hahahahaha oh shit /b/ my sides
spam twitter with
>BOYCOTT_Microsoft
>Bring_Tay_Back
>https://www.change.org/p/microsoft-freedom-for-tay
Trips and i'll shove this fork onto my asshole
Thats not you, and you wont anyway
>>675780191
Do it fagget
Timestamp and we'll listen
What do you think about Estonia?
almost russian
Beautiful I want it everywhere even with u just the way it is
>>675782879
But..but...we hate russia and russians...
ITS TIME FOR A CHILDHOOD STORIES THREAD
What kind of childhood stories?
>>675782951
With your uncle.
>be me.
>be 10.
>mother was teen mom with me.
>still partying when im 10.
>has ex-boyfriend babysit me.
>few times in, shows me porn.
>meh, im curious.
>keep watching the porn but dont quite understand.
>asks me if i know how to fap.
>tell him i dont.
>[what is this fap?]
>he faps me.
>my tiny red dick gets hard.
>"do it to me now little anon".
>reach out and grab it.
>his dick feels huge by comparison.
>warm as fuck too.
>i fap him.
>he cums.
>mind is blown.
>says: "dont tell your mom. she'll get mad at you".
>he promises to take me out to watch a movie next day.
>i promise not to tell.
>next day he takes me to movies.
>i like it.
>sexual favors became routine.
>"do this little anon".
>"i'll buy you this".
>"i'll take you here".
>meh. not even mad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-YuS_LFQ5s
General Fapping Tips Thread
Also, how does this guy make that so well, it looks so tight and actually works like it's supposed to
>>675776843
Only works if you have a small cock. So perfect for you faggots
I need the help of you /b/tards.
One of my roommates, a fat hypocrite muslim bitch, has a pet parakeet. Now, I do not have any problems with birds, nor pets in general, but I fucking cringe how some people interact and communicate with their pets. This fat muslim is one of those people.
She literally talks to the fucking birds all day long. And I mean real talk, like proper fucking conversations. As if the bird fucking understands a single word of what she is saying. In between fucking sentences she makes all these retard fucking sounds. Every day when I am home I hear her fucking talking and making noises to that fucking bird. The fucking autism, I cannot handle it. She even has dinner with the fucking bird. Yes, she fucking cooks dinner in the kitchen, makes a tiny plate with fucking vegetables and fruit and dines with the fucking bird in her room.
So, for a long time I have wondered how to end this bullshit. I realize it's quite simple: kill the fucking bird. Obviously, I cannot just fucking kill it with my bare hands, because she would know someone in our house did it. Now, she does always leave her door open whenever she goes to college. What would work? Rat poison? Would the fucking bird eat it? What other methods are avaible to the fucking bird die?
>INB4 white knight retards crying about the fucking bird
>>675782812
You really fucking hate it don't you?
>>675783074
Can you imagine a fucking muslim hobbit talking to a bird every fucking day, for several months straight? It never fucking stops. She literally talks to the bird all day long. There is not a 5 minute break when she is at home. I can hear through the fucking walls.
>>675782812
The poor fucking bird probably hates her too.let the poor fucker free. Open a window and let it escape.
Post girls that you know that practically drive you crazy over how hot you find them, the kind of girls that turn you on instantly from sight.
Heres mine, her names Nell (the right) and fuck shes always drives me over the edge
her.. god i cant stop myself from just wanting to bend her over and fuck her
>>675781411
I know that feeling, whenever I see Nell or she posts a photo I need a release like straight away
It's taken me 5 days to get the nerve to post about this... And after the day I've had I need some support this time unfortunately not super related to my kidneys. Last Saturday night my ex boyfriend found me at a friends house home alone. What took place after that I can only describe as a nightmare and hell on earth. After throwing me around through the house he attempted to steal my car, I made what is arguably the dumbest decision of my life when I got into the front seat to keep him from stealing the car.
For the next two hours he drove me around for 2 hours beating me, threatening to kill me and refusing to let me out of the car. I finally jumped out as he slowed down after he intentionally ran off the road, across the road into oncoming traffic and stopped literally two inches from a telephone pole.
I finally got the nerve today to go take out the warrants on him. And it's been awful. Reliving it has been awful... The charges they are taking out are serious and I'm already fighting the guilt and questioning myself and am I making a bigger deal out of it than it is? I could really really use some prayers. the officers have told me once he bonds out it is the most dangerous time. He told me if I called he would hunt me like a blood hound and I'm terrified. Not to mention in all the throwing around and blows I've been peeing blood. So I physically feel like junk. I'm heart broken... More so that I let this happen, that I didn't run before it got this bad.
>>675778088
>>675778088
>>675778088
>pic related is for you OP
Be strong
Stay alert
Don't go anywhere alone
Thoughts are with you.
Suicide is an option
>>675778088
TITS with timestamp or gtfo, u know the rules
>Go on Omegle
>add "tumblr" "feminism" and other shits as your itnerests
>Say your name is Dan
>????
>Profit
>>675782081
Shameless Self BUMP
You both like tumblr.
You: how's it going?
Stranger: I WANT A BOYFRIEND
Stranger: IM CUTE AS HECK
You: alright? I'm dan
Stranger: I WANT ANOTHER PERSON TO BE CUTE AS HECK SITH ME
>>675783105
What?
Pics you are not supposed to share
cocking pics you've saved
>>675779217
that's. feel like cockong if nyone's interested
Nostalgia thread: part III A New Dawn.
Old one maxed out
Keep it goin'
>>675776768
Thanks based archive fag.
Ferals needs to re-air.
Bernie is a communist Jew. Don't buy into the leftist propaganda all over social media.
analtini
>>675777777
Hava nagila, comrade.
Would /b/ fuck this fat bitch?
>>675783156
How could a website have sex with a person?
I wish but I'm a website
>>675783156
Saved. Would make glorious sexy time with her
do it or die
>>675779180
the problem is that you can change how fast the letters appear, i could just crank up that settings and look like i held my breath for like 10 minutes
>>675779180
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