Check my singles.
>>680668966
fuk mane
>>680668966
You fucked up
i hacked my numbers check um
Celeb thread? Ashleybro here.
>>680667611
underrated, i'm a fan
>>680667712
She makes me diamonds
Who would you /b/ros like to see as president of the US this year? ... and why?
>>680666070
Why do you keep pushing that anyone but Trump stands a fucking chance?
ted
>>680666070
the first man on the left
he is one handsome faggot
i would enjoy seeing him visually as president
everyone else on that list is ugly as shit
Post the story of your life until now and rate it on a scale from 1 to 10 where 10 is perfect and 1 is "I want a new one".
Rate 0 if deciding whether or not to kill yourself.
I'll start:
>raised to give everyone a second chance and be nice
>elementary is shit, teachers opressing children and being dicks
>start rebellion with whole school
>ignore teacher bullshit but try to keep up with intelligence
>is hard, but together we are strong
>last grade of elementary, noone really uses any harsh language and people are nice to eachother 24/7
>worst insult is idiot at that time
>suddenly middleschool
>everyone there is huge into swearing and I need time to even understand what all the new swear word mean
>everyone hates me, my old friends I went to the new school with turn on me and start punching me and shit
>my old jokes don't work, yelling "banana" for no reason at all isn't funny anymore
>fuck
>get roasted day after day
>be depress
>decide to not kill myself, but to change
>start applying fist to face of old friends when they attack me
>become nemesises
>nemesis no1 decides to break up bromance with nemesis no2
>nemesis no2 becomes huge jerk to everyone
>am still outsider, although people stopped hating me
>one day at soccer match with class
>am allowed to join finally
>nemesis no2 catches ball in air and prevents us from playing
>I walk up to him
>take ball with force
>walk away, silence is extreme in this one
>people stare at me with mouths wide open
>nemesis no2 charges at me and slaps me from behind
>notveryeffective.gif
>I do a punching
>people happy
>am appreciated from that day
>life becomes more normal
>find friends and integrate into society
>got friends with nemesis no1
>he is sorry, gud
>nemesis no2 is now nemesis
>we get new english teacher who is really "direct"
>I can take it, other people get hugely triggered
>especially nemesis
...
continuation
>nemesis sends an e-mail to teacher that states that every single person in class hates the new teacher, including the other teachers, and that we want her gone
>huge lie
>headteacher buys it and kicks her out for being an asshole
>she is crying heavily
>everyone hates nemesis who is now entitled dick
>people hate him so hard that he moves
>now only have friends and no enemies at school
>feelsgoodman
>classes get mixed and I end up with new people
>new guy appears and we instantly become friends
>hang out together in a gang with a few other kids all the time
>omega-ultra-friendship of doom
>we start insulting eachother for fun because new guy has a habit of heavy swearing
>at first it's innocent but it turns into us bullying a member of the squad at random without a thought
>don't realize how shitty until it's me
>I get depressive
>think of old times when nemesises were still dickbutting at school
>decide to send him a message over steam
>literally write "I'm breaking up, bye"
>he thinks it's a joke
>I block him
>in school he and the squad put heavy pressure on me for doing that
>telling me there is no reason for me stopping the friendships and that I'm a fucktard
>nearly convince me to return to them even though theyre shits
>does not
>soon new kid leaves school because bad grades
>until then the whole squad is constantly roasting me
>he's gone
>mood in class goes up
>people start being nice to eachother
>I knew it all along
>squad is sorry
>I am sorry
>they still have contact with new guy but I don't have to put up with bullshit anymore
>soon we have become best bros
>whole class is great and everyone is having fun together
>school was not a faggot
>suddenly new chicks with fake faces and too much makeup
>throw garbage on floor and send sex messages to teachers using faked numbers from teacher's friends
>teacher gets depression even though she is normally in a great mood
>suddenly new chicks break window and retarded kid nearly falls out
...
>be idiot
>do nothing with life
>do this for 20 years
0/10
continuation no 2
>after retarded kids near-death-experience new chicks get kicked out of school
>probably hookers by now I don't care they deserve it for being huge assholes to everyone
>formerly really awesome and nice teacher is now emotionless strict black hole for rest of school
>awshitman
>start developing feelings for that other girl
>she was always there but I never really got to know her
>suddenly get placed right next to her in a class
>takes time until we start actually talking because we were both not interested in conversation that much
>she is literally cuter than kittens on the internet
>this is where the feeling starts
>wanted to tell her one day
>never got the chance
>got seperated at new school year
>still in one class, but really far away from eachother
>don't think she cares
>one day ask the teacher to seat me next to her the following year
>squad is staring at me
>fuck²
>it turns out they already smelled the ham and knew
>they shut up about it
>true bros
>I get seated in front of her
>good enough
>she is the one that starts talking to me
>she's a 7/10 from the looks
>but for me she's a 10/10 shut up 4chan
>high school is combined with middleschool here in germany, am near end of it
>basically time is running out for me and her
>hope is strong
>this is where I am today
I'd rate my life 8/10
I'm having fun with what it is.
Hi /b/
Rate my dick thread
Another pic
And other
>>680652883
How big is it
deutschlandfaden
fragen:
geht es im leben letztendlich nur um sex?
wie viel verdient ihr?
wie viel wollt ihr mal verdienen (realistisch)?
>>680662273
>geht es im leben letztendlich nur um sex?
Nein, nur zu einem gewissen Teil anon.
>wie viel verdient ihr?
Nix
>wie viel wollt ihr mal verdienen (realistisch)?
Das was mir zusteht natürlich! Ein Metallbauer VERDIENT mehr Geld als er am Ende bekommt (z.b.)...ich will einfach nur davon leben können, also 5000€.
>>680662273
Nackenspoiler wieder angesagt ?
>>680662639
>Das was mir zusteht natürlich! Ein Metallbauer VERDIENT mehr Geld als er am Ende bekommt (z.b.)...ich will einfach nur davon leben können, also 5000€.
im monat?
so I'm going to be living on my own soon and I want a rifle for self defense. Is the new M1A SOCOM 16 CQB too much for an apartment? There no real advantage over it for what I'll be using it over an AR15 but I mean, look at that shit. Who doesn't want it? Anyways, what's your opinion?
>>680662926
>self defense
>rifle
>guns from the division
Wew lad
>>680663098
I haven't played the division. I really don't like modern video games with very few exceptions
>not realizing the AR15 is one of the most popular rifles in existence and it's probably why it's in video games
>>680663468
>socom
>rifle for self defense
Come on man, youre baiting right?
Please dear God someone give me a source or names, PLEASE. Also, Trap thread.
Bamf
Wtf is bamf, bump in Icelandic?
Oh dear God, page 4 already? Let's go people!
Go to pictureswap.org and post ITT what you get.
>pic related
Facebook friends you've fapped to at least ten times
Roll for your girl then fap to her. Top row numbered 1-3, middle 4-6, bottom 7-9, 0 gets none. Also let me know who you want more of
gimmie a 6
New fluffy thread. Looking for a certain comic of a fluffy tearing itself apart on its own blocks.
1/3
What are you reading anon?
>>680657183
the 100% real nigga bible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ7UZM9egZs&feature=youtu.be&t=70
My bookshelf
R8 h8 or masturb8 /b/
>>680658083
Politics shelf
Fuck it, feels thread. I'll start my story.
>be me
>15 @the time (britbong)
>middle of year 11, around december (youngest in my year, if i was born 3 days later I'd be in the year below)
>rain n shit, typical london weather
>used to go tuition cause i was retarded at maths
>whoisfraction.jpg
>tuition was a mix of kids, mainly of somali ethnicity like me (google if you don't know where somalia is /b/ros) but there were some black kids of nigerian/ghanaian descent there too. Couple polish kids about but we were cool
inb4 gtfo niggernon
>tuition was pretty fun, we did maths shit and when we left we'd buy wings and chips having normie jokes and convos
>then one night after tuition, my friends showed me this upstairs compartment above the building our tuition centre was in
>spookystaircase.png
>door was unlocked the whole time, but these guys figured it out about a week ago
>bobby schmurda dance (thats gonna fly over a few heads, theres some old ass fags on here)
>normie friends did what normie people do
>quiet area+boys and girls aged 15-16=spin the bottle
>being the kissless fucker i am, i had a crush at the time (when i remember her, she was a 4/10 on a good day)
>don't ask for pics, i have morals and i still consider myself normie to an extent
>i asked who was coming
>couple of names that, when i look back, are goddesses that i wish i spoke to cause theyre so fucking sexy now, that i recognised on the list the normie said to me
>crush was there
>mydiddlyisprepared.jpg
>fastforward a week
>it is time
>tuition finished 8 on a thursday, which is the earliest we finish in the week
>we thought the earlier the better so our parents don't get too suspicious, finishing about a half hour late wasn't a big deal
>so we ascend the stairs, phone flashlights ready
>girls still in the toilet doing make up
>3 normie male friends i know from other schools showed up but they dont go to the tuition but i was like fuck it
>aint no fun if the homies cant have none amirite
cont?
I'll post this to keep automods away
Bump, this isn't looking like it'll be too good, but I'm still interested.
>>680647519
even if my audience is two, i will continue
>there were assorted couches lying around so we put them in a circle in the biggest room in the area upstairs, noone wanted to sit on the floor
>dustyandrusty.jpg
> i had a bottle on me so place on ground gently
> i pray to allah and buddha to get both gods on my side
>i spin
>lands on me and 7/10 chub
>notbad.gif
>gets a kiss on the cheek
>nearly an hero on the spot but i persevere
>normie gets up and spins bottle
>lands on me and slim, dark qt with jiggly booty on the small side. handleable, when you think about it
this is where things get real interesting guys
draw thread
violated satan editon
>>680660410
try hard newfags everywhere
bump
I'm not a hive mind...
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