Prove you're White.
I have two dogs and have never tried to eat them.
I floss daily
>>674305928
I pay for my stuff
This /b/ros, is how my friends and I vanquished the beast known as Chuck (you’ll know why soon enough).
>be me, 17 highschool
>love music, currently in school to be a professional musician
>play drums (this comes up later)
>would do stuff for school, but also did birthday parties and regular weekend shit
>one bar mitzvah: never again with those jews
>junior year and our band is the unofficial school band, called for pep rallies, dances, etc.
>shit was cash (sometimes literally)
>also got us grills, especially nice since I was a kissless virgin until 15
>all in all life was great, or as good as it gets when you’re in highschool
>until one day, everything changed
>enter: Charles Neckbeard Fedorameister
>aka “Chuck” (pic related)
>Chuck transferred from the private school nearby, parents are loaded deal
>kid literally grew a shitty neckbeard, even before that was a thing betas did
>gets to school first day, walks through the door and takes a deep breath like its some high school 80’s movie
>declares “Look out 4chan high! I’m going to rule this school!”
>Turns to the three grills next to him and literally tips his fedoras, saying “you’ll know the name of Chuck soon enough fair maidens”
allofmywut.wav
>me and bassbro (I’ll let you retards figure out why I call him this) tell the tale of the new kid to the rest of the band
>keks were had
>Lead singer, call her Hayley cause she dyed her hair like the Paramore chick, asks “Chuck? Wonder what this kids deal is…”
>this was before the age of the neckbeard, and little did we know we would soon be well acquainted with this gentlesir
Will continually post updates, I ain’t got shit to do tonight and I’m fucking ready to tell this story. It gets better trust me…
>>674298201
witnissing this thread
>>674298201
Fuck reddit the dark net dramas are invisible unless you log in. Seriously fuck them.
This picture makes me so hard
The look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Dan Schneider is known to be THE most hung guy at Nickelodeon, possibly one of the biggest in the world. His cock has been described as "like an Evian bottle", with gargantuan thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. I'm estimating his size to be at least 10.5" bone pressed man meat, with OVER 7" of girth. He would have absolutely destroyed Cosgrove's pussy.
They would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. I can just imagine her begging for it, with Dan barely able to force it past the knob,and Cosgrove moaning and squirming, demanding him to renew iCarly afterwards. She would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix, her g-spot getting pounded to the rhythm of the iCarly theme song.The orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Dan's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria....
I bet she still yodels her clit to the memory of it, basking in her pay raise
>>674305070
he wouldn't have destroyed her pussy as it was already loose from the hundreds to thousands of black cocks that were in it before. And that's only the cocks that were in her pussy. I mean between her and Jennette McCurdy the number of black cocks shoved in all their holes has to total in the 10's of 100's of thousands.
>>674305070
is he really a pedo tho
PART 3
You fall in love you lose.
You save, you post two.
r/ing redheads
Real Cock Tribute Pt. 3
Continued from
>>674294954
pls op
Please.
Mackayla Thread
shota thread - tighty whities edition
>>674301110
>>674301110
>>674301110
Holy fuck yes.
FB fap thread
Yo Faggots
I need some help in here
I want to learn programming, what's the language I should start with ?
I have some notions in web dev but just a retard wysiwig assisted faggot
some friends told me I should start with JAVA but I don't believe them since they're autistic as fuck
Hope this helps
20 years as a software developer. I'd suggest python. It's relatively clean.
Java makes a lot more sense if you've already put up with C/C++ oddities.
Python is super easy, so is Ruby (which I prefer more).
C++ or Java is typically what they start people off with. Just because it's very popular, nice and verbose, etc.
Any collegefags out there? Adderal worth it or nah??
i take it for recreational use, gives me a good energy boost, along with a nice euphoric feeling. Its gonna make your brain work 10 times faster which is fucking great. Its worth the try. Biggest side effect is that it wont make you hungry btw, just for a few hours
>>674293290
small doses, yes. highly addictive after excessive use though
>>674293290
use modafanil instead /b/rother, less side effects; just take it easy or you'll get yourself a nice tolerance
Is anyone else absolutely sick of this whole "Be proud of your body" bullshit? And it's always these curvy chicks who know they're not ugly and completely acceptable weight-wise. Yet they try to make it sound like "I'm so fat...tee hee. Be proud of your body."
Yep, same here. It's one thing if you're thick and have good proportions. Fat rolls on the other hand are not sexy.
>>674291469
moar
Loli bread.
free-for-all porn webm thread?
Feminist Hate / Fat Hate / Woman Logic
>>674283046
I've always wanted a feminist hat
Deutschlandfaden! (Nachtfaden)
Hereinspaziert!
>Fragen stellt ihr.
>Sind sie meistens auch true, halt die Faggots die eh nie cool genug waren um sich selber Weed zu checken. Mein Punkt ist halt das ich für mich persönlich miese Schwierigkeiten hatte Weed richtig zu gebrauchen. Viel zu alltagstauglich, viel zu subtil und die Kultur drumherum bringt dich in so ein Feedbackloop wo nie Weed an deinen Problemen schuld ist und die Leute die motzen sind halt Idioten die Alkohol konsumieren der viel schädlicher ist.
>>674288959
In der Tat.
Das ist schade, würdest du damit vernünftig umgehen, hättest du auch deine wahre Freude daran. Obwohl ich nicht wenig rauche, habe ich die Freude daran nie verloren.
Reportiere wieder ein. War der Typ der aufgehört hat Weed zu rauchen und wollte grade dem Islamisten antoworten warum der Islam die untermenschlichste Wahlmöglichkeit ist wenn man sich schon irgend einer toxischen Ideologie ergeben muss die das Selbstwertgefühlkünstlich erhöht.
>>674289788
>wollte grade dem Islamisten antoworten warum der Islam die untermenschlichste Wahlmöglichkeit ist wenn man sich schon irgend einer toxischen Ideologie ergeben muss die das Selbstwertgefühlkünstlich erhöht.
Dies
