>be me
>40 years old
>still a virgin
>rock hard abs, 6'2
>6.5 inch penis fully erect, 4 inches flacid
>making 300k a year
>nice condo in NYC
What am I doing wrong, /b/?
Try Guys Anon!
>>690951506
You're clearly gay.
>>690951742
I don't have any sexual impulses to have an intimate relationship with the same sex...
whats it like having a small pee pee? is it depressing or what? have you ever been laughed at?
wouldn't blowjobs feel better with a small winky?
tell me of your travels small-willied anons.
Never had a problem with girls wanting to do stuff. No one's laughed, but then again I don't date trash.
And no, I'm not a fan of blowjobs.
11 Sexual partners, 26 years old.
>>690948565
>not a fan of blowjobs
Really? I kind of prefer blowies over sex sometimes.
>>690948181
In the few short years of my life i'd say i've never had issues with my dick size.
Sure I dislike it, I'd prefer to be bigger, but i'm not in tears over it, I own that shit and I go hard motherfucker.
I'm not really into head, so it's just kind of "whatever" to me.
As for being laughed at, no, never got laughed at yet
fb fap thread
go on xvideos u fucktard
Always wanted these two to spitroast me between two strapons
drawthread
i miss sergal
which is better
gib requests
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>690944995
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
claimed
>tfw someone married the cutest and the meaniest waifu
Superior autism claimed! <3
>>690952368
Naps are always good. ~ Haven't heard of that show previously, it any good?
>>690952372
You better make me proud! . ^ .
Hey there, /b/
Going to practice my Patrick Warburton impression a bit more today.
Give me some things to say!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aPz41aGmdC
Well, I'm better than the Nigerians. I just delivered a shipment of two genders off one of my ships.
>>690945167
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RDJd9j3Kcc
>>690945446
Bump
How do you even get a girlfriend in the social media age?
>>690947721
Fuck off g hannelius guy
I FEEL THIS
but don't buy into the social media hype anon. it's an unreal worldview. just make honest friendships with girls and you'll learn to love female company. within a couple years u may have a gf. peace
>>690948063
I have no facebook. Girls are going to think I'm weird.
What kind of grinder do you have anons?
>Also general stoner thread
>>690950122
I use the free one you get from puffitup and then the storz n bickel grinder
>>690950122
heres mine, 4pc
>>690950459
Beautiful, what kind of bud you have anon?
Look out /b/, there's a sniper somewh-
>>690949985
Oi, mate, I got this. I'm this troops sniper, and I'll shoot this guy do-
Where is he, I don't see anyth-
Okay, I think he's reloadi-
Name the last song you listened to but add "in my pants" to the end.
>>690949496
The the ?
Universal Solider in my pants
>>690949496
we've got a funnyman on the loose here
The southern states are generally uncultured, uneducated, and unhealthy. Prove me wrong.
How am I supposed to prove something wrong that's objectively correct?
>>690945839
>deleware
>maryland
>"southern states"
Moron.
"A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed"
>what does /b/ think of the 2nd amendment?
>militia
>well-regulated
It's fine, you know? It's part of what sets America apart, and we should be as proud of it as we are of the first ammendment.
However.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with passing smart laws to help keep guns out of the wrong hands. Things like a 5 year waiting period for anyone that has been recently removed from the terrorist watch list, or people on no-fly lists.
It's not as though the constitution or the language of the amendments are absolute. The supreme court has already decided this. If you want a simple example, it was made illegal to shout "fire" falsely in a theatre, clearly against the first ammendment, right?
Normies from my HS having a drinking party. How do I let the cops know anonymously so I can fuck up these faggot's summer? Seriously 10/10 chicks and chads, faggots need a leash.
you call the cops and anonymously give them the details
You fuck off and get a life you sad fucking loser
What movies has /b/ walked out of early?
>pic very fucking related
>>690948807
Ultraviolet. What absolute hog shit.
>>690948807
yeah, that fucking movie is the worst of all time, also the AVGN movie i barely watched the beggining
Flash Gordon. Not even Queen could save it.
I've decided to go on a mass shooting rampage on /b/ because there is too many faggots.
Singles escape alive.
Dubs get shot and killed.
Trips becomes my raped hostage.
Quads becomes the hero of /b/
Roll if you dare!
me me me
>>690951793
Kill me, please
>>690951793
I will become an hero
