MILF thread continued
Make my mom yalls whore.
Gilf jeananne
New celeb fap thread!
>>675456117
nice job
Suicide time. I'm a 60kg female with
780mg dihydrocodeine
690mg nefopam
And lots of wine. Any of you know if this is enough to ensure death and not just brain damage?
boobs or gtfo
>>675464377
if you want brain damage... i'll gladly give you some with my cock
>>675464377
>oh good
>because it had been almost 45 seconds since the last socially-stunted foreveralone faggot posted a "im gunna an hero guise!" thread
Fuck off with this cringe.
>inb4 290 gullible idiot spergs spend the next hour screaming for tits, timestamps and sharpies in poopers
>>675464530
EDIT:
>289 gullible idiot spergs
>>675464639
>288 gullible idiot spergs
big tits thread
xray please
Waifu claiming thread. Version 2.0
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Personification of perfection claimed.
>Juri/Street Fighter anon
>Claimed
>Making the most out of nothing.
Incest Thread? Haven't seen a proper one recently. Share your pics and greentexts.
>be 14, sister 13
>parents are at neighbours place, leaving us alone to sleep
>be bored, cant sleep, check if sister is still awake
>she still up, ask her if she wants to play something
>she agrees
>we build a fort under her bed
>start playing doctor, im the patient
>she takes of my shirt and listens to my heartbeat with a toy stethoscope
>touches my stomach, chest and legs and I pop a boner
>she asks why I have a boner
>tell her that I have been feeling sick and "it's been like that for days"
>she asks me if she can pull down my pants and take a look. I nod and she pulls them down
>underageteenbonerpopsout.gif
>she looks at it, plays around and keeps pulling back my foreskin
>says she can make it better and strokes it a little
>she gets up and pulls off her pyjama pants, revealing a smooth pussy, not one hair on there
>sits on my dick, trying to get it inside but doesnt quite work
>help her put it inside, its tight, I can see it hurts her
>she moves up and down a little, quietly panting
>continues until I cum inside her
>she says im cured and I help her clean up the mess
We done it a couple times, I also have stories of my cousin
Will tell more, but I also wanna read other stories
>>675462495
Nigga Imma call you Oculus, cause i ain't buyin it.
bump
>>675462722
whatever man, your choice to believe it or not
What's so bad about murder /b/?
>>675462393
Bump
>>675462393
Bump bump
>>675462393
That kills people anon
Wincest Wednesday.
Choose a celebrity that you wanna see in a sex tape, and we start raising enough money for them to do it by starting a gofundme page.
Trips winner gets the choice.
>My Vote is Christina Hendricks
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Pete Burns
>>675454433
Amy Adams
ITT post a pic of one of the most beautiful women ever.
no shemale is allowed. ever. these women are sexy and WOMEN.
Friends you'd fuck part 3 last thread hit limit
>>675459738
do you have more of her?
The girl I was about to date is so perfect. But her parents won't let her date a older guy like me...I think I love her, and she feels the same, this is killing me.
What should I do... they literally kicked me out of the house when I first met them.
>>675460069
Fuck off with this cringe, you massively lonely 14 year old retard.
If dubs give up
>>675460069
ok I'll bite - what are your ages?
Help me wrap my head around this brethren. What's now being dubbed as Brussels 9-11 went off. We all stand together, blah blah. Our reaction is filling the streets and subways of NYC with heavily armed police and military.
Why? Is it to actually make people feel more safe or is it to compensate for a complete lack of intelligence? Is this absolutely necessary?
>>675455170
did you see what happened to the people in paris who had no guns? check and mate
>>675455170
Move and it's not your problem anymore ftp
>>675455329
and yet in america we have guns and have more than one mass shooting per day
You're driving to work and this guy arrests you because he suspects that you're under the influence of illegal dubs
what do
You can't search my car officer
>>675459775
officer, am i being detained?
>>675459775
only singles here, sir.
*tip fedora and drive off*
YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcpBPyA2gFA
