Describe your penis with a movie title
>8 Mile
>>673951295
>very close and extremely loud
Titanic
Cumshots throughout the day
Wtf is this faggot...
Impressive.
But, 19 hours after the first one?
You need to got at least once an hour.
>>673948683
But I had other stuff to do :(
Deutschland Faden - Die Nacht
>>673943664
danke OP°
wieso sind so viele noch da, es ist dienstag unter der woche
>>673943931
Alles Studenten und Loser hier
>>673943931
Ja, Herr Bernsteyn-Judenshekel wird wütend sein wenn du morgen schon wieder nicht ausgeschlafen bist wagie. Mach dich auf Überstunden gefasst
Missing her anon?
I'm over it because I'm not a bitch
I wasn't until you brought it up faggot shes dating a super Christian so doubt it
Get over feelings you sad fucks, thats why you losers never achieve anyhing in life and youll never be alpha because alphas fuck and forget and when they get dumped or hurt they move on and fuck some more.
Share your deepest darkest secrets.
Also general porn thread
Me and me friend jerked off his family dog until he came. We were 11 and 10.
He was old and we were scared we'd get caught if he had a heart attack, but he didn't.
>>673949632
my mom's car tried to friend me in the back of her finger.
I fap in the shower, been doing it for over a year because its so easy to clean up, its starting ti clog and im afraid the landlord will see and kick me out or some shit
What are your final words?
>>673938282
I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
'Cmon! We all know death is a lie anyways!
>>673938282
what you gotta do? stab me?
posting for anons on last thread
2/9
friend
Best of 4chan thread
More like worst of 4chan
>>673933525
HO BOY HE BURNED YA.
>>673933525
space nigger
ITT: more of this dank maymay
please :(
>>673949124
bump
Hold right there comrade!
We've had reports of german spies around here, show my your service papers and you can go.
Singles: Alright comrade, you're clean, go about your duties.
Dubs (Even): Fucking fascist! Guards, detain him! Interrogate him later!
Dubs (Odd): What are you doing here soldier!? Your papers say you should be on lookout duty! Execution by sundown for deserting your post!
Trips: Ah, the new commander it seems, welcome to our division, your barracks should be on the other side of the camp.
Trips(99 & 00): What? You're here to relieve me and take my position? Very well comrade.
Quads: Comrade Stalin! I am sorry I did not recognize you! You have my deepest apologies, I will make sure we root out these fascists.
Gimme the quads
Kill yourself
ricketyroll
what's your sexual fantasy /b/ ?
Pegging
>>673954810
slavery
>>673955017
faggot
Last 3 digits is how much they charge you for a threesome, in American Dollars
>>673953405
roll i guess
>>673953405
intredasting
K
Chubby Thread
anyone interested?
New loli thred
pics you can always fap to
