So I live in a small town with a Walmart that has very poor security, no cameras but still the door alarms. I need to know what they best thing to steal is and then return for a refund. nothing too risky, I don't want to get arrested obviously and nothing too big that I cant' fit in my pants.
TLDR things to steal then return to walmart
need a receipt, dumbass
>>677024008
I can just get a walmart card which I'm fine with, because I can get gas and groceries with it which is all I really care about.
Also even though you don't think there are cameras, each door in and out has a little camera that catches your face both ways.
Former Walmart Asset Protection Associate.
If you wanted to steal take the items to lawn and garden and push them through the gates on the side for someone to pick up. Saw that move multiple times
They see me rollin'
>>677012570
be quiet
Rolli polli oli
Rolll
Ask a Best Buy employee anything!
One team one dream, baby!
weirdest things people have bought together
Horseshit. I've been in that store, they don't have employees.
KOBOLD ADVENTURES: BRAVE NEW WORLD EDITION
By different writefag.
First thread: https://fgts.jp/b/thread/676839053/
Second thread: https://fgts.jp/b/thread/676854558/
>I'm gonna set a timer for 1 minute 30 seconds after I post, and whatever option has the most replies by then happens.
Unfortunately I can't prevent samefagging so just spam it up and hopefully the side with the most spam also has the most people. Whenever feasible I'll combine commands. Unless one has like, 1 vote, and the other has 10. Keep in mind I'm ignoring shit after about 1:30-2:00 mins after post so I can start writing, I can't rewrite the whole thing because option Z suddenly became popular 6 minutes later when I'm about to post (although sometimes I have worked it in if it doesn't clash with the selected option). Feel free to make requests/second requests made for story direction extra options. They won't always make it in, but I try to include such as much as possible because it's funsies.
> you do something really suicidal/that should lead to bad end or at least bad event, I coinflip irl to decide it rather than just fucking/not fucking you guys. Ex. going hand to hand with a knife vs orc with sword. Getting your ass ambushed by 12 humans and trying to escape, etc. I rolled/flipped for rescuing the 4 other elves in last thread.
>>677026072
Your name is Punished Snake, a heroine denied by her homeland.
You have one follower, a beautiful elf woman, Arina, who as sworn eternal loyalty to you.
You have 4 other elves in your group who owe you for saving their lives but have no special loyalty to you.
You are a virgin, with small sexual experience.
You have an innate magical talent that let's you set things on fire by touching them with your fingers or claw tips. This only works on flammable objects (no burning armor, water, etc. Might not work well on really wet things either). You're also alright at woodscraft, and great at digging with your hands.
You have a trusty obsidian dagger (easily breakable), a tattered and burnt loincloth, a chest-wrap to keep you decent, and no other supplies to speak of.
You wake up in your small hole well after dark, with Arina clutching you like some kind of child's bed toy. Considering how usually warm this has kept you, it's a pretty energizing way to wake up, you could get used to this.
You slip out to check on the other four elves. It seems they awoke before you, as they all look washed, and only one is snoozing in the dead tree, while the two men talk and the other woman walks back from the stream.
You're the defacto leader of this ragged band, so you'll have to decide what to do. Although the elves could tell you a little more, you're fairly certain you all are some distance from any elven safe haven, and you have no supplies at all. You were able to hunt for yourself without tools, but you'll need either a spear or bow to keep yourself and Arina from starving, let alone the whole band.
>>677026206
A: Talk to them about where they are from/how they were captured.
B: Press on straight towards the elven lands. You can get their before you all starve, probably.
C: Scout the area for human camps to rob.
D: Try and hunt a rabbit or two before heading out.
E: Make yourself a spear for hunting. You're not very skilled at this though, so it will take a day, maybe two or three if you fail and must try again.
Gonna wait a bit longer than for a standard post for the first post so people can discovery the thread.
Why didn't you faggots join the Marines?
I like having all limbs and not ptsd and not having and over inflated ego.
I did. Currently in twentynine stumps hating life
>>677028297
Because you're a bitch
What did you think about this hot pile of shit?
>>677027925
Ben Affleck was a good Batman
The movie was actually pretty good
People who think it's shit are butthurt comic assholes that think if it doesn't mirror the comics perfectly, the movie is bad
Eisenberg was easily the worst part of the movie.
>>677027925
well doomsday kills superman but he's not actually dead
>>677027925
it was a nice hot pile of shit and i smeared it all over my body, i love everything about a hot pile of shit. The warmth the texture hmmmmmm.
Pics should never share / saved from other threads bread
I said it last night and I'll say it again.
Nope
Reply with kik and I'll send more. Post another of her saved pic and I'll dp whatever anon wants
Prove you're an oldfag with just one word.
>>677021505
roodypoo
>>677021505
nigger
>>677021734
Zozzle wut?
chess thread
>>677021865
I'll treat him like the delicate little flower he is.
>>677021795
Bye bye~
>>677021922
I hope they'll be alright.
>>677022058
This is literally all I will be talking about from now on.
i am.. really bad at chess
So there was one of these threads, but it was shit and 404'ed before I could finish my paint masterpeice, and I couldn't let it go to waste
>>676972276
Please kill yourself
Here's mine
>>676973916
No one cares faggot!
Also tits or GTFO
Funniest thing you remember from spongebob
Bump
Ask a psychologist anything.
I'm h-here for you, Anonymous.
>>676991848
Are you a psychologist
I'm getting tired of society and life and wish to sew chaos across the globe and change existence inside out. Should I buy a new car?
bumpu
Alright /b/ I'm confused as fuck, hear my story
>live in a share house for a few years
>theres me, richbro, and generic bro
>because there is 3 guys we made general guidelines on most stuff to avoid arguments
>in regards to food, we each cook on different nights, depending on work and stuff
>rule is if you don't like what is cooked, you cop it and get your own food
>goes pretty well
>one day richbro brings home his gf
>skinny 8/10 hipster chick
>she's petty cool and not bad to look at so I don't mind having her around
>she starts staying overnights
>always asks if there is a "vegan alternative" to whatever is being cooked
>no, I want protein so I'm making turkey burgers
>shit keeps happening, always wants us to make her vegan food
>richbro starts cooking vegan food on his nights, idgaf if I don't have to make it
>a few weeks of this and she's staying over every night, rent free
>richbro gets me and bro to have a talk
>says that now she's living here we should take her food requirements into consideration
>she's not even paying rent tho
>"anon, I'm covering her share of rent"
>yeah but I'm still paying a third. Not a quarter, so she's still here rent free
>i put forward a compromise
> if they buy veggie burgers or some easy to cook shit like that, I'll cook it on the side while I'm making my food
>richbro says I'm not "being a team player" and I may not be the "right fit" for the house
Honestly I don't think I could be any fairer than that. I don't want to spend my money and time making vegan food that I don't really want just because his gf won't eat what I normally cook. He can't kick me out so I'm not worried about that, but is it just him being a jerk or are we both at fault here?
Burn the house down with them in it.
If she lives in his bedroom she doesn't have to pay a rent, they are using 1/3 of the house at 2 ppl that's it. However she do has to pay for the food and cover the expense for vegan food which must be more costly
>>676979019
Whats genericbros opinion on this?
New trap sissy thread
>>676985680
fucking hot. moar? i'll just be lurking over here...
>>676986561
Tumblr.com/jackietrap
>>676986997
so thats you then?
Let's play a game bros.
We'll begin once at least 5 Houses are claimed.
MUPDATE: Turn 0
Open Houses: Arryn, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Lannister, Martell, Stark, Targaryen, Tully and Tyrell
>>676968569
Claim Tully
>Brynden Tully
>>676969135 - hey bro
4 more
Open Houses: Arryn, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Lannister, Martell, Stark, Targaryen and Tyrell
>>676968569
I claim Lannister!
>Lord Ash "The Lewd" Lannister, The Effeminate Lion, The Golden Falcon, Lord of Casterly Rock, Shield of Lannisport
