Let's start off with I will deliver, but I need your help.
I have immigration court tomorrow and me and my family might be deported, but since we own a home (no mortgage) we would be given time to sell it and then get out of the country. If we cant sell my home, I'm going to burn it down before my flight back to my country because I put a lot of work, A LOT, to make my home beautiful and I will NOT give the government my home for free! So /b/, I need a way to burn down my house, maybe like a timer or something that will set off a fire or explosion to destroy my house while I'm boarding my plane.
I will deliver like I said, but it must work and I can't be blamed for it.
Come on /b/, give me some bad ass ideas.
Bump. Curious to see what people say.
bumpidy bump
Drench in gasoline and throw a match in that bitch
ITT - you nostalgia, you lose. you lose, you contribute.
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*press start*
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
>>690496892
My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Boxxy
>>690496892
your 'queen', fat as fuck.
>>690497072
That's not her you fucking faggot that's just a fat bitch trying to impersonate her.
Alright /b/ thoughts on tonight's episode?
>>690500952
Bout. Fucking. Time.
>>690500952
Probably sucks just like the rest of the series
>>690501156
Go suck-start start a shotgun please and thank you
I'm going to kill myself here's my personal information
Full name Anderson Rafael Santos
Brazil Piracicaba SP, number 1572,apto 22
Social Security number on reply
I'll take you money
lol don't bro, why so sad?
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Happy Father's Day
I love you dad
>>690503466
Oh-uh~
>Such a lust for revenge.. WHOOO?!
I'll try to be as safe as I can
Hey /b/ros can you post more like this
I'm on board with this
>>690497944
bump
got this, any use to you?
Friends you want to fuck
>>690503235
>implying any of these people would stand near you let alone be your friend
Kik sloots
WhySocrABBY
>>690497667
Does not respond.
yes she does
teens.
>>690501494
bump
>>690501494
I like very much
>>690506592
>2:56
i cant believe you even attempted that OP
>>690506592
If I had a nickel for every time I came on my desk and accidentally on my speakers which are expensive--from watching this video Id have 25 FUCKING CENTS.
>>690506592
wowzers! i was going to fuck me dog but this shit is AMAZING pls be in london
>>690506592
Oh man this is brutal (although strangely arousing).
Welcome to Hogwarts
Singles are filthy muggles, not allowed in
00 11 and 22 are Hufflepuff
33 44 and 55 are Ravenclaw
66 and 77 are Slytherin
88 and 99 are Gryfindor
Trips gets to bang Hermione
Gyrifindor get
>>690504788
damn son your on with your gets
>>690504788
Rollerino
Can we get a ass thread
Name a better youtuber
Literally anyone. Onision is a complete ass the majority of the time. He's Leafy level of obnoxious.
JustinBieberVevo
>>690491338
Bait harder
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
>>690494646
Nigga thats from teletubbies
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