Hey guys, can we get a alt art thread going?
Havent seen one in ages yo
Contributing
you know what to do
anybody in here
ugly bitches you want to fuck
>>574721228
brony's wet dream
Draw thread
Why did I make this - edition -
hi
probably going to bed soon
spoopy thing.
>>574708458
yep, you are the trinkest!
What does /b/ think of my girlfriends cute skinny butt? Gf taking requests
>>574732260
First in, get girlfriend to wiggle pinky finger!
Write on a sign above her pussy "Loons Poon Platoon"
Also would like to touch/10
Spread ass cheeks
Boobs: Big
Age: Low
What's the best & less expensive microphone out there?
I don't know what's best but I'm planing on buying the Audio Technica AT2020
your pic is a bit retarded though, two products at two different price ranges from the same company? that's like saying what is better a nVidia 650 or a Titan Black
Bump, I am interested in standalone Microphones since I might be buying some good headphones soon.
I'd want it to be under $75 though
>>574723519
this $8 stick I got at Best Buy works fine for Call of Duty
Alright /b/, mobilefag here coming your way with some fresh OC that may enlighten people.
1/? (Will cont if we'll received)
>Be me, 11 or 12.
>At a friend's house, (we will call him Lampy) lives in different state, 20 min away.
>Saturday night and our bedtime (9pm) is rapidly approaching.
>Been playing Tony Hawk all day on ps2.
>We decide we will set the alarm clock to midnight so we can get up and continue playing without having to actually go to bed.
>Lampy's parents bought him a Spongebob alarm that plays the theme song.
>I climb to the top bunk and rest the alarm clock on the edge of the bed.
>Lampy and I begin talking about school and girls.
>I begin to fall asleep a little but more so a trance.
>12am hits and I'm still somewhat out of it.
>Begin to hear some seagull sounds but I'm still out of it, not really making sense.
Then it happens..
>ARE YOU READY KIDS?!
I jump up in horror for some reason causing a chain reaction that would forever ruin Lampy's life.
>my swift jump causes the alarm to come crashing down onto the floor.
>"Anon shut it the fuck off!" Yells Lampy.
"AYE AYE CAPTAIN!"
>*SMASH* IT FELL! I cant!
I CANT HEARRR YOUU!
>lampy jumps out of the bottom bunk.
>The tone of the alarm clock has now picked up a demonic sound due to the crash but is still echoing through the house at midnight.
>Lampy screams, as the plastic alarm has shattered pieces on the floor and has punctured his foot.
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
>I begin my descent to the floor down the ladder in the pitch black and turn around to hit the light switch. The lights blind us both.
It's within that second I hear voices from down the hall and footsteps.
Ohfuck.omg
Cont?
>>574728072
2/?
Posting the second half regardless.
>I can hear Lampy's dad coming. Not good.
>I decide it's time to hide.
>flatten myself and slide under the bed, I'm not getting in trouble.
>open the door
>get on the floor
>in comes lampy's dad, we will call him Kwidgi. Kwidgi is a somewhat short balding fat man similar to a Neanderthal or primate.
>The door slams open and a stout bald man in tight white ununderarm enters.
>Standing in the door way he screams, "What the fuck is going on in here?!"
The scene is something to see, there on the floor lies lampy with his foot in hand bleeding, plastic spongebob debris on the floor, I'm gone and the tune of squarepants echoing through the home at an ungodly hour.
>IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH
>Kwidgi begins moving into the room, but it happens.
>He steps on a piece of plastic.
>Casualty rate - 2
>He takes a step back in pain and grabs the side of the door frame.
>upon slamming the door open, he ripped part of the latch, causing a nail to stick out partially.
>grabbing the frame didn't help as he stepped on the alarm clock causing another chain reaction.
>still under the bed.
>OHHHH SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
>The nail rips Kiwdgis undies right off his planet-like ass and he falls forward.
What happens next changes everyone's life as we know it. It was almost too good to be true.
>>574728072
Bump for interest
I'm enjoying this
itt Beautiful asses of all shapes and size. Whatever it is tha you want to bury your cock inside.
>>574716123
>wuld berry
>Woodbury
rate me /b/
>>574716010
7/10; would bang. Yes, I know who it is.
10/10
>>574716240
>7/10
you have low standard son
Moms you know, fap to and want to fuck.
My friend's single mom. I love her tits. Actually got a quick 10 second glance of her hairy cunt once. I would love to fuck her.
Post moms you know
A MILF co-worker
does your mom wear hot bikinis for you?
I really want to fuck my cousin we have been really close since we were younger I dont see her as much recently but everytime im in her house she wears no bra under her top with these tiny shorts. We were really close growing up and shes went off to uni now but when she comes back shes always touching me and being flirty. Shes asked to stay in my flat a few nights to avoid her parents when shes back sometimes I dont know what to do.
Basically how do I fuck my cousin has anyone else done this?
Pic related its her
>>574703747
I feel your pain, OP. My cousin is preggo right now and super sexy to me and I want to fuck her something awful.
Call out her flirting in a playful way OP. see how she responds if it looks like you have an opening go for it.
>>574703747
just put your cock in her mouth
Girls with glasses thread
Left or Right? Which stripper/hooker would you pay to fuck? who do you want moar of /b/? I got lots of both
left
>>574703670
Left for sure.
I only fucked a prostitute once because my friends dared me to, waste of 200$
Your mother
Does anybody likes motorbikes?
I've got myself a yamaha
my yamaha ybr 125 ed full
>>574676054
I want
I've got a Honda.
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