Does Amy Schumer do anything for you?
>>665847144
She used to.
Then it was nothing but reruns on Comedy Central that I've already seen.
>>665847976
i mean sexually
>>665847144
yeah, she makes me annoyed.
Post girl and anons say what porn the slut should do
Reply for a reply
Bent like a pretzel, tied, cock stuffed down throat and phone in pussy.
>>665845813
casting couch for skullfucking porn.ends up crying pon the floor with cum leaking from her lips.
>>665846574
Cute POV JOI
Zeit für den Mittagsfaden!
Deutsche Erstausgabe
Bisheriger Tagesablauf 0/10?
Was hat deine bisherigen Entscheidungen Job-technisch bis heute am meisten geprägt?
Fahrt/fliegt ihr dieses Jahr in den Urlaub? (mit Begründung)
Euch noch eine schönen Donnerstagmittag/ Nachmittag
Gestern 4 Stunden Klausur, sicher bestanden. Also heute ausgeschlafen, langes Frühstück. Unproduktives Geklicke im Internet...muss auch mal sein...8/10
Urlaub innerhalb des Kernreiches vielleicht; Budget!
>>665843194
>tagsfaden!
>Deutsche Erstausgabe
>Bisheriger Tagesablauf 0/10?
8/10
>Was hat deine bisherigen Entscheidungen Job-technisch bis heute am meisten geprägt?
Praktikum in der 9, ohne das wüsste ich vermutlich nicht was ich studieren sollte
>Fahrt/fliegt ihr dieses Jahr in den Urlaub? (mit Begründung)
Mal schauen, Semesterferien sind halt verplant (Praktika etc)
>Euch noch eine schönen Donnerstagmittag/ Nachmittag
Danke
I would also like you to think about how the new, post unification Berlin might be seen as erasing the memory of the East. Think about how this is happening and what might be the consequences of such acts of erasure.
who wants to see her nudes
also, gf thread
Me please kind sir
Go ahead!
Trips for nudes
Attack Uber Driver. Sad that she gets "Cyber Bullied." (Good thing She is hot)
Also Feminism hate thread.
https://gma.yahoo.com/miami-doctor-accused-attacking-uber-driver-calls-biggest-125500270--abc-news-topstories.html#
>>665842054
She was trying to damage control. That interview seemed scripted as fuck.
>>665842054
kek
>>665842054
>she blames her boyfriend for outburst and uber driver for taking advantage of her while drunk to make her look bad.
What happens if they lift the suspension and she finishes the program becomes a doctor has a bad day and someone dies because she cant control herself?
We need to email the head of her program about this if anyone has any of those emails?
YLYL thread
lolis!
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/loli-butts
and music!
>>665842561
>fuck holes
bit rude tbqf fam
tell me how you would humiliate my GF (pic related). be as brutal as possible
Post her tits on /b/
Except this old saggy titty bitxh ain't ur girl
>>665838963
except she is actually
NO TRAP/CD/SISSY/SHEMALE ?
Kill yourself
>>665841041
Kek
help ruin a sluts life
>inb4 nypa
How
facebook com/100010900517309
Wide hips thread! Go!
Thick thighs and bubble butts are okey too.
Bump for interest
I'll bump too. Here's another one!
Bump
Taylor. Who wants moar?
If your job can be replaced by a robot, you are a fucking loser.
>>665835351
thats literally every job fag8
>>665835494
so hookers are the only ones that aren't losers?
>>665835494
the fag is one who faggot as fag8
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First time going to a strip club tell me what was genuine, please? The lap dancer was nerdy 7/10
>My wife and I were joking
>Led to her taking me to a strip club for my first time
>Got a drink
>Watched a girl on the pole
>Threw a dollar
>She twerks with my face 1 inch away from her ass
>She starts rubbing her pussy over the thong
>I can feel the warmth
>She slaps where the hole is
>She gets on her knees and puts her tits literally on my face and hugs me
>Goes back to the pole and dances
>There were 5 other guys who threw more money and she didn't touch them at all
>Wife got really angry
>Wife went to restroom
>Stripper asked me for lapdance
>Said I had to check with the Mrs
>Wife said "sure... I want to see what happens."
>Some dude bought her a drink
>I wave her over, she takes the drink and leaves the guy
>I say "I've never had a lap dance, so how much is it?"
>She says 20 dollars and tells my wife how cool she is
>I put my arms on the arms of the chair and made it clear I was not going to touch her inappropriately and treat her with respect
>She starts with hugging me
>Climbing on my shoulders with her tits touching my face and pussy grinding on my semi erect dick with no underwear
>She takes off her bra
>She proceeds to shove her tits in my face and shimmy them while grinding on my cock that is not in underwear and I'm wearing slacks
>She bends over sticks my nose inbetween her ass cheeks
>She leans forward and starts playing with her pussy over the panties while shes bent over and I can feel her warmth radiating
>She gets on her knees and claws down my legs while her face goes down into my crotch
>Her face touches my dick while not in underwear obviously stiff as fuck long and out in the open
>She comes back up and starts rubbing her tummy and tits on my face and massaging my back
>The entire time this is happening we're talking about her kids, and how she got into it and how my mom was an entertainer and I never been to a strip club
(Continuing in a sec)
>Body was like this image
>She pulls a leg rest up
>Wraps her legs around my back
>Her pussy is so warm and her tits are in my mouth for a while before we talk
>We make eye contact and talk more and she's humping me
>We start talking a good 8 minutes more
>Wife is across the room mad as hell
>She starts crawling back and gets up and hugs me
>Says "Thanks for letting me be your first"
>Says she's new and thought she could make a lot of money because she's not a druggy
>Tells me real name
>I run the fuck away screaming "Banana" to my wife under my breath
>Explain everything
>She laughs
>What the fuck is happening?!
She was like climbing me and shit, she was about 4'8" and I'm 6'5" 21 used to be a linebacker
I thought I was ugly and shit... but this makes me really doubt my perceptions.
Was it money or was it genuine?
I did all this and spent only 21 dollars, not including the drink for myself and the entrance fee.
She led you to betrayal to see how far you would go, and she will use this against you until you die.
I'm no wizard but post your girls if you would like a shop like this, bigger ass / tits or whatever,
say if you want something specific .
More tits
Bigger ass please
>>665820682
Kinda hard , low quality, sorry best I could do
