Gf sleeping. Trips decides what do
>inb4 sharpie in pooper or anything in pooper. Kind of a light sleeper.
>>694446125
Panties off
take a shit on her head
>>694446125
Show tits
Oi mate we've been 'earin som' reports o' dubs in this area. Cities issued a citizen check on 'errybody innis area. So we can do whateva' you like
>Show us your singles
>Or it's to tha' fockin' slamma' for you.
>>694438711
get checked or get kek'd
>>694438711
No singles here, offic- How am I even suppose to address you britbong?
Aham
...
Check please
I want to get nudes from a friend. She's a sluttly bi chick who will send nudes to anyone but I was thinking of pretending to be a random chick and "accidentally" sending her nudes. I don't have her kik or anything like that just her phone number.
What app can i use to chat with her and whats the best place I can find some decent sets to set her up with?
Will post wins but I need some help from my /b/tards
>>694430298
Textmeup
>>694430298
I had a Dropbox link for you but it is 404
>>694432282
Damn, appreciate any help, thanks
show us you, anon!
my own
>>694433453
Fuck it, been a while.
>>694433474
8/10, would play gmod with you
Can't wait to see how many people overestimate their intelligence this time.
Hey /b. I love sexy Grandmas. Can you help me fill my granny folder?
>>694438939
At work but lurking on my phone. I love big saggy heavy granny tits in bathing suits especially. Those tanned chests.
Ask a male feminist anything
>>694437652
Favorite beer?
>>694437652
Where's your jaw?
Why haven't you ended it yet
ylyl
it came OUTA DA TREES!!!
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on
ex gf please
Yo /b/ is this worth anything?
>>694430853
Or this
>>694430853
Its not very good condition so that takes away from the final price. idk maybe 50 euro?
Shoulda sleeved them upon acquisition. Dipshit. They aren't worth what they could be if they were sleeved
ITT summerize the most interesting thing that happened to you recently.
>be me
>18, yesterday
>selfish sister at 25 years old living rent free makes a pot of spaggeti
>refuses to share it with anyone
>call her a pot belly bitch
>she chases me with a huge blade to my room
>caught it on video
>go to mom, she could not care less
>call the police
>female family having the time of there lives
>police come, I explain the situation
>1 police is with me, 1 police is against me
>my sister comes out of the house
>she is spooked cus she can get arrested
>says "Its just a prank! ITS just a prank!"
>she is litteretly a meme
>protip-it wasn't a prank
>she grabs her stuff and drives off in her car
>becuase im young and 18 the police feel like they can tell me to "grow up"
>wasgettingSTABEDpartofgrowingup.jpeg
>they leave
>mom blames me
>other sister hates me for no reason
>mfw I did the right thing
>mfw I got what I wanted
>mfw I won
>>694435397
You're not 18
>>694435702
Prove it
>>694435754
Wow you replied back in less than a minute are you just sitting here constantly refreshing and checking on the thread like a loser? Get a life man
Hey /b/ found this at a park. Smells like weed. Anyone know what it actually is?
Some low tier nasty ass weed
>>694437870
have you tried turning it off and on again
>>694437870
It's beer.
Put it in a syringe and inject between toes.
Post results
Pokemon go thread. Any good catches anons?
Just caught this shit. How are you supposed to evolve this when it never appears
>>694434730
Get gud
This fucker
Easy and cheap food recipes thread
Pics you weren't suppose to share continued from >>694426797
>>694439279
Moar?
My sexy girl
Time to choose your fate
>>694434057
please McGoddle, don't forsake me.
>>694434057
no regretti live in spagetti
>>694434057
roll
