Okay /b/ lets start a incest thread. Write what you have done to any family member or cousin.
>Be me, 42
>Cousin 52, Lawyer
>Get married to grill, have kids.
>Cousin does my will for free!
>be me at 14
> cousin 13ish
> play cops n robbers
> feel her up while pretending to fight
> obvious boners was obvious
>be me
>fuck sister
all I have to say about it tbh
The protagonist from the last game you played is out to kill you. How long do you have /b/?
>I'm already dead.
Mother of fuck
Well, fuck.
>>688359454
Deadpool, so I've got some time while he blows up half the city tracking me down.
just ate a burger from mcdonalds ama
it was tasty
im going to smoke a cigg now when i come back you guys better be posting in my thread
>>688357074
>Mcdonalds
>Tasty
Pick one, nigger
>>688357225
IT WAS TASTY FUCK YOU
>>688356305
timestamp or gtfo
>white
yes
>be OP
>find most widely posted "thick girl" pic
>post it and try to act cute
Massive faggot.
BREED ME
Roll for the anime you're going to watch tonight
roll8
Rollu
Desu roll desu
>find a flaw
Protip: you can't. Remy is literally perfect
>>688357757
if she got a little chubbier like that one porn star who dresses like a clown she would be perfect
>>688357757
She's a hot fuck but Cali white trash who lied about her education before porn and has pissed off nearly everyone in the industry. I expect she'll be homeless in 10 years.
>find a flaw
Her fan base entirely consists of redditors.
/b/, I've fucked up...
>be on facebook doing some normie stuff
>a good 6/10 who I don't remember adding messages me
>I respond back, 'cause what could go wrong?
>everything goes wrong
>We end up talking for hours and hours
>Things get a bit saucy after hours
>Ends up showing me her nudes
>feelsgoodman
>a few weeks later, we get talk a lot and become good friends
>good friends
>at least that's what I thought
>I come back home from uni to find that my account was blocked temporarily due to a simple security check (nothing too serious)
>I log back on
>6/10 spams me with messages
>she's very upset
>talks about how she lost her shit when she couldn't message me
>tells me that she was asking her friend about why she couldn't message me: her "boyfriend"
>boyfriend
>I panic
>don't say anything and just along with it 'cause she seemed very depressed
>"Don't worry, I'll tell her we're only just good friends later, haha!" I thought to myself
>a few weeks pass
>6/10 literally becomes heads-over-heels for me
>I learn about her huge depression
>tells me about how spending time with me has made her life happier and helped her resist the urges of committing suicide
>f uck
>mfw she tells her family about how great I am
>mfw I can't tell her we're just good friends anymore
>mfw I can't just block her because she's added my IRL friends
>mfw even if I do block her, I'm worried she's gonna kill herself or some stupid shit
What do I do, /b/? Please, help!
I know I'm an absolute beta shit faggot for not telling her sooner, but please! I have no idea what to do...
>inb4 replies saying kys
bumping for interest
>censors fuck
>uses Facebook
>"random" security check (obviously had CP)
OP is a faggot and should just tell the other faggot he doesnt like them.
Try to develop feelings for her.
If you can't make her break up with you. I know it sounds like a cheap movie solution, but might actually work
http://americanmilitarynews.com/2016/06/transgender-teen-boy-dominates-girl-track-meet-girls-rightfully-lash-out/
thoughts /b/?
>>688354719
this is what the far left wanted. now they are realizing the error of their ways.
No one care about female sports that are not sexy anyway.
good for him.
ITS TIME FOR A REKT THREAD
>>688355405
BUMP 4 ME!
>>688355405
this video gives me nostalgia for some reason
>>688356470
you're psychotic
We're talking too many chromosomes right
>>688353364
Is this on tinder lol
>>688353587
Also I have them
>>688353623
Yes it is, and do share
Cringe.
bup
>>688356733
The only thing cringe here is you
>>688356733
12 year old girls probably love that shit, stay mad OP
NEW HUNGER GAMES THREAD
Last one had a winner
I'll start: Ulquiorra
Dakota Skye
I WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN
Bob ross
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJBJp6BCVhQ
>>688360320
Hopefully you dont want it to be facial reconition
>>688360687
Yuuki!! Im feeling sick!
>>688360814
Not the best to wank
>>688360800
my n i g g a
>>688360795
oh yes baby :*
Doing a cock tribute thread so post below
do this
My gf do her op
Find a better pair of titties
>>688345766
>>688345766
Pretty much every pair of titties is better.
>>688345766
She's my go to jerk off.
