99% of you won't notice..... Also huge natural tits thread.
Oh I'll notice
My wife's pregnant tits
Notice the dude shitting in the background??
Ylyl? Green text appreciated
whatever happened to the last one
the cars just keep going
do you guys use condoms to keep yourself from having unwanted babies?
I cant stand them but it looks like i have no choice anymore
>gf is allergic to the pill
>implanon arm implant causes constant periods and nasty moodswings
>IUD uterus device makes her pussy smell like period all the time and the wire pokes my dick during sex.
>havent used condoms in about 5 years and just cant keep it up with them on, feel lik im fucking nothing..
Looks like im going to have to get used to wearing them and its fucking bullshit, how do you guys do it?
>>690579298
Dude my gfs implanon did that 2 her gor 3 months but after she never has had a period since.
nah. I just fuck girls that are incapable of having kids.
>>690579298
Yeah birth control has nasty side effects for most females. I told my gf to gtfo it after bleeding for weeks. Idk i've been doing the pullout method for 5 plus years and no kids. Never even used a condom tbh. But yeah condoms are your only hope if you don't think you have the self control
Secrets thread
Bonus for family secrets
Extra for french secrets
Ok, I'll start. OP is a fag. Shh, don't tell.
Guys OP is a fucking nigger
>>690574704
Sure.
I found out about my mom cheating on my dad (she used to use my little brother's computer to read her emails --- she left it open). Saw photos of her and some friends doing some less than appropriate stuff while she left one weekend to visit some friends in her home town. Told him about it. He was pretty sad. I was always my moms favorite and I used to prefer her over my dad. Not any more. I held the swing vote as to who would get custody of the kids and I did it in favor of my dad, my mom never knew why.
Don't regret it at all, when she knew they were gonna break up she started dating some sleez ball from literally down the street and came over and introduced him to me and my friends while we were hanging out in my room one time (before I had told anyone they were breaking up). Fuck that shit.
How's ya'll day going?
How fat are you?
>240lbs
124
>>690583246
135, not fat at all
Not fat, I'm muscular
6'4'' 115lbs
/b/! I challenge you to make an erotic story post by post. Only one word each post.
She
NIGGER
>>690583922
bile
FB fap thread
People from the south are generally uneducated, uncultured, and unhealthy. They make the rest of the country look bad. Prove me wrong.
Why you're right?
>>690575613
Only the deep south, Mississippi, LA, parts of Al , and FL. Other than that it's much better than the North East. New Yorkers are dumb as dog shit and New Jersey is a shit hole.
Maryland, DC, and Virginia aren't south bruh, the rest is stupid af though I agree
Give me some creative names for a School Shooting Game.
"Learning" at columbine
>>690576762
connecticut cafeteria challenge
>>690577111
dubs + trips don't lies
Asian broads only
My boss promised me overtime for calling me in on my day off for an extra 6 hour shift. I was already clocked for 40 hours and I really needed the money. Then the bitch went and worked the pay schedule so 7 hours of my pay is thrown onto the next pay period and my overtime became non-existent. So not only did I not receive overtime, I was shorted almost a full days pay till next fucking week.
I only worked the fucking shift because I needed the extra money and now I made virtually nothing.
Is there any way I can fuck her over without getting fired?
Be a man and confront her. She did that shit because she knows you're a pussy who won't even ask why.
>>690576386
listen to this anon. Just talk to your boss ffs
>>690576229
Contact your trade union
Drawthread
Faggots!
>second
>>690579654
faggots
>>690580753
HA HA HA!
Dude there's a guy here that likes fucking birbs
Everything can be for the sexuals
>>690580862
Yee boy most common animal is dog in their life, so they go with it. :/ Its only natural
>>690580912
Ayy lmao.
Il go do me jotaro now..
Did this guy die by getting squashed by his car? How retarded
It's not retarded.
>>690574749
It's pretty fucking retarded.
/thread
/b/ what does a good blowjob feel like?
I feel like I've only ever gotten crap blowjobs in my life. I've gotten head from four different women and it's all been the same; doesn't really feel good and lackluster. Honestly, I would much rather jerk off. Hell, tonight I went and picked up an escort and got my dick sucked and it was just more of the same.
Am I just unlucky and have been getting the wrong girls, or are blowjobs not really all they've been talked up to be?
>>690567127
All depends on whos giving it.
Pic related, she was godly.
>>690567127
I dated a girl for 3 years who deepthroated. It was the best feeling ever, literally. She used to let me ram my dick down her throat and cum into her throat. No words to describe how good of a feeling. She was a keeper, and I lost out.
Yeah, I've talked to friends and I think I just got very unlucky with the girls I chose.
