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>If you do this at a movie theater, fuck you. There is a trash
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>If you do this at a movie theater, fuck you. There is a trash can on the way out the door. Sincerely, the person cleaning up your mess

Lmao at this faggot

You charge $16 for a burger, fries and a drink? Get fucked. I'll leave whatever mess I want you thieving shitbags

>That good feel while wiping my greasy fry fingers on a seat and leaving a wrapper full of tomatoes and onions on the floor.
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What movie theater serves burgers??
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Nigger
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>>673485908
who the fuck eats a burger in the theater? ugh last thing i want is some greasy fuck breathing heavy eating a burger beside me. bad enough you gotta deal with the loud ass niggers in there
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Leaving a mess like that gives people a job.
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>>673486099
This.
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>>673485908
i can imagine what your house looks like
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>>673486250
and drives up prices in the theater
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I'll shit on the floor of the movie theater. I don't give a fuck.
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I work at a movie theatre and this is what I found while cleaning a theatre...
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>implying I don't throw the popcorn around the theater during the movie anyway
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>>673485908
Went to the movies tonight. Was charged 18.50 for a fucking terrible hot dog, popcorn, and two drinks. I left every ounce of trash in my seat.
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>>673486350
Prices go up regardless.
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>>673485908
you fat fucks cant even make it through a movie without eating, 'Murica
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I'll be honest, movie theaters are the one place I feel its socially acceptable to litter. In fact I usually turn my popcorn bag upside down in the folded seat when I leave.
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Lol.b

> mfw people still going to the movie
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>>673485908
>Fuck da employees because management made muh food overpriced.
Nigger wut?
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>>673486099
Gold class cinemas in Australia sell sliders.
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>>673486762
>is that even b8
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>>673486813
Job security
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>>673486813

What else do those 16 year old faggots do? They just drag ass around the theater pretending to work. Heaven forbid they have to do their job.
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>>673486422
What the fuck am I looking at
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>>673485908
what the hell movie place has chairs like that?

where does this person live
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>>673485908
If you are dumb enough to pay $16 for a burger

YOU DESERVE TO BE RIPPED OFF
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>>673486709
You fucking dick
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>>673487204
weave in a cup
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>>673487080
This man gets it. Half the time the garbage from the last showing just gets left under the seats.
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>>673487204
They appear to be negro sheddings.
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>>673487080
used to hear that at school 24/7, "its not the cleaners job to clean up your mess"..wtf do they do then
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My first job was at a movie theater. We didn't give a shit, cleaning up that shit was easy. As a customer, the employees should clean up between movies so I don't know why you'd give a shit either.
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>>673485908
dick
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>>673485908
Yes be an asshat to employees that have nothing to do with the price of the food.
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>>673485908
>You charge $16

lets blame the wageslave for prices
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>>673487268
The fuck kinda chairs does your cinema have? Fucking swings?
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former theater employee here, most of us never gave a shit. we have to clean the theater anyway. the difference between a nearly empty theater and a fucking blowout with shit spilled everwhere is a few minutes difference of work and then we all go back to standing around for a few hours, eating our shitty popcorn and enjoying all the money people leave behind in their seats

>>673486350
yes because hourly workers get paid more when they have to do more OH WAIT
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>>673485908
>$16 for a burger, fries and a drink?
wat?
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Op greentext convo!
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>>673487080
This. I stuff everything into the popcorn bag and leave it by the seat. Seriously, I don't give a fuck if someone who gets paid to clean up a theater has to clean up a theater.
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>>673487654
it drives up prices if you have to create a new position
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>>673487560
not the type that fucking fold out, what shitty movie place would have chairs like that
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>>673487362
Kek'd so hard at this
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>>673487559
this.
I've never worked in sales or anything similar to what OP or this anon is saying but even i agree you have to have severe autism to pull shit like this, grow some balls and take responsibility for your goddamn shit.
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>>673485908
>be me
>straight out of basic training
>havent gotten a nut in 16 weeks
>arrive at airborne school
>meet an older asian lady also in airborne school
>we hang out a couple times
>eventually go see a movie
>TMNT.jpg
>get my dick sucked just before the credits roll
> she doesnt keep sucking as i nut, she just pulls off
>i catch 16 weeks worth of nut in my hand
>howdoiholdallthiscum.mp4
>realize i have nothing to wipe it on
>look around
>empty ass seat next to me
>i smear that shit all over the seat
>as i pull my pants up, the movie ends
>TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!!!
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>>673485908
because it's definitely the dude that works there's fault that burger costs $16, am i right?
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No carpet? Looks like such an uncomfortable place.
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>paying $16 for a burger, fires and a drink
you fat fuck. you can't wait 2 hours before shoving more fat in your bloated husk of a body?
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>>673486676
>>673487362

those 2 comments almost made me wake my wife up, who's asleep in front of me with no panties...
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>>673487922
Every stadium style built in the lower 48 since the 1980's.
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>>673486250
Ha ha ha, Jokes on you. I've worked in a theater before and we have zero time in between shows to clean your seats. All we have time for is a quick sweep of the floor. Someone leaves grease, vomit, or cum on the seats and that's just what you get to sit in.
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>>673486350
Nope. Its how big the crews to make movies and how much the big box office stars charge to be in those movies.

There ain't shit in skills for working a movie theatre so they only get paid the same as any other non-skilled job around them.
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>>673487851
and they don't. if you already have to clean a large space, the density of the messiness really makes little difference. I suppose if suddenly theater patrons started spilling huge amounts of soda in excess of what they already do you could create enough extra work to justify needing an entire additional employee, but it's not likely.
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I bring bags of sun chips, and start crinkling them during the quiet scenes.
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>>673488352
yeah thats a stadium, outdoors with heaps of seats, not the ones at the movies, whod go to a stadium to watch a movie?
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>>673488320
Pics or you're an autistic neckbeard
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>>673488473
not ticket prices, food and drink prices
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>>673488320
prove or you're lying
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>>673485908
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>>673488726
not that guy but the reason the food prices are so high is because the theaters only keep a tiny portion of the ticket sales. a modern theater is not a movie house that sells snacks. it is a snack stand that shows movies
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>>673488530
Went to Guardians of the Galaxy whacked on mushrooms. I thought the slightest crinkle of my popcorn bag was gunshot loud, so I slowly eating it one piece at a time, making sure not to touch the sides of the bag.
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>>673487362
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Tell Me what you think?
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>>673488650
Are you fucking dense? Stadium style seating means that each successive row of seats is raised up to offer the occupant an unobstructed view of the screen or event. Movie theaters switched to this style both to pack in more seats into a given space and provide a high quality to sound with the least amount of upgrading.
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>>673485908
>the fact watching a movie on a big screen with food is more than I'd like to pay for that justifies all my actions

IM A VICTIM OF SOCIETY
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>>673488726
The movie theatres are charged outrageously for those movies. So they spread that costs over their tickets, snacks, drinks, and everything else in the theatre. The costs of the people are minimal, compared to the costs of the films.
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>>673488909
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>>673488678
>>673488909

2/3
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>>673488678
>>673488909
3/3
(she started to shift when the flash went off)
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>>673489890
lift leg and smell
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>>673490005
she's way too light of a sleeper to do this, so i'll pass.

here's a pic of her pussy while she was sleeping...ironically, one year ago to the day
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>>673485908
wow youre a pussy if you think this is bad.

ive had to clean up messes so much worst then this when I worked at a movie theater.
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>>673490319

Gross. Looks like nigger pussy.
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>>673490766
well, while you were fucking your hand, i was fucking her.

also, good thing i don't give a shit what some basement dwelling faggot like you says on some anonymous board
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>>673487654
I agree (fellow theater worker)
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>>673490927
id rather fuck my hand than that prickly jaja binks looking shit
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>>673486401
me too
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>>673485908
The thing is that:
>you shouldnt be a dick.
>the cleenup-guy hs absolutely nothing to do with the food being hella expensive.
>blame the managers. they are the greedy jews.
>dont cause extra work to the poor underpaind worker.
>dont be a dick.
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>>673486709
i feel the same way I'll usually throw my $20 bucket of popcorn straight up in the air when the ending credits start rolling.
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>>673485908
>waaa waaa do my job so I can get paid to do nothing waaa waaa
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>>673491325
>be me
>sleep 2-3 hrs a day everyday
>do this for 4 years
>be able to type like a sane person
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>>673486099
Regal does in the States.
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>>673486676
A good amount of people just eat a light lunch/dinner at the theatre instead of eating before or after.

Another set of people just like being fat fucks, but, yunno.
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>>673490927

Isn't that bestiality bro?
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>>673485908
>you charge

protip

the nature of business is that the *owner* is the one that gets that money
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>>673485908
http://www.marketplace.org/2014/08/04/business/ive-always-wondered/why-does-popcorn-movies-cost-so-much

Do people even read?
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>>673485908
went n seen deadpool, borrowed my mates DSP card, $16 for the ticket $19 for large popcorn and frozen coke AUD if that makes a difference
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>>673487416
Fucking this, my school (private school fag) had certain teachers that would tell you to pick up rubbish that wasn't even yours

>pick up your rubbish, the cleaners aren't here to clean up after you
>>That's exactly what being a cleaner is, you dickhead, how am I more responsible for picking up rubbish that isn't mine as a student at this $15,000 a year school than the dumb Indians paid to clean it?
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