this
Do you regret your decision
>>686899573
Wide awake in the middle of the night, mite get coffee.
>>686899656
You're right. You don't need to be gay to get a boner while looking at boi-butt.
And it's totally straight if you want to put your dick in that boi-butt and fuck it till you're both cross-eyed screaming for the mercy of the Almighty.
Totally straight.
I am at least 50% sure nibi is gay.
>>686899944
sleeping pills might be a better idea if you have them.
>>686899881
>No timestamp
Nice try, fraud
>>686900048
I'm at least 100% sure Nibi is at least 50% gay
I am 100% strait
>>686900026
I dont fuck, I am Asexual.
>>686900048
Dont have any, slept like 5 hours anyway.
>>686900271
what is the other 50%?
>>686900313
well do you have anything big to do tomorrow?
>>686900313
>I am 100% strait
>I am Asexual.
I'll buy you a dictionary for your birthday, but you have to promise me you'll read it.
>>686900190
Here you go, faggotron
>>686900563
*shrugs*
not-gay, I guess?
Also, 100% isn't the limit. Like, some people can be 100% straight and 100% gay at the same time.
>>686900563
Clean slate. So im probably just going to clean house and play games all day
>>686900741
Well, that is an anus. Thanks for sharing. :^)
>>686900988
Don't say I never did nothin' nice for ya
>>686900680
Im a straight Asexual. Meaning I dont have sex but im the good kind of dont have sex for the good reasons and not gay.
>>686900820
Wait, then what would be the total limit? I'm concerned about how much gay can fit in a person.
>>686900936
oh nice, I gotta drive home tomorrow. I'm gunna miss being with luc ;_;
>>686901226
Did you two do the gay?
>>686901226
Well, each individual quality has a max of 100%, but there's no limit to the total combination of qualities. So don't worry, you can't be more than 100% gay, but you can have like 500+% sexual orientations.
>>686901187
You what?
>>686901170
I won't even remember you in 5 minutes.
>>686901646
We did all the gay, in fact my sexy man is right next to me.
>>686901799
that is honestly terrifying.
>>686902005
what's ew?
greetings beloved allies and despised enemies
>>686901925
Wish I had sexy man to do the gay with. :<
Only thing here is natives whose face looks like it was beat with a brick, or middleaged fat guys.
>>686902129
Oooo, which one do I get to be?
>>686901925
Yeah, this knowledge can be devastating in the wrong hands.
Good thing I shared it on /b/ where I know everyone has only the best intentions and purest hearts :^)
>>686902129
Cream pie
>>686902166
oh well try the internet I guess?
>>686902129
Hey dom, how's it going?
>>686902411
Internet won't help much on an island not even half the size of the city I lived in.
>>686901799
Im straight but I dont have sex to not be a cuck.
>>686902099
luc
>>686902129
I hope im the latter
I guess I'll post. Hello friends. I haven't seen you guys in forever.
>>686902495
Oh you're one of /those/ guys.
>>686902348
yes definetly, totally not going to try to have someone OD on sexuality.
>>686902487
hmm, I can't think of anything then.
>>686902586
he isn't ew, he is amazing!
>>686902768
BRB, slitting wrist.
I shoulda chose CONUS orders
>>686902348
your choice
>>686902361
which orifice?
>>686902411
pretty good, i'm eating apples. hows the weekend?
>>686902586
you are neither.
>>686902954
Both.
Someone post paw stuff
I've posted all that I have and now I'm resorting to e621 for paw-fetish related content
>pic related
>>686902687
Who even?
>>686902763
I am a voice of reason in the age of deceit and jew.
>>686902768
No
Ew
>>686902954
What am I then?
>>686903252
seconding.
>>686903283
It's been a very long time.
>>686900680
Millions of years of evolution has tuned the sex drives of every single animal to procreate. Asexuality as a social construct is complete horseshit.
>>686903292
Is she >18?
>>686902938
what does CONUS mean?
>>686902954
That sounds delicious and I'm going great, I love cuddling him and kissing him. He is an amazing kisser, he is amazing at everything haha.
>>686903283
You are ew
>>686903472
You'r're retarded.
Actually.
Finally a gfur thread without all the avatar fagging.
>>686903529
Mainland United States.
I chose Guam. Guam is small.
It's full of fat dudes twice my age who keep messaging me.
>>686903437
A LONG time?
>>686903529
That affects me in no way.
>>686903750
If you know what I mean.
>>686899881
>>686895541
not mine but it will be the one ill be pounding very soon.
>>686903923
gay
>>686903734
oh ok, damn well that sucks. Is there a way to get relocated?
>>686903750
well you look fat in that dress.
>>686903961
so?
>>686903734
That's what you get for being the only boipucci in a 100mile radius.
>>686903807
NO
>>686904077
What a horrible night for faggotry
>>686904074
My looks are irrelevant, because im not ever getting laid.
>>686904129
what better way to celebrate memorial day.
>>686904197
fug
>>686904290
gg no re.
>>686904074
Yeah, wait three years for the rotation here to end.
>>686904108
I'm not even a twink, I don't even fuckin know.
I wanna know why they think I'll respond after three weeks and dozens of messages have been ignored.
>>686904197
A better way would be thanking our fallen Military.
Ya know. The whole reason Memorial Day exists.
>>686904513
To them you just look like an easy hole I guess.
>>686904513
tbh we should remember them every day. they never take a break serving the country so why should we take only 1 day to celebrate it. i got 2 close friends who are in the military and i am thankfull that they have the courage to go out there and do what they do and hope for their safe return.
>>686903641
Shh. You'll rouse them.
>>686905103
its like he wants them to come out.
>>686904718
"He's an easy hole, just takes 6 months and 50 messages a day, but he'll come running soon"
Either that or they have the memory of a goldfish.
>>686904774
Attaboy. One of the AF B-52's here almost added 7 more souls to the body count a few days ago. Almost.
>>686905671
i have not asked how many if any they put down i just know they served and im thankful they were a bigger man to do it then i am.
>>686906025
I'm talking like, servicemen. One of their planes caught fire during a takeoff, could see the flames from our hanger across the flightline.
>>686903142
i like it.
>>686903529
it sounds like you're really enjoying this. i'm glad it's worked out.
>>686906341
ohhh. phew.
>>686906366
Several times too
>>686906025
>Not posting the whole set
>>686907134
i actually did knot know there was. ty for posting it.
SELLING LAUGHTEEEER FROM A CAAAAN~
>>686907301
dudecooch
>>686907650
if you want to im not going to complain.
>>686907654
>>686907650
>>686907425
fuck off, you're not wanted
musclecunt
testosteronetwat
>>686907938
I want me so bad.
butt hole
That's awfully to the point.
i think duder cooter is the best
I thought about it after I said dude cooch and I love it.
>>686907938
50% of the porn in this thread was posted by me, so......
I'd say YOU'RE not wanted.
i feel like grantch should be slang for vagina
got some tank up in yr grantch
Is that a word?
stank
no. i wonder what the etymology of these vagina slurs is.
>>686907763
Well I'm not much of a top, so why don't we take turns and switch off?
I kind of want to study that now.
Oh I got another one. Mister beaver.
>>686908781
i would be more then fine with that. mim hoping i can get my mate to be the same one day cause hes a complete bot. im ok with either role.
>>686908858
Is this a photoshopped image or a screenshot of a mod? Either way I'm confused
thankfully, with the power of google, most if not all incidental knowledge is nearly instantly retrievable.
i can only think of an accidentally subversively sexual mr rogers knockoff
I honestly cbf'd even googling it though.
I was thinking more "leave it to beaver"
>>686909056
Photoshopped I assume.
Middle English: of Germanic origin; related to Norwegian and Swedish dialect kunta, and Middle Low German, Middle Dutch, and Danish dialect kunte.
Some suggest a link with Latin cuneus "wedge," others to PIE root *geu- "hollow place," still others to PIE *gwen-, root of queen and Greek gyne "woman."
malcom in the middle ; )
That's rather mundane.
>spitroasting
First known reference in English apparently is in a compound, Oxford street name Gropecuntlane cited from c. 1230 (and attested through late 14c.) in "Place-Names of Oxfordshire" (Gelling & Stenton, 1953), presumably a haunt of prostitutes.
could be savage dp
>gropecuntlane
Man, medieval flesh merchants were unsubtle.
Right in the childhood.
most of these are "of unknown origin"
emotionally destroyed, here's some more
etymologists suck
that dudercooter is unreasonably wide
Does anyone in this thread have really good gifs? Like ones with tons of cum? Those are my favs :))
but you are studying linguistics
such is what it's designed for, through the grace and in the eyes of our Lord
>>686908942
>my mate
Oh I see, so you're just leading me on
>>686910038
here's my favorite gif ever
>>686910038
I had one more but it's too large
Not that specific field, necessarily.
I'm quite convinced the sphincter wasn't intended as a two-way door
>>686910038
I have gifs
I just took a shower and im naked.
>>686910235
Oh, I guess that wasn't what I thought it was
Can you faggots actually label these threads?
same-sex sinkhole
the anus wasn't intended
>>686910283
Pics or it didn't happen
patriarch pit
it was painstakingly designed by our Creator
>>686910283
Can I drink you then?
>>686910344
we do
>>686910377
You dont get pics, you BITCH.
>>686910437
You can drink dis DIK
guy gape
he really did a good job of making it able to take much larger objects than the female secondary butt hole can
>>686910245
i would like to see them ;))
>>686910437
>>686910459
You know, put g/fur in the title? Common fucking courtesy.
Father fissure.
I have precious little experience with that orifice so I'll take your word for it.
>>686910549
Close enough.
>>686910699
Get better at finding it, they're very clearly marked.
>>686910669
Here you go.
dad donut
jeez what's with you Other Gays and your lack of man pussy experience
>>686910699
what, do you browser search "gfur" or something retarded
Im not liking these butthole slogans.
>>686910772
I mean, sure, I can smell the stench of not having washed for God knows how long too, but I mean a text label.
>>686910815
No, I find "g/fur", not "gfur or something retarded"
keep your man pussy fresh and clean with gape-b-gone™
>>686910993
your method is stupid and so is your pedantry
old man's orifice
I meant vaginas
>>686910993
It's easily and consistently marked with something everyone can access. You're just bad at this.
>>686910549
:'(
>>686910699
Well, there's a furry male in the OP and a very gay statement made by a very gay guy, plus the thread is marked as gfur in the thread-finder, so I'm pretty sure all the bases are covered
sf has all the man ass experience
Faggot
>>686911055
Oh please, do tell. Do you have faggot sense or something where you get a tingling in your prostate when these threads are made? It'd just be common courtesy for people who want to filter these threads and for others like me who want to find them.
>>686911237
Maybe you shouldnt of been a bitch?
>>686911239
I'm scarcely a harlot.
>>686911237
>furry male in the OP
Not always.
>thread-finder
U wot m9
grandpa grantch
>>686911255
i use a third-party threadfinder
nobody really cares about the last two things you said
>>686911377
You never told me, I am assuming between 11-14 cocks have cummed your anal cavity.
>>686911401
>Not having thread finder
>Not having namesync
Newfag
papa's porous pink pimple
>>686911502
I have taken 2 actual dicks in my butt. I've sucked a few more than that. That's still bad, but it's not THAT bad.
>>686911401
I don't really care about "always," since you're not always here complaining that the thread isn't marked. I care about right now though, since you're here right now complaining about the thread not being marked even though all those things I said.
Yes. There's a thread-finder. It's a pretty decent hack for Safari and Firefox, you can download it from thepiratebay . se or from the shadow-internet
>>686911661
What's it feel like?
>>686911563
I don't have namesync because, you know, the point of going on an anonymous imageboard would be fucking defeated, wouldn't it?
Bleach is always an option.
Now please refer me to this threadfinder bullshit.
pimple is a stretch even for my practiced ass
don't refer him
>>686911774
I'm not inclined to wax erotic about my sexual experience here, you know I find that uncouth.
(he's terrible at it)
I knew I was reaching which is why I added two more words. How about papa's porous pink padding?
porous is also not a good, i'd say papa's penetrable pink poon
I agree, let him suffer.
>>686911896
I will change the subject
Do you like Blazblue?
>>686911699
Just because I complained NOW doesn't mean I haven't wasted five to seven seconds of my time PRIOR to this.
I also use Chrome.
I suppose.
>>686912094
I've never played it. Generally speaking I don't into traditional fighters. I like the cat.
>>686911774
Well obviously it felt good enough for him to do it a second time.
I'll answer for him, since he won't. It feels good, like you're being filled and rubbed and massaged in all the right ways in a place no one's been before, which is full of sensation and nerve endings (and prostate) all writing in pleasure.
pupper is lying.
is pucker better than poon? hm.
what are they writing
PUCKER FUCK
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING OF
oh he's being romantically dishonest about the sensory nature of anal sex
I just remembered I was watching a movie three hours ago that I put on pause to come to this thread
Fuck this weekend was draining.
Thanks for this threadfinder shit anyway. Have my shitty contribution.
>>686912233
>>686912337
Writhing*
>>686912202
Do you only play smash bros and shit souls?
pucker fucker
>>686912412
; )
>>686912125
Good. That means you'll never join us.
>>686912467
I play other video games but precious few multiplayer.
>>686912233
Sounds dumb
>>686912536
I'm content to be on the fringe, then at least I have some level of sanity.
>>686912297
Am not.
>>686912375
Was not.
>>686912481
So many things done in such little time.
>>686912607
Prior to reaching the prostate your intestine isn't nearly sensitive enough to produce the sensations you're romanticizing so if you experience what you describe it's largely psychosomatic (which is how a lot of sex works anyway).
>>686912542
Thats cool I guess.
>>686912587
Oh, I forgot to say "And you should totally try it"
Nibi you're obviously pretty gay. Maybe not completely gay, but you're pretty gay and clearly curious about gay stuff. Just fucking try getting gay with some guy (romance included) or even just try getting gay by yourself (good luck with romancing that one)
If you don't like it, you can just not do it anymore.
