In this thread: point at your cat
>>609696756
This thread has potential.
Sadly, I don't have a cat so I can't contribute.
>>609696756
Middle finger was better
>>609697000
Trips mean buy three cats right now
i fucked up real bad /b/
>not fapping since almost 2 weeks
>wake up this morning hard as fuck again
>had this hot dream
>really really needed to cum
>fuck the nofap shit
>turn on phone watch porn
>amateur-facial-cumpilations.avi
>want to know what its like to get cum on your face
>never gone through with it but this time so crazy horny
>lean ass against wall and bend up, pointing dick to face
>within seconds i cum load after load onto my face
>some gets in my eye
>stings like hellfire
>jump up and walk to bathroom
>cum dripping from my chin, cheeks and still hard cock
>MY MOTHER IS STANDING THERE IN BATHROOM DOING MAKEUP
>we make brief 1/4th of a second eye contact in the mirror
>she sees everything
>"oops" she says
>never been so embarassed in my 24 years on this planet
>swiftly walk back into my room and jump under the cover
>cum all over the sheets, least of my worries now
>oh my fucking jesus i am going to fucking kill myself
>mother comes into my room few seconds later and throws me a towel, smiles then leaves
>considering jumping off a tall building now
>mfw i can never look my mother in the eyes again
>>609692943
Haha my sides
tell her it happened while you slept. Problem solved.
well at least you now have something in common with your mom.
Have you seen this ?
http://tv.bamargera.com/luckiest-virgin-fan-gets-mia-khalifa-to-teach-him-how-to-have-sex/?utm_content=bufferab1a3&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
What's the virus for this?
no i have not
>>609678307
There's no virus
so my roommate is moving to Florida from Denver to buy a small sailboat (with like 8 grand). he is convinced that it is the ideal way to live for some fucking reason. he has no experience sailing and fails to realize how shitty it would be to live on a 35 foot sailboat. so do you think this idea is the dumbest thing ever?
>>609683479
i would save for a bigger boat, and then move to a small island like Puerto Rico there life is cheaper plus nice sluts
>>609683479
go with him
>>609684010
the dude is 20 years old and convinced that life will be non stop ocean fishing and shit like that. he will show me beat to shit boats for like 5k from the 70s and all i can do is scream internally. and his plan is to drive there and live in his car until he finds a boat. its so stupid
Porn webm pls
aight let's do this
need sauce on this anybody
By the way does anyone have sauce for this?
SAVE ONE POST ONE
Why aren't you a obgyn:
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Dirty Junky having a bad trip while beeing fucked:
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Thick Girls Thread
Any more on her?
Que guapa *0*
Pics you werent supposed to share, and saved alike vol.2
Last Thread hit limit
Face of OP pic related
sweet, glad you're still dumping her pics
>>609688891
far from done
Brisbane Nude Thread
anyone got any aspley state high chicks?
pic related
>>609674426
Who is that?
another loli
>>609673813
Marisa Kirisame
R34 THREAD
animated edition
>>609680480
What show is this?
>>609680883
The amazing world of gumball, animu edition
>>609680480
bump'n .
Also, pictures you were not supposed to share
>>609679585
Mods?
>>609679585
MODS MODS MODS
>>609679585
REPORTED TO THE CYBER POLICE
Pics you werent supposed to share, and saved alike.
>>609676953
Change one letter in any video game title and briefly describe what the resulting game would be about.
>Sins of a Polar Empire
>Real time strategy game about an eskimo colony
>Pick your tribe
>Ally with other tribes or take other tribes down
>Unique research like riding on the back of a polar bear or sharper spears
Scyrim
> run around and do stuff
> never make it to the cloud district
Counter strike NO
A game where every time the counter terrorists decide to prevent a terrorist attack they decide that the shouldn't so you basically watch terrorist successfully blow shit up and kill hostages, you can also play as the terrorists.
>>609671316
>Rob of War
>a very lazy man, Robert Bergstein, is sent on the front line against his will...he'll try his best to defect and go back home
Hey /b
> have a gf for 3 years
> long distance relationship
> she's faithful as fuck, a russian girl, will be moving to live with me in a couple months
> see each other roughly every 4 weeks
> can't hold dick in my pants
> slept around in the past, but not in the last 8 months
> somehow I can't help myself
> considering going into a private and buying a hooker
Thoughts? Anybody else got this? Can't seem to be okay fucking just one person?
tl;dr Have gf but somehow wants to fuck somebody else
bump
Come on moralfags, tell me Im a faggot
