Is op ok? Thread 404'd.
OP died, was just on the local news, saw the same door in the background. They're searching the phone now I think
Just saw this. What happened?
>>686892820
what happened?
Post the most recent picture you downloaded.
Here OP.
R34 thread. last one hit limit
>>686881386
>>686881386
Family guy r34
Post your embarrassing stories, /b/.
I'll start:
>be me
>16 at the time
>currently laying in bed
>just smoked weed
>feelsgood.jpg
>get horny so I turn on my phone and start masturbating
>try to be quiet because my sister is staying over with her baby in the next room
>she's asleep for all I know
>don't think about it and continue masturbating
>have good climax
>feelsgood2.jpg
>cum all over my stomach
>"fuck I forgot to bring a tissue because im high"
>don't feel like getting up
>look for nearest cloth-like object
>see that I have 2 blankets
>grab the least favorable blanket and clean myself up
>its now covered in cum
>well I can't use this anymore
>throw it to the end of my bed
>start watching random videos on my phone
>about 15 minutes later I hear a door open from across the hall
>ohfuckshesmellsmydank
>cower under the blanket
>but the blanket cant ever save you
>hear my door open
>"Anon, are you awake"
>I can hear it's my sister
>I lean up, acting groggy and say: "yea"
>"Do you an extra blanket I can borrow?"
>thank god she doesn't smell my weed
>So excited that she didn't notice that I barely realized what she asked
>take about 5 seconds to process what she had asked
>"yea probably i think maybe"
>fucking smooth
>look around my room in a panic
>see an extra blanket on my bed
>"here you go" I say as I hand her the tainted blanket
>she thanks me and leaves
>I lay back down and calm down because it was over now
>then I panic as I realize I had given my sister a cum filled blanket
>she never asked me about it
>mfw either my sister or my nephew had to sleep in cum that night
My car's mom tried to finger me in the back of my friend
>be me
>be 21
>be fresh in the military so weekend is always escalading
>drinking with best friend
>drinking hard, hitting one bar after another
>some friends show up with grill i dont know
>shes a 4/10 not fat just ugly
>my drinking habitats make her a 6/10
>my being in the base the whole week makes her a 7.5/10
>start flirting with her
>blahblahblah shes bisexual blahblahblah
>she wants to leave, to say goodbye she wants to hug me
>while she hugs me i "accindently" hit her tit
>she smiles and says: anon i know you did touch my tit on purpose
>idontknowwhatyouretalkingaboutgirl
>im gonna go to this barblahblah wanna come with me??
>dat tit felt good
>sure
>we go to the other bar
>i get even more drunk
>we dance together
>making out on the dancefloor and shit
>lets go to my place babe
>okay anon
>we take a taxi
>im so drunk i throw coins at the taxi driver and yell at him to drive faster
>lulz were had
>right before my house she says: anon im on my period
>fuckit im a badass soldier mothafocka im gonna see enough blood in my career
>no problem babe
>we go inside start making out like crazy
>plz anon im so shy dont turn the light on
>k whatever
we go naked and start fucking
>i finger her
>>686891457
cont.
>i assfuck her
>im so drunk its difficult to come
>anon youre hurting me dont be so rough
>fuckbitch shut up im trying to come here
>i behave like a fucking gorilla
>i dont finish she complains
>fuckthis.RAW
>anon i wanna go home
>turns out she lives close to me
im not tired so letsgo
>im walking her home
>im so drunk i throw beerbottles around (took a sixpack from home with me)
>she totally embarrassed and starts walking on the other side of the street
>stay here babe so i can protect you better
>i switch the side of the road to her side
>the she switches her side again
>this lasts for about 1 mile
>i get angry and start throwing beerbottles at her
>shes finally home i hug her say goodbye
Roll b
>Blizzard trying to crack down on Overwatch porn
Blizzard is mad. Can we get them Tracer nudes?
Why ask for Tracer when you can have best girl?
Sure thing op
>>686890693
yup. Mei. She thicc
Odds you fap
Evens you sleep
Dubs rerolls
Trips or higher kill yourself
>Start rolling niggers
Faggot op here rolling
rollerino
>>686890728
rollll
New Fb fap thread
>>686881689
english teacher on the far right
Kill gays
>>686889183
What did I ever do to you to deserve death?
Dude why? They don't do nothing . . . I mean most of people sucks because are idiots but , we can kill them without reason
>>686890857
You seem like the idiot here. Grammar is important when you are not wanting to appear like a retard.
Draw thread
>>686890438
Thanks fam, and no problem the wait was worth it
>>686889705
Busting out that different OC. I think suit jackets are pretty cute, so I hope you're okay with this.
Any other requests?
>>686890168
I watched one of the movies on Netflix and it made me sad.
I saw the "adult attack" scene of the manga posted here, kinda put me off...
Nostalgic Fap Thread.
Post stuff you used to fap to, and cum to them again for old times' sake.
Please no underage pics.
Magnanimous mammaries anyone?
>>686885445
bumping
>>686885445
good God look at those saucers
My body is ready
happy long weekend
rolls
>>686882536
rawl
Rolo
fb fap thread
>>686881979
more?
Picture below your post is your steam profile pic for a week.
