If you smoke weed and dont have one of these you are the lowest lowlife stoner pleb
pleb level without 1 of these = over 9k
>>583204497
if you smoke weed you are the lowest lowlife stoner pleb
>paying >30$ for something you can easily do with your fingernails or scissors even better
>having that nasty smell of metal on my fingers when i use it
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The whole daughters and sons concept is dumb, people don't rape people because they were raised wrong, they rape people because they are rapists.
>>583189514
don't ask your kids not to look both ways before crossing the street, ask your CARS to BEHAVE
Georgia Thread
>>583206524
fags from yruope will hate, but south lyfe the best lyfe
Any 678,770 girls ?
>>583206910
i know mfers are from GA on here, pls dont fail me
Post your friend who has the biggest tits
>>583191872
how those look
why cant i have a 'friend' like that
Yo /b/
Got my laptop resetted, so I figured this is
a good time for a reaction thread. I'll start
>>583202202
Oh yes.
>>583202037
>Got my laptop resetted
>my laptop resetted
>laptop resetted
>resetted
Kill yourself faggot.
fuckit
best ass thread.
now
Infomercial
>>583205208
>>583205271
27 names my new knife!
bring it bitches
>>583207227
The Turkmolester
Hdolf Aitler
German Cutter
Sand Niggy nudes.
>>583199228
Dat ass, self bump
Haram!
OK, the old thread 404's, but it's archived here: http://4archive.org/b/thread/583167637
So here's a new thread, for the old stories to be continued and some new ones to be shared!
Anyone got any personal dirty sex stories to share, but with a twist?
1.) Have you fucked someone inappropriate? A friend's mom/wife/girlfriend? Your wife's/girlfriend's mom/aunt/sister/best friend?
2.) Have you blackmailed someone in to fucking you or sucking your dick?
- Especially, if you caught them cheating and threatened to expose them, if they didn't fuck you/suck your dick.
3.) Have you had a female cheat with you/fuck you because you have a big dick?
Greentext stories will be appreciated and pics of females welcomed!
> Pic related: A picture of a MILF and a big dick
>>583205632
To give an example of stories that I'm looking for, I'll see if I can find the screencap I grabbed of a story posted in a previous thread about a guy who was lying in the same bed with his friend who was passed out on the other side of the bed, with the guy's GF lying between them. He describes how his friend is passed out, and he himself is really drunk, but he smells his friend's GF's hair and gets horny and starts rubbing on her, then ends up fucking her while his friend is on the same bed, and ends up cumming inside her. Then, the GF goes to the bathroom to clean up, comes back and gets back on the bed between them, and he almost immediately starts fucking her again. I found it to be really fucking hot!
> Pic related: The screencap of the story I just described
>>583205786
Again, just a sexy, fat ass to bump the thread and to try to get some stories posted.
Let's get this shit started. I'm the dude who has told you at least a dozen stories, which you do not remember (or recall). Let's start with this chick:
>be sophomore in college
>go to party with 2 female friends/fuck-buddies in middle of winter
>freezing cold out
>upon arrival, most people are hanging out in the front yard
>start drinking and mingling
>me and 2 friends start talking with these 2 girls
>one of the girls is blonde and rather ugly
>the other is pic related (we'll call her Tiny- she was about 5'0")
>tiny has her boyfriend with her
>her boyfriend is about 6'0" and very thing
>he's bitching about how cold he is
>Tiny is bitching that she has nobody to keep her warm, because her boyfriend has no body fat
>i tell her to put her hands on my neck, as people think i'm a heat-generating furnace
>since i'm sitting down, she can reach my neck, and proceeds to warm her hands
PANTSU!
POST PANITES
cause there fucking sexy
please?
Yo /b/ does this look like a decent quarter oz?
Bump yo
fuck right off and get a scale then right?
your weed is shite
>>583180775
If the buds are dense, it's close.
2 decides what I say to this girl. I met her online a long time and she randomly messages me now with a pic.
>>583193038
Fugly bitch
Be upfront with me. Do you find me attractive?
Check 'em
>>583200000
well...
Not even dubs....
>>583200000
Roll
Hey /b/, ask me anything about sex. Want to make a girl leave marks on your back? Wondering why your cock won't go up? Trying to spice things up in bed? I'll help you out.
Don't ask me how to pick up girls, I'm not a fucking pick-up artist.
No, fuck you
>>583191802
on a 2 month nofap to cure my fetishes. will this work? if it doesnt how can i cure the fuck out of myself?
Can you make a woman squirt from JUST sex (no clip stimulation at all)? How?
