YLYL. Not-that-fucking-sumo-pear edition.
>>682920276
bazooka
today in gonna smoke pod with my ex-girlfriend after that im gonna roffie her..
What ideas you have to do with her?
i thought about anal rape her, ass to mouth, write with marker on her face that shes a bitch and suck for 5bucks.
No scat etc.
Whiteknights fuck off
Ye I'm a faggot.
>>682925034
If you gonna roffie her may as well invite some bro's over to have a tap
>>682925192
then everyone cum in her and play who's kid is that
Bang her, take pics and exploit her.
~oh shit waddup!
>>682908998
slam tight sweet pupper
oh shit waddup
What does /b/ think of him?
complaining cunt
i hate his voice
>>682920814
Looks like Homestar Runner with a big chin
>>682920895
if you think he's complaining it means that you are a stupid cunt, sorry
state your job, salary, age
>sous chef at wendy's fine dining
>$8.76 hr
>39
IT at an autism center
$11.50 hr
22
Factory machine operator
13.25
21
>>682919959
apprentice butcher 10$ an hour 16 Aus
It's time /b/
Or or you can just hang yourself for being cancer
So I have suspected my gf of talking to her friends about her interest in this other guy. She is currently asleep, and her phone is right by the bed. Do I snoop? Do I assume she's being Jerome'd and go on about my day?
oh btw, pic semi-related. not current.
>>682922173
Snoop
>>682922173
Of course you "snoop." Go for it, you have nothing to lose
Fem hate/YLYL
>>682919586
Famewhore
Story time /b/, help out a confused Neo-nazi.
>be me
>Neo nazi for 11 years
>Tatted up 6/10 with a visible swastika tat.
>Hanging out with Neo friends yesterday
>Left their house at around 1AM
>Driving through ratshit town on my usual route home.
>Car starts hoofing smoke, shits coming through the air conditioner.
>Pull over, get out, and my phone is near dead.
>Want to call tow company but hear a voice.
>"Hey bud. Need help?"
>White, trucker looking dude with a baseball cap approaches me.
>Explain situation and he looks at the car.
>Fucker is taking too long so I whip out my phone again and start dialing up.
>Truckerfag hits me with a fucking tire iron; have no idea where he got it.
> fall onto my back
>He rushes me, trying to snatched the fucking phone.
>We're in a struggle and I'm trying to upkick him with my steel toed boots.
>Everything I hit him he hits back with the tire iron.
>Phone breaks in the scuffle
>Suddenly I see someone tackle the trucker off me.
>"Aye man, what da fuck you doing cuh?!"
>It's a nigger
>Disarms the trucker and holds him down till he calms down.
>I'm still trying to sit up and see straight since the faggot fractured an orbital.
>Nigger starts talking to me, asking if I'm alright.
>Even sees my swastika tat, says nothing
>gives me his phone to call the cops and ambulance.
>He holds down the trucker while the police arrive.
>He gives eyewitness report supporting me.
>I didn't know how to feel so I didn't say thanks.
>He just nodded at me
>"Hope you get better bruh"
>then he left.
>Git discharged from the hospital this morning and got off scotch free, the trucker is awaiting a court date
>Confused because I was rescued by my fucking enemy.
What do?
>>682918052
Maybe open your fuckin' eyes.
stop being a fucking nazi, how about that?
yous tell me 1 question, the enemy of who?
A E S T H E T I C G I F T H R E A D
[b]test shitpost[/b]
Any chance son here today?
Or husband?
just got here.
>>682921068
Great, 2 questions can I have more of this set, and am speaking to son or husband?
FLORIDA GIRLS THREAD
407/727 here, gonna post some UCF girls
starting with Tiffany
>>682923375
florida girls are straight sluts
>>682923452
well then hopefully we get a good thread goin here. more Tiffany
is TOR that scary?
geeze, how many years can someone get for accessing any of this stuff?
anyone who's accessed TOR can tell me some stories?
>>682923341
I may be wrong but I guess accessing it is not illegal
also, I forgot to say, what's Mariana web?
and what's in it?
'Animal related'
sup /b/ I'm currently on lsd. Try to give me a bad trip
>>682922584
Install Gentoo.
>>682922713
Nice
greentext bread, post your funniest stuff!!
>>682924845
>cont'd