whats your number?
>mines a 5
0
i ain't no greasy feggit
>>685193108
>I'm not gay I'm not gay I'm not gay I'm not gay I'm not gay I'm not gay
where do liking traps fall under
>walk into sisters room
>see this
wat do /b/?
>>685194672
>image.jpg
Friendly reminder that this has been posted from an Apple mobile device and you can close the thread and let it 404, folks. Meanwhile, I'll sage it. No need to thank me, just doing my friendly bit to make this board great again.
Wonder what the fuck that's doing in my sisters room
Lick it
Last 2 digits determine the number of push-ups you have to do.
If dubs no push ups
>>685188497
fuck...
boop
R0ll
Fap game thread let's go
rollio
rawl
these threads are so boring. go and have real sex newfag
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
>>685186753
oh, they did 1 inch iphone?
this hottie please
Longing for it
FB Fap thread cont.
posting more of her
Is it OK if I post a webm?
You need to go vegan you fucking idiots
>CORRELATION DOES NOT IMPLY CAUSATION
This is only true because the kind of person who becomes vegetarian or vegan is much more likely to be generally health-conscious. When you control for this it turns out that vegetarians and meat-eaters are roughly equally healthy, and vegans are the least healthy of all.
Would you rather live 80 years being a respectable, valued member of society who is not limited by paranoia or 86 years as an insufferable faggot people don't invite to parties with smelly farts?
>wanting to live six to ten years longer in the worst part of your life
No thanks. Enjoy having people clean up your shit because you cant go to the bathroom yourself.
drawthread
/r/ Moss hanging hanging upside-down like a bat, sleeping, and urinating in her sleep, and getting her body wet.
More refs can be found here. http://imgur.com/a/k6HGL
Dickbutt request done.
Any other requests?
>>685193585
Be my waifu
wait for it
>>685198216
>>685198305
>>685198358
*fart*
kys
>>Am Dentist
Ask me anything.
To keep things rolling...
>>685196490
Whats the best controle build in DCUonline?
>>685196660
So closed
Chubby thread
>>685192088
Moar!!!
Hey /b/ros is Gif pronounced with a hard g or soft g
as per the creator, the guy with the rights to name his creation, its a soft g, like jiff. upon learning this information, anyone still demanding its pronunciation be a hard g and refusing to adapt to the TRUTH is nothing more than an ignorant swine.
people throwing the argument of "jraphics" and such have zero foundation as many other acronym words are pronounced differently than the words they stand for, such as "scuba", "nato", and "pin" number. and people that claim "just because he named it, doesnt mean anything" i counter with the fact that people have names that are pronounced differently than how they are spelled, or even differently from somebody spelled the same way, such as "juan" or "louis"
get fucked nerds. soft g. facts.
>>685193898
I admire your thoroughness, anon. I also say JIF, like the peanut butter.
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ITT: Molestation Stories and General Naughty Confessions
Be me
16 years old
Family BBQ, everyone on the patio, in the yard
Go back inside to my mom's room, next to the kitchen
10 years old sister napping on the bed.
She's wearing bright yellow leggings.
Swear, I'm not and have never been a pedo but my little sister has an amazing round little bubble butt.
I was a horny fucker and got off on the naughtiness of my grandparents, parents, siblings, cousins and aunts and uncles being less than 30 yards away.
I climb onto the bed and spoon her.
Unzip my pants, pull them down to my boxers.
I place my boner inbetween her cheeks, as best I can.
Gently hump away.
Hear someone enter the kitchen.
Grandma calls me.
Stay quiet, keep humping.
Cum into my shorts.
Go back to my room to eat BBQ, play video games and ignore my family.
>>685193771
Bumping for interest. More people with stories (real or fake) pls...
bumperoo
>>685193771
bump
