what the fuck why there are no loli thread this is a bullshit
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/213/
Requesting Splatoon Inklings
A loli falls in love with her oniichan.
Unable to confess, she is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at each of her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is...
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the hell is a creep bread
Creep feet ok?
>>689861718
Gross
Friends you'd fuck 2
Carolina.
This
ITT: We tell the sickest jokes ever. Even for /b/.
What do you call someone with no body and just a nose
Nobody knows
>>689865135
how do you get a jewish girls number?
you roll up her sleeve
Hunger games thread
Post 24 tributes with a name and image to fill up the roster
A Niggerton of Niggers
Playboy Plug
Tyler1
If trips ill share n00dz
K.
>>689866449
New stuff?
>>689866449
Trips get
Blizzard Employee here.
Trips gets our exact World of Warcraft subscriber number.
60k make your game not shit pls
>>689866690
It's in the million range
>>689866517
Pretty sure this is bait but... Enlighten us!
Just make legion good fgts and give us legacy servers
new celeb bread
because it is right thing to do
selena's feet
Any Emma feet?
Well, about 3 months ago I told you faggots I was about to get 750 billion dollars from my pervert grandpa who molested me as a kid. After a series of hearings and signing shit...It's official....I am one of the richest motherfucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time.. but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right?
>Roll trips and get 5k sent to your paypal.
>Roll quads and get 35mill sent to your paypal account.
yasss
That's Fucking Crazy
You know what would be fun. We should link Isis to gay porn so that's all they'll see whenever they Google themselves.
>>689849592
I suggest we go to a mosque, and start sucking each other's dick. I'm pretty sure in the Quran it says that if they witness adultery they've got to kill themselves. Let's all just start getting gay with each other.
>>689849592
I'd rather links fags to Isis so whenever they look for gay porn they get pictures of terrorists
You're onto something.
What's the reason y'all dont have a girlfriend yet?
>be 24
>virgin
>bisexual, so double pathetic
>raised my whole life in church feeling like sex is wrong
>have very taboo fetish
>also homeschooled
>still never even dated
>anxious about everything sex related, almost afraid
>anxious...
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I,ve had several partners in my 20 years
Right nos Im single and o lost my confidence when taking to new girls, Im still a Virgin but Im not even worried About, worriyng About sex its not recommended, just fucking find a hobby and drink, try to be a bit more careless
>>689852706
Fucking finally, someone commented.
I'm not worried about ever having sex, I'm worried if I'll be able to ever enjoy it. Had no experience ever and I cower out every time I'm given an opportunity...
And why u single, mate?
literally only one reason: money
almost no girl will take you seriously unless you have a good income. sure you can hop into short term relationships or bang random bitches, but anything beyond 3-6 months and the girls start evaluating their future with you and if you can financially support them or not. been dumped countless times for not making enough money. at this point im just glad to be single and able to fuck around. relationships are tremendously overated. everyone wants one and everyone in them wants out. its stupid rare to find a girl you could actually spend...
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ITT: Share your greentext stories.
I'll start:
>be 17
>in band, because why not
>1st period class, so I'm tired as fuck
>find out we're doing nothing that period
>fuckyes.jpg
>go to percussion room
>nap.jpg
>bomb ass nap, made a bed out of mallet and timpani covers
>30...
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>>689852763
>because he does have good weed
What a champ
>>689852763
Probably shouldent hang around druggies you fucking nerd.
>>689853091
>Weed
>Druggies
No Rekt Thread? Lets Fix That
Lazy, dirty low-life that lives amongst piss bottles reporting in. Will post images from earlier...
Ask me anything
How do I find the holes in an exponential function?
>>689848069
What's your Job?
You mad black bois?
Bleached
My word that's a fine specimen. She's welcome to have a jolly good rogering from me any time of day. Splendid!
>>689845233
She's a real cutie. Name?
>>689846613
Likewise old chap. I imagine her subtle lips to be soft and her glossa a fine texture perfect for stimulating the glans. Simply divine I must say.