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First time going to a strip club tell me what was genuine, please? The lap dancer was nerdy 7/10
>My wife and I were joking
>Led to her taking me to a strip club for my first time
>Got a drink
>Watched a girl on the pole
>Threw a dollar
>She twerks with my face 1 inch away from her ass
>She starts rubbing her pussy over the thong
>I can feel the warmth
>She slaps where the hole is
>She gets on her knees and puts her tits literally on my face and hugs me
>Goes back to the pole and dances
>There were 5 other guys who threw more money and she didn't touch them at all
>Wife got really angry
>Wife went to restroom
>Stripper asked me for lapdance
>Said I had to check with the Mrs
>Wife said "sure... I want to see what happens."
>Some dude bought her a drink
>I wave her over, she takes the drink and leaves the guy
>I say "I've never had a lap dance, so how much is it?"
>She says 20 dollars and tells my wife how cool she is
>I put my arms on the arms of the chair and made it clear I was not going to touch her inappropriately and treat her with respect
>She starts with hugging me
>Climbing on my shoulders with her tits touching my face and pussy grinding on my semi erect dick with no underwear
>She takes off her bra
>She proceeds to shove her tits in my face and shimmy them while grinding on my cock that is not in underwear and I'm wearing slacks
>She bends over sticks my nose inbetween her ass cheeks
>She leans forward and starts playing with her pussy over the panties while shes bent over and I can feel her warmth radiating
>She gets on her knees and claws down my legs while her face goes down into my crotch
>Her face touches my dick while not in underwear obviously stiff as fuck long and out in the open
>She comes back up and starts rubbing her tummy and tits on my face and massaging my back
>The entire time this is happening we're talking about her kids, and how she got into it and how my mom was an entertainer and I never been to a strip club
(Continuing in a sec)
>Body was like this image
>She pulls a leg rest up
>Wraps her legs around my back
>Her pussy is so warm and her tits are in my mouth for a while before we talk
>We make eye contact and talk more and she's humping me
>We start talking a good 8 minutes more
>Wife is across the room mad as hell
>She starts crawling back and gets up and hugs me
>Says "Thanks for letting me be your first"
>Says she's new and thought she could make a lot of money because she's not a druggy
>Tells me real name
>I run the fuck away screaming "Banana" to my wife under my breath
>Explain everything
>She laughs
>What the fuck is happening?!
She was like climbing me and shit, she was about 4'8" and I'm 6'5" 21 used to be a linebacker
I thought I was ugly and shit... but this makes me really doubt my perceptions.
Was it money or was it genuine?
I did all this and spent only 21 dollars, not including the drink for myself and the entrance fee.
She led you to betrayal to see how far you would go, and she will use this against you until you die.
I'm no wizard but post your girls if you would like a shop like this, bigger ass / tits or whatever,
say if you want something specific .
More tits
Bigger ass please
>>665820682
Kinda hard , low quality, sorry best I could do
INCEST THREAD NOW POST YOUR STORIES
interested in sister stories
>>665809098
I fucked OP's mom.
I am your father.
>>665809098
>made out with my cousin when we were 11 or 12
>guilt ridden right after to the point I thought I might vomit
Incest: Never again.
dick rate thread?
>>665824580
9/10
>>665825041
would you suck?
10/10 delicious
Any sexy relatives pics. Aunts, cousins, moms, sisters. Pic unrelated
Shameless self bump
>>665832547
more
shota v2: lewd edition
Ass thread?
yes
Come on Oregon. Where're my St Helens /b/ros at?
503 Portland here
hillsboro here. not mexican.
Newberg here
Wife/gf/ex nudes
>>665813669
keep posting this beautiful woman
>>665813669
My mom has that exact same pair of panties.
ohio thots
Never any Huber Hoes
216 meet me somewhere mothafucka
Butterface thread?
Anyone?
any crosseyed chick ? this is my current fetish
Have to full my folder again
How did you lose your virginity anon? Stories please
>>665827855
I put Dick in girl pussy.
Girl pussy eat Dick.
Both cum
Then we eat cookies.
Was good day.
>>665827855
I had sex.
With a girl.
I fucked your mom.
/nzg/ - The New Zealand thread!
Dead!
And then there's two.
Let there be 3
Dunners reporting brah
I have a crush on Lisa Simpson
I am 21
I don't even know why I'm posting this
Is there something wrong with me?
>>665840770
Sudoku
>>665840962
But will it blend?
Last thread, keep going?
>>665827236
i can fap to this
bumping for that guys sister
