what does b think of vr?
>>675724086
We're maybe only two or three years away from some real next-level porn
>>675724433
Lol check out alicex.com, this is pretty cool
>>675724086
Why did they put a fat autistic kid on the cover? Is that meant to represent the average /b/ user of the technology?
I fucking hate drugs. All of them. Why does everyone do them?
because life can be a nightmare sometimes and it's nice to escape for awhile.
>>675714252
Edge
>>675714354
3edgy5me
Whoever guesses their post # decides who we raid next.
>>675725961
Ends in a 5
Vote Trump
73
Raid 202 hyphen 322 hyphen 7681, ask for battletoads
>>675726312
Reroll
93
ITT: we think of super powers with caveats.
>you can fly but only at a minimum speed of 600mph and during flight your legs are paralyzed.
>>675721169
You're faster and stronger but you are black and have IQ of 60-80.
Being able to regenerate,but have cancer and a fucked up face
>>675721169
you can turn invisible but your ears and eyes must remained closed
Do you guys like when a girl calls you daddy?
>>675726239
yes
Tits or gtfo
>>675726239
Only if she's my daughter.
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Miho claimed
Fuck off, Mai.
I need to piss in a jar and getting blood tests and shit done next week, just a doctor's appointment.
Smoke weed every day but that's about it.
I'm not going to lie and probably just tell them I smoke, but will this have any consequences? Maybe on some sort of secret government file?
Live in UK btw
>>675725921
I wouldn't say anything unless they ask
You should be safe under patient Doctor confidentiality laws if you tell them
if anything happens claim that you have a problem and need help. worst will probably be rehab.
you sound like a conspiracy nut.
Amerifag here but like seriously who cares.
Hai /b/ :3
Put it in your vag
Zephram Cochrane, is that you?
What did you do with your hair?
>>675726566
Eat it
***BERNIE VS. TRUMP GAME #2 CONTINUED AGAIN***
Get in here and roll for your favorite candidate to win! For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND reply to the latest map update.
>Example: "Roll for Trump" or just "Trump" as a reply to the latest update.
To win each state, you have to roll a "0" or dubs. First to 270 wins!
PAST WINNERS:
#1) Trump over Sanders 304-234
***ONE MINUTE BREAK BEFORE GAME CONTINUES***
Map is really looking blue, like something out of 1992. Plenty of state left to go though!
>>675726010
all ya need is CA to catch up
>>675726010
shitty fucking rhymes kill yourself
Name my band /b/
The Superior Race(Ists)
Albino black sheep
Snow falls up
Pink and white make everything nice
Pass the melanin
Sun downers
Full of souls
Soul eaters
Soul for Sunday
Daily body change
666and change
How do I turn this on
Night vision
Fire head and the clouds
Millions
One soul at a time
Story time /b/, I started posting this earlier, but the thread 404'd. This is about the relationship that fucked me up for good
>be me, 16 y/o
>played xbox live a lot as a teenager and developed a decent network of friends
>one day when I'm playing with one of my buddies, some girl joins the party
>turns out it's his sister
>now being the 16 y/o that I was, I crack a few jokes about how girls can't play games, tell her to make me a sandwich, etc. all in good fun
>she gets annoyed and ends up leaving, me and my buddy are cracking up
>fast forward like two years, about to graduate from high school
>turns out she's a pretty decent gamer, fun to joke around with and decently attractive as well
>eventually one night we're all playing together, and buddy says he's got to get off because he has work, leaving us two in the party
>we play for a bit, talk a bit, and then shit starts to get flirty
>asking each other questions that get more and more sexual as the night goes on
>after a few hours stuff is starting to get pretty intense, i'm sporting a raging boner
>"mmm all this talking is starting to make me... a little 'hot n bothered' if you know what I mean..." she says
>fuckyeah.jpg
>proceed to have "phone sex" over xbox live until we both cum as she's moaning my name over the mic
>we talk for a little more and then decide it's getting pretty late and decide to hit the sack
>last thing she says is, "that was pretty fun, maybe we'll have to do it again some time"
>get the best sleep ever that night
cont?
>>675722099
>from this point on I'll refer to her as Megan
>after this night, Megan and I start talking all the time, and not just on xbox live
>we text constantly throughout the day, and spend an hour on the phone every night, with phone sex becoming a regular thing
>eventually we decide to start "dating"
>I had been in relationships before, but none like this, I was so happy
>we would always tell each other about how glad we were to have finally found someone we truly "loved"
>now remember, I was just about to graduate high school and was in the process of applying for college
>she lived in south texas and one of the schools I was applying to was UT because of it's great CS program (ending up transferring to another major anyway)
>Megan was also graduating and would be going to another school in Texas
>this meant we might actually get to have a real relationship, not just online
>we would talk all about how great it was gonna be when we were finally able to really be together
>I still remember the day I told her I was accepted and would be moving down there, she started crying out of happiness
>it seemed like everything was going perfectly, a magical future awaited us both
>but, as I'm sure most anons know, things rarely turn out as perfectly as imagined...
>>675722504
>over the course of the months following that first night, I started to notice a bit of a change in our relationship
>she was becoming more and more distant
>the time it took her to respond to texts become longer and longer, sometimes hours at a time
>our nightly phone conversations experienced a similar decrease in frequency and length, along with the phone sex
>I started to get worried
>why was she taking so long to respond?
>was it something I did?
>no.... that couldn't be it, nothing had changed that I could see, and the time we did talk was still great, she still told me she loved me all the time and about how excited she was for me to move
>but then, over time, even that started to decrease
>less "I love you's", less excitement
>I didn't know what was going on but I was afraid to lose her
>foolishly I thought if I showed more enthusiasm, she would do the same as well
>little did I know this is rarely effective and can even be detrimental
>our relationship was on a downhill path and there was nothing I could do to figure out why
>and it started to eat away at me, little by little
>>675722779
>the reality of my fears came crashing down on our 3 month "anniversary"
>I had to get up early that day to catch a flight to visit my dad (parents were divorced), so right before I left I sent her a long text wishing her a happy anniversary and the usual love filled comments about how soon it would be before we would be together
>as I got off the plane, I remember turning my phone off airplane mode and closing my eyes just praying there would be a text, some sign of reciprocation of my feelings
>instead I saw a voicemail
>Megan never left voicemails
>still remember the exact quote, "hey.. anon..."
>long dramatic pause
>"I can't do this anymore.. It's just not working... I'm sorry"
>and that was it
>no explanation, no attempt at consolation, nothing
>just a simple statement of fact, "it's over"
>I walked through the terminal of the airport somewhere between shock and utter grief, trying my damndest to hold back the tears
>I thought it was the end of our "perfect" relationship... if only that had actually been true
Brown People: Why do they ruin everything?
>>675720389
cracker
>>675720750
You misspelled winner.
I'll forgive you though because spelling is culturally biased right?
First three words that come to mind?
Oh My God.
>>675721790
Pillow
>>675722064
Pillow pillow
Bernie Sanders Takes The Lead In National Polls
Do you think he'll beat Hillary?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgtE6lpAZus
Bamp
b4mp
>>675720584
>what is voter fraud
Lol no
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