gay
>>685070295
You certainly are
>>685070403
I know you are but what am I?
>>685070671
GAAAAAY
Drug thread, I got coke. What's b doin tonight
Not killing myself
>>685078491
right?
I'm playing computer games with tunes and iced tea. Life's good.
I LITERALLY FUCKING JUST FOUND THIS GUY IN MY SEMEN!! I FELT SOMETHING HURT COMING OUT AND SAW SOME BLOOD AND THE I FOUND THIS LITTLE GUY!! IDK HOW IT'S SO BIG!
Kidney stone.
>>685077506
Could've given birth to another jesus christ right there
Story time /b/tards
>Be me, 18, just graduated high school
>My girlfriend (Jenni) comes back home from first year of college. (She’s a year older than me)
>I borrow my mom's van so that I can take her out and I finally get to have sex again
>We both cum in like 30 seconds because we waited an entire year. (She spent Christmas break at her Dad's and went to the beach for fall and spring break)
>After that, we go to a few parties so she can catch up with old friends
>We get invited to go on camping trip with a bunch of people from high school and decide to go because it sounds like a week of cheap fun
>The next morning, my girlfriend's BFF (Stacy) picks me up in her Dad's Cherokee
>I throw my tent in the back and climb in the back seat and sit next to my girlfriend
>My girlfriend is sitting next to a guy I don't know. "Anon, this is Mike. He's a friend of mine from college. I invited him to join us."
Continue?
go on
>I reach across my girlfriend to shake his hand. "Sup."
>"Anon, Mike doesn't have a tent, so I told him he can stay in ours. You don't mind, do you baby?"
>I try to play it cool. I lean over and say, "actually, I was looking forward to us having some alone time, if you know what I mean". I try to kiss her but she turns away
>"Oh anon, you're so silly."
>Mike lights a blunt as we pull away. He takes a few hits and then passes it to my girlfriend
>I laugh and say, "Sorry Mike, but we don't do drugs."
>As I'm saying this my girlfriend takes a drag off of the blunt and inhales it
>I look at her and say, "What the fuck? When did this happen?"
>"Everybody smokes weed in college, dork." Everyone in the car laughs
>She doesn't even offer it to me. She passes it to Stacy's boyfriend (David), who is sitting in the passenger seat
>Eventually, everyone is high except me
>Stacy turns the volume up for a song I've never heard but everyone else knows the lyrics to
>After about an hour, I notice that Jenni is concealing Mike's hand between her thighs with her tie dyed skirt
>I get a lump in my throat.
chubby thread
>>685072524
holy fuck
Ahegao thread
only real eye rolling ahegao!
No Ohio thread?
Ohio Thread.
Dayton sucks.
OSU
bowling green girls! or various 419
New 'What Would You Do" thread continuing from over here >>685058302
What would you guys do to her?
Ok, now give me some pics of her
Did Somebody Say Trap Thread?
>>685079231
Do I count?
>>685079340
Of course.
>>685079409
Just checking. Every other time I've posted in trap threads, I've gotten "gtfo"-ish responses.
Secret fact.
Niggers have auxiliary ooze glands that emit a fragrant smell similar to shit and barnyard.
But really. Why do niggers smell bad, even after a shower?
>>685069866
Ask those pornstars who love to choke on nigger dick and rim nigger's ass
>>685069866
Dunno man I don't hang out with black people. I know white smell funny though.
they smell bad because you are not a nigger.
niggers don't smell to other niggers..
this is an old human defense mechanism to warn of invading tribes.
it is also why white people smell like wet dog to non-whites, indians smell like curry, etc.
s/fur thread
/fit/ as fuck edition
I need to go to the gym soon
>>685072349
fuck yes, any more feet pls?
You fags jealous of my girth? Even you niggers cant compete
>>685076674
That dick looks hilarious.
Time stamp it for proof.
Timestamp
Pics you shouldn't have but do.
How did you get them?
My buddy's wife.
Passed out with his laptop unlocked. I took all his pics.
https://www.reddit.com/r/olso/comments/4k0pjb/zia_exotic_games_solo_masturbation_sex_toys_hd/
So... what's the hold up? Where's the rest?
>>685068785
Not just dumping. need moar posts
Non-porn webm thread
YEA /B/ ITS FUCKING HAPPENING AGAIN
>>685068331
o.O
fuck you sandniggers
