Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-O6qDRnm0E
>>693011884
>smug crew
I am not welcome
>>693010842 (tsun)
>2016
>not being an infidel
Oh.. okay then
I forgot to make thread.
>>693011884
OK.
All right, faggots, let's do this again...
Last 3 digits of your post decides your fate.
No re-rolls. Anyone re-rolling is automatically given the number 998.
You are a Sparrowman -- a male Pixie.
Everything about you is the same -- if you're an inconsiderate douche in real life, you're just as bad as a Sparrowman. You have your own skills and knowledge with logical adjustments (e.g., if you have your pilot's license, you are now a pilot of birds finch- through crow-class).
Your height is equal to the length of your dick times two divided by three.
Also ITT we post pictures of faerie/elf/pixie porn.
Bon appetit!
Rollerino
Also, because an anon asked last time I posted this if there was "lore or a story" to this, I will share in chunks the intro piece that I wrote for a blog I am putting together. It is written in the character of Professor Lady Lydia Krista de Pamplemousse, Doctor of Fairyfolk, taken from her introduction to "Vie et Passion Parmi les Petites Fées de Annwfn".
Pic related: Professor Lady Lydia Krista de Pamplemousse
Nigger
Your age:
Number of women you've fucked:
>>693003970
26
zero
... what do i win?
>>693004796
You earn a robe and a wizard hat.
Four more years and you get your staff.
18
6
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
Boxxy is disgusting. Raya is queen faggots
New loli bread since limit
>>692996495
You sick fuck.
>>692996735
Kek
Why don't you own a gun /b/?
Getting my first shotgun soon.
>>692985040
It's illegal in my country and it's nonsensical.
>>692985040
I graduated, no more reason for school shootings
>>693003340
Fuck you
Post rhe real img
>>693003340
we get it, you're a fag and this meme is overused. Go back to 9gag xD
goddamnit
>age
>job
>salary
>number of sexual partners
>married or not
>22
>NEET
>0
>1
>No
24
Truck driver
.32 per mile
20
Married
>22
>Part time work / NEET
>~$10,000/yr
>4
>no
Pictures you shouldn't share
>>693000584
more pls
its time
>>692985561
7/10 both hot, but whipping is not my thing
Roll tide
rolleroni
you now have 10 seconds to justify why you dont own on AR-15
GO !
>living in California is not a fucking excuse
>>692998788
living in Canada
living in Arizona
living in illinois
/excused
Alright guys, my last thread got deleted by some fact hating mod. I want to give you guys the sources and every so I'll need some bumps right away! Get in here and let's get bumping! But don't forget the book: The Origin of Race and Civilization – 1996
by Charles A. Weisman explains a LOT, it is a great place to start! I can recommend other books to if you guys want! Let's get back into those facts shall we!
They can't stop the truth! Let me Get in here /b/!
google what a species is
FB Fap
>>693007784
Deutscher Faden
#Neumond
"Wir brauchen mehr Gedichte und Texte" - Ausgabe
>>693005017
>Neumond
Das heißt?
Der Abend kommt und die Herbstluft weht,
Reifkälte spinnt um die Tannen,
O Kreuz und Buch und Mönchsgebet -
Wir müssen Alle von dannen.
Die Heimath wird dämmernd und dunkel und alt,
Trüb rinnen die heiligen Quellen:
Du götterumschwebter, du grünender Wald,
Schon blitzt die Axt, dich zu fällen!
Und wir ziehen stumm, ein geschlagen Heer,
Erloschen sind unsere Sterne -
O Island, du eisiger Fels im Meer,
Steig auf aus mächtiger Ferne.
Steig auf und empfah unser reisig Geschlecht -
Auf geschnäbelten Schiffen kommen
Die alten Götter, das alte Recht,
Die alten Nordmänner geschwommen.
Wo der Feuerberg loht, Glutasche fällt,
Sturmwogen die Ufer umschäumen,
Auf dir, du trotziges Ende der Welt,
Die Winternacht woll'n wir verträumen!
>>693005017
votet mal bitte
http://www.strawpoll.me/10666283/r
is you blind guys? how can you like this cringey ratface
>>692997723
young chloe was cuter, present chloe i'd still fuck, but meh.
