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> Be 18
> Have crush on 10/10 girl in my class
> Forever trapped in friendzone
> One day she asks me to babysit
> Her little brother can't be home alone
> Alright.jpg
> On weekend arrive at her place
> Crush, named Hailey, meets me there
> Brother is six, named Nate
> Seems like a nice kid at first
> "This shouldn't be so bad."
> I was SO wrong
> As soon as Hailey left, Nate started acting up
> He screamed as loud as he could
> He called me "stupid" and a "dumbface"
> I normally would call him a cunt, but I didn't want to piss off Hailey
> He only wanted to watch crappy Disney shows like Kickin' It on Netflix
> I tried to put on anime, but he just wanted to watch crap.
> I tried to show him Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood when he said, "That show sucks!"
> That's when I snapped
> I was about to strangle the little shit when a brilliant idea popped into my head
> "Hey Nate, there's a new Disney cartoon out, wanna watch it?"
> "Sure Anon, what's it called?"
> "Oh, it's really cool! It's called Death Note!"
> cont.
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Fucking weeb faggot. Getting salty because a fucking 6 year old doesn't like your fave anime. Oh boo hoo. Did you really expect a kid to have good taste in film or anything?
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>18
>Still in the friendzone
>Gets salty because a 6 year old doesn't like his favorite anime

OP is beta
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>>689362599
kek

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dick rate thread?
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>>689355986
decent length, not very girthy

6/10
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>>689355986
Good head.

r8 me
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>>689355986
bump

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This niglet is in my house and very scared.What do?How to tame it?
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She is very scared and barely allows me to touch her.
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>get carrots
>get fleshlight
>put carrots in fleshlight
>watch as this bunny eat the carrots out of the fleshlight
>cum on bunny
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>>689362409
That's not a bunny you blind retard

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Post your girl and anon will rate them.
Post more on demand.
Rate for a rate, don't be a faggot.
(Left one)
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>>689360260

8/10
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>>689360691
6/10,
7,5 body tho
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>>689360260
want to deep throat both at the same time
8/10 both

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Draw thread
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>>689359775
Same, anon... same..
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>>689359699
no more drawthreads pls
pack it up, try again in another few hours
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>>689358628
>pokas a slut
apologise u filthy motherfucker


>>689358585
>poka is only for yuri
poka is only for poka

>>689358724
heh, le drawthread meme

>>689358785
>come on, we love lewd poka, why not? and I have feeling you like it too
sometimes i feel like drawing lewd, but too bad for you that's like once every months

>>689358850
>dragon quest continuation and finale please
>>689358923
>it's just poka snapping back to reality and cancelling the dildo order.
that'll be a great finale, i might do this one actually ahah

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I CAN'T FUCKING TRIFORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>689357302
newfag
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are traps girls?
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>>689358694
No, they're better
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>>689359177
^^^^^^
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No.

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Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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still here
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0-0
I miss Maki...

Share your best rough porn
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>>689358440
sauce
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>>689358440
More if this shit
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>>689358570

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Brown girls or similar inferior skins.
Need flavors to spice things up
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Teenss/comments/4nvl0q/parker_swayze_play_house/
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>>689358828
White girls are super inferior
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Teenss/comments/4nlh93/kristen_scott_plump_teen_pussy/
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>>689351605
has to be righty to fap to, kill other 2 sadly. Moar of righty!
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>>689353517
So you want her?
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>>689353753
oh yes, share her anon

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cock tributes
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>>689356467

PUT YOUR DICK AWAY FAGGOT

MODS BAN THIS FAGGOT AND HIS TINY DICK
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No kikslut thread? What is this 1991?
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>>689354774

Cancerpost shitthread?
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Pikik 2 is bae
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>>689354859
Fucking faggot

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This is a tuga only thread.
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Ola
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Boas
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Tudo em cima?

G'morning b.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
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>>689356404
sauce
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I gotta go work in a couple of hours
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Let's see... I'm 27, have 500k in liquid assets, married, no kids, and no real obligations. Built it all myself too. Tell me why I should kill myself.

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