How do I find the holes in an exponential function?

>>689848069
What's your Job?

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>>689848262
Divide by zero

why don't you just start off by filling one garbage bag a day and taking it out?

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>>689848413
I have been unemployed for the last 4 months. Before that was Web dev

Why do you live this way?

What's your diagnosis?

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What are you planning to do with all the piss?

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>>689848069
Ugh, even if I wanted to do this, I just couldn't.

I don't hate myself THAT much.

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>>689848788
Because I stopped caring about anything...

>>689848516
See above

>>689848867
if you let it sit in the open air for like 5-6 months it'll start to glow

Do you ever kick some trash, get pissed and start cleaning everything in a fury?

Why do you live like this?

>>689848069
When are you planning on getting your life together? Or have you given up?

How much do you way now? Looks like a bunch of empty cans in that shithole you live in.

>>689848069
any of that stuff for sale? i could really use that little desk fan you have.

>>689849212
way too much probably

>>689848069
I bet it smells great

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What happens when you bring women home from the bar?

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>>689848867
Donate it to asshole neighbor maybe?

Bed

What does your girlfr...oh wait never mind.

>>689848786
So then how the fuck do you pay rent to live in that shit hole of yours?

You're not thinking of suicide right? Be strong brother.

>>689848262
if you mean the asymptotes then you must find where the equation will be undefined,
so if there is a denominator where:
x - 1
if x equals 1 then you will be dividing by zero and that will not work
in this case the asymptote will occur at x = 1, the points on the plot will get closer and closer to it but will never reach it.

>>689849514
pic of that "thank you" bag with the meh face

>>689849603
Good shit.

>>689849499
>thinking hes not a virgin

>>689849499
i'm the chloroform numbs the shock a little bit

>>689849001
Jesus dude, that's sad. You can be better than bottled piss, you need to find some motivation and I hope you find it soon bro.

Also dubs says drink a bottle of piss.

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>>689849060
No
>>689849212
I "way" ~160lbs
>>689849295
Some, but not fans..
.>>689849499
Friends, and "guests" only see office and living room

>>689848786
>web dev
>dev
imblyign

>>689850033
You don't have the typical NERD station so wtf happen who fucked you over or why are you giving up ? Nerds don't drink beer either

>>689850033
How old are you? How tall? What race?

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>>689850000
chloroform quads

What games do you have on N64?

>>689850033
show us the office and living room.

Do you live in a city?

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>>689849661
Savings...

>>689848069
Answer my fucking question. Where do you live and give me all your video game shit.

>>689850422
So what will you do when your savings runs out? It won't last forever

>>689850033
>
the fuck is going on with that harddrive?

>>689848258

why do you have empty VHS cases?

>>689848069
fuck man, and i though my room was a mess just by having papers all over the place

At what point will you willingly check yourself into an in patient service?

>>689849001
I was like this for a fair while. Worse than this actually. I pissed in bottles also, I hated going outside my room in fear of running into someone. I felt so much guilt and shame. And it didn't help that my sister was an abusive fucking bitch. Things changed and got a bit better when my sister was involuntarily committed due to her abusive behaviour, but it is still bad even after she got diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder and paranoid schizophrenia

>>689850383
I've been asking this since last thread. He lives in NY

>>689848786
Hey I'm trying to become a web dev myself. Will be starting the process next month. Mind helping me out?

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>>689850375
The ones worth having. Smash Bros, Mario 64, Mario Kart, Golden Eye, Resident Evil 2, Zelda OOT + Majora's Mask, Perfect Dark...

>>689850383
No

>>689850203
K

>>689848069
Do you by any chance like Gatorade?

>>689850889
I could relate. I was once a fat filthy fucker who slept around piss bottles and had roaches all over my room. Hated going outside. But then I just changed all of the sudden and stopped being lazy.

>>689851015
why dont you use a toilet? also why dont you collect your shit?

>>689850916
>>689848786
Hey I'm trying to become a web dev myself. Will be starting the process next month. Mind helping me out?

Start collecting bottles to piss in.

>>689851197
If you recall from your earlier thread I did mention how I enjoyed piss bottles and would be living that lifestyle soon.

>>689850288
>>689851015
Answer my shit

>>689848069
nice chair m8 sitting in that same exact model right now.

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>>689850916
Help with what?

>>689850787
If I become suicidal

>>689851133
Cause lazy

>>689851632
drink a bottle?

>>689848069
Tbh its not that bad.

>>689848786
Nobody says shit about mario kart. Fucking homos

>>689851632
Help with what web devs do

>>689851130
Fat and filthy...?
Hate going outside..?
Solution stop being lazy.

That is such superficial and shallow advice.

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>>689851489
Answer what? No one fucked me over. This shit has been fun. Ever lived a double life?

>>689851632
>if
>then
>end

Thats a fine line man, keep your eyes wide open for it

>>689849001
why did you stop caring about anything? how can we help you get back on your feet anon?

>>689851879

nigger the smash bros box under the trash is probably worth more than the mario kart cartridge.

>>689848069
judgin by the mess that you have there are some possible escenarios:

1.- your mom/dad spoiled you so damm much that she used to do your room and such, so now she(he is not around you just dont know the fuck to do with your life. You're such a depressed person due your lack of job and very probably also lack of sexual life

2.- you are a lazy fat ass with no "order" notion and dont give a fuck about anything around you. Also probably that you were rised alone like mom and dad didn't gave a fuck about you.

3.- you're a fag

Shitty question but im desperate.

Could you buy me mortal kombat x on g2A, its pretty cheap

[email protected]

>>689852044
gee bill
2 gameboys!

Serious question to all the piss-bottling shut-ins: How fucking hard is it to put garbage in a trash can, and take the trash can out to the dumpster when it's full? You could raise your quality of life to "not living in fucking squalor" just by that tiny effort.

tl;dr - Why do you live like a faggot?

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How many cans of Chef Boyardee is it going to take before you kys?

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>>689852251
If you are talking about worth the SDCC exclusive Friday the 13th figure >>689851632 and Jonathan Adler Dragon menagerie is worth far more...

>>689852641
We are a social breed. Without companionship depression sets in. Who's the faggot now, feygele?

Trump or Hillary?

>>689852398
1 describes me perfectly except I have sex frequently. Just not at my house

>>689852771
I ask myself that every week or so.

>>689849760
Can you briefly explain MacLaurin series?

>>689852044
AHHHHHH MOTHERFUCKER STORY TIME >GREEN TEXT STORY

OR NOT JUST FUCKING TELL US WHAT IS YOUR DOUBLE LIFE

>>689853301
Ib4 I can't

>green text

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>>689852948
Hillary will win...

AV2HDMI for N64 to monitor...

I have a piss bucket.

>>689848069
The room of a man child who's parents have accepted that he will live with them until they die and then become homeless.

>>689852416
Bump

>>689852812
neca figures are breddy gud to be honest.
i have some gears of war ones in my game room that were given to me as gifts.

it's a shame you live in such squalor. i see some nice boxes here and there that you could display but it's all just in piss bottle piles kek.

Who else pisses in the bathtub/sink because they are too lazy to aim?

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Why the hell do you need that many copies of Oot3d?

>>689850646
Gonna eat it with bbq sauce baby

OP you are NOTHING compared to fridgebro

Your house is clean. Nothing special here.

>>689852416
Come on OP

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>>689853594
I obviously do not live at home. You must be new friend.

>>689853301
Double life as I have a healthy social/sexual life and no one has any idea of my shitfest bedroom. Want to see my cock?

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>>689853472
God damn it OP you bought a gas station lunchable? That's crossing the fucking line, kill yourself now.

>>689852962
so I can say that there has been a long long while since you had a serious relation ship. Sex is more for "recreative" than "emotional" purposes. If that is true then you are not a very social skilled guy, maybe have less than 2 or maybe none of good friends in life. You do not sleep well, you are not eating properly, you dont give a fuck of what happens with you by the time... I can tell you tried to have a good body but you soon gave up and thats why there is a lifting bar on the background buried by the mountains of trash. Also i bet all my money your breath smells worst than a corpse.

If all that has been said is right, you have an aufull healt condition, probably wont last one minute joging, your hair surely is brittle, your nails week, your teeth are fucked up due the lack of protein on your food.

You wont go far away than 5-8 years if keep with that life style.

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>>689854088
Damn. I've been scouring the other pictures for an address. Not to fuck with you, just out of curiosity. Op is fucking gnarly.

Do you mostly smoke indoors?

>>689853803
I will sometimes piss while having a shower.

I went to this "special school" and I car pulled with this kid. One morning I get to his place and he is just hopping out the shower. His mum goes into the shower and sees a wash cloth in the shower, and underneath was a big shit. He took a shit in the shower and covered it up with a wash cloth.

His step dad came down stairs and punched him in the head like 3 times

>>689854088
>Want to see my cock?
Only if you jam a cockroach in your peehole

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>>689853900
I have (I think) all copies/regions of OOT. Favorite game. Second to Link to the Past...

>>689854088
Look faggot we are giving you attention here post something fucking good or tell us more about what's going on you are not telling the whole story . STOP POSTING FUCKING PISS BOTTLES WE GET IT WE ALL HAVE PISSED IN A BOTTLE BECAUSE WERE SCARED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AT NIGHT

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>>689848786
>Mario kart 64
>OG zelda

>>689854571
I live just like this guy. My desk is covered in Monster cans filled with piss. One of which I accidentally took a drink of last week.

>>689854779
I've never pissed in a bottle because I'm scared to go to the bathroom at night.

>is dis not norml?

>>689854737

do you have carts of the different versions?
green and red blood ganon, mirror shields, no chanting fire temple or do you not care that much.

pretty good collection though would be 10/10 if you had all versions.

I am this man minus the piss bottles, thats just nasty dude.

Scared of what?

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>>689854867
PICS NAOW

>>689854867
Yes, I have also lived like this too.

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Fuck you

Isn't it more of a burden to live in all that. Must be uncomfortable as hell. Takes like less than an hour to clean all that. Its a small room.

>>689848069
do you have cats or dogs op?

>>689854867
Thats fucking nasty mate. Just sped 30 minutes and put it all in a fucking trash bag for fuck sake. Its not the end of the world. Clean that shit man...

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>>689855068
No, more interested in varying cover art

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>>689854600
The dubs have spoken deliver op

>>689855655
do your boxes have manuals?

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>>689855630
Wow you're right anon, please just explain how I "sped 30 minutes" and I'll get right on that.

>>689854088
Oh so I guess you're the reason we have so much roaches in this city. That and the broken garbage collecting system.

In what neighborhood do you live, if I may ask ?

So where in the city do you live

>>689855655
Shit nigga you got da games

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>>689855768
ok

How are all you filth-fags rolling in Gatorade?

>>689855630
Thanks, anon I'm actually going to take your advice.

>>689856823
Bullshit. Where are the piss bottles? What are you doing with pictures of someone else's cock?

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>>689856324
Bushwick BK

:D

>>689854324
I'm not OP fam, I just read your post and #1 hit me to the core.

>>689856823
Why is your house suddenly clean?

>>689856823
Wow, that's actually pretty nice. How many cm?

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>>689857091
Ok. Good thing people only have bedrooms or your logic might not be sound...

>>689857127
Is it nice ? Wanted to go there for the event a week ago but couldn't.

>>689856823
Guess that explains why you and your Tinder dates can afford to not give a shit about the state of your bedroom ?

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Op do you have melee?

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>>689857307
¿ 9 inches or so...

Check same Jonathan Adler llama cover from>>689849514

>>689857307
fag...wtf is wrong with you

>>689857487
simple timestamp will solve the problem

>>689857127
There we go. I knew you were in NYC specifically Brooklyn. Help me become a web dev and I'll give you nothing back in return aside from a Melee sparring partner

>>689858040

Never trust a motherfucker who wears button-fly pants.

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>>689858392
Like I said, what do you want to know?

I'm near Roberta's Pizza

>>689848069
Is there a reason you live like this? Are you genuinely just a lazy pig or do you suffer from depression?

If you cleaned it all up and kept on top of it I can guarentee your depression will improve 10 fold if that's the case. A tidy home is a happy one which is a cliché saying but it's true.

what is your relationship with alcohol?

>>689858717
Ah you're in the weird middle zone. Come over to billburg. How shit is the job? Tutor me in all things coding. In starting a bootcamp prep next month. I'm prepared to give the next few years of my life away.

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>>689858642
Lol, don't be mad at me you can't afford Lucky Brand jeans..

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>>689855655
>biff

Living the dream OP?

>>689858717
>15$ for a Margherita

I'll never understand why some people wait for more than 20min to even get seated.

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>>689859658
Living lovely aside from this shit.
Trust me, NY girls are all about hook up and no commitment (career focused). BK chicks are even more loose (polyamorous) TRUST

Lol pic related

I think yall got baited.......

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>>689860202
That's what the bar is for...

(same girl from above)

>>689860535
Any video?

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>>689860566
How?

At least you're on the American Spirits. They actually fight cancer very effectively

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>>689857487

>>689860815
I guess I'll understand that once I have enough money to spend on booze and food at the same time.

>>689860535
Good catch. So, is there a different method to pick up a workaholic girl ?

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>>689861052
Can't, but here is ass...

>>689861837
And?

>>689862133
Texan=prolly lying.

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>>689861489

I guess this already was a cringe thread

>>689848069
Why can't you just go to the bathroom? it's probably easier to go to the bathroom than peeing in a bottle

>>689849001

Is your PS1 chipped?

>>689862260
That plate is from my 1-2 years in New Braunfels 8 years ago. Lying? ok...

If dubs, faggot OP takes a drink on livestream out of one of the bottles.

this looks like viral fake, it's like someone took a clean apt. and dirty-fied it

probably apple juice

>>689862634
If odd number you punch your dick

>>689862634
Do eet >>689862779

>>689862779
I did, I actually did it a little hard.(not my dick)

>>689862991
K
Well heading out for a smoke. Any last questions or pic requests?

>>689863151
>>689862415
Answer

>>689863151
Let's see your teeth

>>689863151
>>689862097
Well this, and see you on the Mermaid Parade I guess.

>>689848069
I have that same chair

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>>689863281
Because fuck the bullshit...

Posts a thread bout piss bottles
says lazy and depressed
has savings
own house
fit body, big dick
fucks yummy woman
evident he can do what he wants
pity me

KYS

K

first world problems

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>>689851015
>Ones worth having..... .....Golden Eye

>>689850716
yeah no shit, when i realize i have four pop cans on my desk i get pissed and get out the cleaner and do a full spray down

>>689863151
You are a stinking pig. How much did you pay the poor woman whose picture you have displayed above?

>>689863795
Never wanted pity. Just funny how people "see" others and get jealous. No one even knows the garbage within my room and yet envy is still apparent...

>>689863795
KEK

K

>>689852917
It's still you, you fucking lazy filthy faggot.

>>689864231
I paid her in mL
She is a squirter. Want to learn? All girls can squirt...

>>689852044
i sort of get where OP is coming from, regarding living a double life. i have a decent job and lots of friends, about as normal and average as a guy can get. i also have a room in my house packed full of dresses, wigs, and all sorts of sissy costumes, as well as a big bed with a webcam/laptop set up on it where i do gay4pay.

no one knows about it, and i feel like a superhero all the time

>>689863656
Just fuckin walk to the bathroom it's not hard, it's literally easier than finding a bottle, pissing in it then finding a place to put it. You just walk to the bathroom, piss in the toilet then flush BAM your done no worries, all the motivation you need is the urge to piss, do you shit in bottles too? where do you shit? just go pee in the bathroom. If you want to be a degenerate so badly then just don't wash your hands after you piss in the toilet but just use the damn toilet for christ's sake, keep your pig stie a mess with food and trash or whatever the hell you have cluttering your place but just piss in the toilet, it's seriously easy as fuck.

>>689864669
>>689852917 wasn't me FYI

>>689864770
Why you mad tho?

>>689864707
mL ?

>>689864710
Its one thing to be a secret cross dresser. Its another to be a disgusting, unhygienic animal

>>689865117
millilitres of piss from his bottles. Stingey cunt loved his urine collection so much, he shared it with an eyedropper!

>>689865117
Milliliter is a unit of liquid measurement
:D

>>689865117
>Ameritard confirmed

>>689865404
That's just weird. But search: "Janis piss" on xvideo dot com.

You're welcome

>>689865559
I'm not.
>>689865117
I thought it could be something else, just saying mL made no sense. Milliliters of what, cum, adenochrome ?

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it is hard for me to comprehend how it is easier to find a bottle, aim, piss in it and deal with the terrible smell then walk 10 steps to the bathroom

>>689865705
Ok tardo...

>>689865868
And what nationality would be trying to insult me ?

>>689866016
"And what nationality would be trying to insult me ?"

Haha, I think it's safe to say everyone.
I'm American.

>>689864417
Does the pile up of garbage represent the feeling of garbage in you?

>>689866016
Hurry up with your idiotic, sophomoric response. I am going to bed soon

>>689866220
Oh, I'm sorry for you then.
>>689866461
Response to ? I'm willing to sleep too.

Can I come over and clean for you?

>>689866435
No. It represents humanity and it's altruistic future

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>>689848069

>>689866016
Basically any country that uses SI Units. So every country except Amerifat.

Holy shit I was here 2 hours ago.... This thread is still alive??

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>>689857127
Weird.... Evergreen ave here.

>>689867020
>This thread is still alive??

I am surprised OP is, given the filth and depraved excremental squalor he lives in

Why do you live? You should kill yourself.