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>>677021865
I'll treat him like the delicate little flower he is.
>>677021795
Bye bye~
>>677021922
I hope they'll be alright.
>>677022058
This is literally all I will be talking about from now on.
i am.. really bad at chess
>>677022224
as am I
and i just want a nice juicy cheeseburger with bacon and caramelized onions
>>677022216
please actually don't
>>677022062
Lol i just set it up today. havent had any time to even be home because of work haha.
>>677021957
AND NOOO. Grabs it off my wall and hides it.
i'll take you out
tryin' to fap here....
>>677022354
come here often?
>>677022416
I LITERALLY HAVE TO YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
I got really mad at batman vs superman so I walked out and went into a showing of Zootopia instead. I honestly think I made the right choice.
>>677022559
I can help
now we're talking
>>677022624
I WON'T RESPOND
I'LL JUST STARE AT YOU AND ANSWER NOTHING
still tryin' to fap...
Zaryss, get in my butt.
Don't give a shit about your gay shit, play me, 2200 lichess 1994 USCF
http://lichess.org/DTm05Ri9
>>677022628
It's your fault for going to a superhero movie in the first place.
>>677022750
BUT IT'S SO KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I was rooting hard for Fabiano, but Sergey deserved that win. Fuck, an American playing Magnus in NY would have been pretty cool though.
>>677022820
dang
>>677022867
you just really want it don't you
>>677022628
all I've heard is terrible reviews so im not really surprised
should I go see the furry fanfair?
>>677022907
we're all terrible at chess this thread was made in irony
>>677022985
why
Hi Snarf
>>677023160
i was going to make a joke about how we were meant to be but then i remembered im tired and am probably going to sleep before i can get into it
>>677022908
Favorite opening?
>>677023160
Don't give a shit, am chessfag, satisfy me.
>>677022908
I was slightly drunk and a friend convinced me to go because we thought we'd have fun laughing at it being so bad. But it was just like miserable bad. Linkin Park lyrics written with a pen full of black eyeliner angst.
>>677022985
Nah, just bored.
I want to see the left one naked.
>>677021766
>I kind of want a vertical monitor to use specifically for web browsing.
That would be handy, especially since most pages are top-down based, especially 4chan.
Do anything fun this week?
>>677023308
so im not worth the effort
thanks a lot
>Best friend just signed off for the night
>Now I feel sad and lonely and will have to play video games without the comfort of knowing I could just message him if I want to talk
I miss my best friend when he goes to sleep. I love him. I hope I don't annoy him.
and eddy is also ignoring me.
i can tell when im not welcome
>>677023570
me too
>>677023748
im just almost too tired to function at this point in time
apologies
should i keep goin?
>>677023160
Not badly made, just seems like the movie hates its own existence.
I'd say go for it, if you're in a pissed off mood like me all the time, it's nice for something to be unashamedly optimistic for a change.
>>677023849
nono
its fine
im just going to take my fat ugly ass to bed and feel terrible
You know how they say "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger"? I highly doubt it's true.
>>677023331
YOUR SILENCE ONLY MAKES IT THAT MUCH CUTER
>>677023452
It was pretty obvious from every trailer I saw that it was going to be pretty awful.
>>677023646
Eh, not really. I've been pretty lazy these past few weeks.
I remember watching Paranormal Activity movies in theaters
Absolute dog shit movies, the audience is what makes it
>>677023948
i feel like that's sarcasm
>>677023954
Quotes are made by dumbfucks who contradict each other.
>>677023849
Post your cock, then.
>>677023611
This isn't gay but I love it.
>>677024005
go cap worstmatsu
>>677023948
No don't, you're my favorite name guy
nibi too salty
>>677024166
nah
lemon give me cuddles
>>677024151
Man's grasp exceeds his nerve.
>>677024209
ive got lots moar
>>677024306
Why dont you drink my salty piss, asshole.
>>677024261
That's a funny way of saying only matsu who matters.
>>677024351
*cuddles*
>>677023948
Self deprecation is my gig you gay, stop bogarting my action.
>>677024411
I just wanna squeeze and touch his cute paws
>>677024456
because that would taste bad and is not good for the body
>>677024306
How big is it?
>>677024411
I liked it mostly because it was from Raaji, and I never thought about elephants before. Pretty exotic.
>>677024583
enough
>>677024465
I'm sorry maybe we're not watching the same show here.
It's called "Osomatsu-San", not tottymatsu bullshit
When do we start voting people off the island here
>>677023815
I wasn't intentionally. What are you up to tonight?
>>677024005
pffft get with me and I'll show you fun~
>>677023611
i cant fap to this :(
>>677024627
Are you sure?
>>677024834
>You will never be able to do this
since you're so eager i vote you off first
>>677024822
Well, we have to give something to the others, to make sure they don't feel left out.
>>677024878
T-That sounds kind of lewd...
>>677024914
np bb
i vote for you to come with me and make our own island
>>677022080
This thread just turned me into an autist
No way dude
I'm in it to win it
the real deal
>>677024965
yes
Hey people, how's it going?
>>677025151
it can be if you want~
>>677025066
Good thing too, cuz that shit's gay.
>>677024564
How how your anus gets ripped and prolapses when you get fucked in the ass?
>>677025304
Are you suuuuuuuuuuuure?
>>677025363
Post your everything.
I also wish to vote off eisen.
>>677025332
It's alright. How are you?
>>677025363
Thank you, but I'm happy with my current source of lewd.
>>677025332
hey bud
i'm not gonna vote anyone off because i'm a nice boy
>>677025332
hey
not bad, tired
might go to bed in a few
how are you?
>>677025567
it's never happened to me
foreplay and lube help
If you post porn your vote holds almost zero weight
>>677025787
Fuck you my vote holds plenty of weight. My vote is fucking osmium
>>677025601
but all I have is nothing
>>677025641
o-oh... i see... ;~;
At least I'm not posting Choro
>>677025717
Shut up, bitch.
OH SHIT
SHOTS FIRED
>>677026047
be nice
people might like you more
You should be
yeah dont post cholos
>>677025971
All you need is love.
>>677026166
>Be a cuck
>>677025641
That's good, you and groden do the sex yet?
>>677025643
hey, how's it going?
>>677025717
I know that feeling, I was pretty tired earlier. I'm doing okay, my day was shit but hopefully it will be better tomorrow.
Demooooos you're supposed to be on myyyy siiiiiiide
Im gone for 2 minutes and it looks like straight up war up in here?
>>677025601
yeah
>>677026317
well i mean, you can be delusional too but that doesn't get people to like you
I would never stoop to that level.
>>677025971
D-Don't be sad! There are plenty of other people to be lewd with.
>>677026326
No, my dick isn't that long.
No I'm not.
>>677026311
my love died on the battlefiellllllld
yes you are
>>677026454
butt who else likes
>da bears
No
besides you play for both sides what's the problem here
>>677026441
I dont want people to like me, fuck people.
>>677026738
then why bother doing anything that involves people or talking
why not stay in your home and never socialize with anyone, even online?
I like you Nibi.
>>677026554
Lots of people, you've just gotta ask!
>>677026454
you could probably if you tried hard enough.
>>677026867
Who's the lucky guy anyway?
>>677026972
My dick can only get so hard.
How are you doing?
>>677026979
>>677024351
im off to sleep
goodnight
>>677026852
I do stay home all day. I come here so I can remember why I hate people.
>>677026867
>sarcasm
>>677027410
Good night, sleep tight!
>>677027420
Not at all.
Funny, I've always considered myself an even tempered guy.
>>677026867
That is hot.
>>677027410
gnight!!!!
I come here for attention*
I went into this thread thinking there would be chess
If you faggots need to hide your gay yiff, you shouldn't be doing it at all
we know
>>677027546
>More sarcasm
>>677027569
An ass a day keeps the doctor away.
>>677027610
h-hello
>>677027762
Come on, just take the compliment.
>>677027212
>>677024351
Hnnnnggg congrats! <3
>>677027905
Undeserved
>>677027915
Thank you!
I hope you can find someone special to do the lewds with~
>>677028093
You deserve all the praise.
sigh
game isnt fair
>>677028169
What I deserve is to get hit by a mortar and bleed to death in a fucking ditch.
>>677024411
Checked and it's a lot hotter with sound
http://zonkpunch.com/video/meow
