I,ve had several partners in my 20 years

Right nos Im single and o lost my confidence when taking to new girls, Im still a Virgin but Im not even worried About, worriyng About sex its not recommended, just fucking find a hobby and drink, try to be a bit more careless

>>689852706
Fucking finally, someone commented.

I'm not worried about ever having sex, I'm worried if I'll be able to ever enjoy it. Had no experience ever and I cower out every time I'm given an opportunity...

And why u single, mate?

literally only one reason: money

almost no girl will take you seriously unless you have a good income. sure you can hop into short term relationships or bang random bitches, but anything beyond 3-6 months and the girls start evaluating their future with you and if you can financially support them or not. been dumped countless times for not making enough money. at this point im just glad to be single and able to fuck around. relationships are tremendously overated. everyone wants one and everyone in them wants out. its stupid rare to find a girl you could actually spend a long period of time with without either being completely changed as a human, giving up your life, or losing your soul

>>689853250
I believe it.

A relationship is rarely about the person anymore. A relationship has become what the other person can get out of you..

Literally the #1 problem with people today: selfishness.

>>689852706
Its sad. I used to crush ass like nothing. But when you have dry spells, they just wreck your confidence and ability to pickup new girls. Even when i feel like im being confident, the new girls just dont seem to have any interest in me whatsoever beyond a friendship object. Chicks only want you when youre with other chicks, so if youre on a dryspell, of course they dont want you

I read a study that showed only 25% of all men age 21 are getting laid, yet 50% of women are getting laid because the women are all fucking the same guys. Its so fucking stupid.

>>689853547
yea my last girlfriend refused to get intimate with me at all (like as in give herself to me emotionally and have intimate moments). she straight up said shit to me in the end like 'you have no ambition' just because i wasnt enrolled in school or anything despite her knowing damn well i couldnt afford school and was working a job while also looking for a better job. she basically just got comfortable dating a rich guy before me and missed all the comforts of dating a guy who supplies her with everything

girl before that was an asian girl. her family made her leave me cuz im not a rich doctor or anything. said she should be looking for husband material. oddly enough, they were broke ass motherfuckers and literally the only time she ever ate food was when i bought her food cuz they were too broke to feed her

>>689854128
oh and i wanna add that they both said i treated them better than any guy they ever met before and i was a total catch. rofl. women are so fucking stupid. they dont realize they have something good till its too late, then they hit 30 and realize how much they fucked up and how bad they want that good thing again. guess you shouldnt have been a gold digger or dated nothing but assholes then huh!

>>689851973
I dunno OP
bitches asked me before I reject them always and in the end they all of them ended pregnant before reaching 18
I can Post stories of all the times when that happened if anyone interested

>>689854391
Let em go. Let em run and try to find "that perfect guy..."

Tell you hwat he's gonna be just as selfish as her, if not moreso. Just watch the disaster. Watch their foundation crumble.

I do have one but shes pissed with me right now because i make her take nudes daily

>>689854783
watching one lose her shit and join the army and the other get fat was justice enough for me. unstable creatures running around the world wrecking peoples lives like tornados. ive learned to read the red flags these days. its probably why i dont date nearly as much as i used to

>>689855016
Youre maturing. There are sometimes clear indicators. They turn crazy over nothing and crush hearts without second thought.

Lucky for me to be able to learn all this before I even start dating. Im OP, /b/ro. Hopefully I learn from you all and my friends alongside my personal experiences...

>>689855509
yea when were younger we dont give a fuck and put our dicks in crazy. after getting burned repeatedly you learn its not worth it even though the sex is great. when you actually start looking for stable fun people to spend time with, you realize how shit the human race is and how few actual sane people there are

Kissless 20yo virgin checking in too. Never even been close to being in a relationship, I kinda already gave up. I can't even say I'm afraid of rejection or anything because I've barely ever even tried. I don't really give a shit about being a virgin.

>>689851973
Analysis Paralysis, mostly by questioning my own motivation in a sort of long term framework

>>689856072
Lower your standards and you won't be a virgin for long

>>689855924
Never had sex so I don't relate lol but I bet I have the same mentality you do about it all

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>>689851973
Got one that has really low self esteem and is chubby. Working on getting her /fit/, running with her every damn morning before her work and eating only healthy shit full of protien.

The sex is awful, she browses tumblr like most people breathe, and I treat her mentally more like a sister that I can molest consensually. Big fat titties are great fun.

>>689856710
You lowered your standards and caught u a live one to trim up for fuckin

>>689851973
Am gay
Hate gay culture
Impossible to find a gay man who hates gay pride

>>689856709
its funny cuz my younger friend just got into his hookup with everything that walks phase and hes trying to brag to me about how much pussy he gets, and im just over here laughing cuz his numbers arnt even remotely close to mine. not even by a mile, and im just watching him make all the same mistakes i made. dating crazy after crazy, has 2 psychotic stalkers, dated a meth junkie cuz she was giving him free shit. hes gonna learn the hard way and then one day come to me like 'damn bro, now i understand'

>>689851973
Had sexual relationships but im not ready for emotions
Im 18

>>689851973
So op what's your fetish?

What state are you in? I'm not a virgin and I want to take some virginities

please say Utah

I am dude looking to take some butthole virginities, to be clear

>>689857084
I know a gay guy you would love then lol

>>689858814
He anywhere near Denver?

>>689858681
Indiana bro

>>689851973
Cmon op, don't just tell us you have a taboo fetish and not follow through. Tell us, I'm sure you're not the only one.

>>689858657
Wanna try scat.

Most people instantly despise you after you tell them that and they treat you like a freak

>>689859221
And the other people that are into scat are weird looking and creepy and want to fucking eat scat...which is gross to me..

>>689859318
Do you just want to watch someone shitting, or do you wanna be in that shit?

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>>689851973
I have no idea why I don't have a significant other... I'm pretty attractive, but my personality is dull. I just want to be loved.

>>689859567
Id use it as lube but I can't stand the thought of it all over my body and in my mouth

>>689859318
You'll probably never find someone who likes scat unless you make that the only thing you look for in the girl and throw all other likes/dislikes to the wind not to many people are into that and the ones that are aren't 10/10s

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>>689851973
TOSHINO KYOKO

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I have my shit together (good career, car, condo) but I just can't be assed to spend my free time with somebody.

For me to actually care, I would need to fall in love really hard again like I did in my highschool/uni days (when I did date), which is stupidly naive maybe.

>>689859708
Very true

>>689859643
Dude, I would give you a chance. :)

>>689859701
Well I don't think you're weird op, as long as you're not eating shit.

>>689859567
However I would LOVE to watch someone shit. Like REALLY close lol

>>689860142
<3

Thanks anon. Even tho I know youre being sarcastic lol

>>689859851
no maybe. its def naive. relationships are terrible. its only remotely worth it if you find someone that has all the same hobbies, makes a good FRIEND on top of lover, and is actually trustworthy (which is stupidly rare these days) plus enjoys having their own space. sounds to me like youre not even capable of falling in love anymore either. i feel the same way. whats the point of investing so much of yourself and your time into someone. its better just to get some life experiences and do the things you wanna do without being held back.

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dont want one

>>689860639
>sounds to me like youre not even capable of falling in love anymore either.

Yeah, I actually wonder if this is the case. I don't even remember what it feels like being in love anymore.

Fuck man, you make a good point, and I always wonder if I'll die alone happily, or if there is ever a point where I'll change and starting dating again in spite of it all.

>>689861218
Is that what you tell yourself when you cry yourself to sleep alone in your bed for two you kissless 20 something year old virgin

Have one. It's not nearly as great as all of you virgins think. Just imagine a dog that never shuts the fuck up, takes your money, and at times seriously disgusts you. There, you've got a girlfriend.

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>>689861565
is it?

I've got this longtime friend. I shouldn't really call him a friend anymore after all the shit he pulls, but I still hang out with him cause my social life is shit.

He tells people behind my back that I'm gay. I've gotten after him a few times about it and questioned him and he denies it. Other people that I meet around him get that impression and probably stunts any possibility of hooking up with girls in that social circle or perhaps the town if the rumor is out. I think it's a case of defamation in that regard too.
What's worse is that his life is full of people that would take his word when I'm not around. I did see one girl, after chatting with a small group, tell her friend that I'm not gay after the first impression. Hopefully that occurs often enough in the future. It's a bad scenario because I'm past my mid 20s and it's not a junvinile joke. I heard this fucker even tell others that he hangs out with me occasionally, as in a negative light was brought towards him being associated with me.

>>689860639
just live your life. if youre meant to meet someone, then theyll stumble into your life and youll know. if not, who the fuck cares. its not like anyone should be having a child in this day and age anyways, and you dont need someone there on a daily basis thats just gonna be a drain on you.

people are so fucking fake and constantly looking for the next best thing these days that i dunno how anyone can try to be in a serious long term relationship anymore. just look at the divorce rates. its a joke. people dont know how to live in the moment and be happy with what they got. by choosing to just do your own thing and not waste time intentionally looking for relationships, youre saving yourself that bullshit and as you get older, more and more of your friends will become jealous of you for having it so good and being free

>>689862019
You're such a weak beta cuck.

Your friend shits on you, and yet you crawl to him because you need friends.

LOL. 4chan is all you need, faggot.

>>689859065
Nope. Oregon. Super cynical and everything. I'm not gay but he was a great friend

>>689862019
i have a friend thats the same way. he slanders me anytime were in a social group to cockblock me. hes trying to play alpha male and make all his friends feel like betas, but in reality hes just a sociopath that has no empathy or feelings for anyone but himself. hes fun to hang out with as long as theres no girls involved or people hes trying to impress around, otherwise he just turns into a shit talking douchebag that thinks hes being hilarious putting his friends down.

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>21
>Kissless virgin
>Fat
>Socially awkward

9 years till wizardry, ho!

>>689862632
i got laid through social awkwardness by doing lots of drugs and drinking. shit goes away so fast when youre rolling balls or blitzed. then the more you get laid the more your ego kicks in and pushes the social anxiety away

as for the weight, theres no excuse for being fat in this day and age when theres so much information available out there. stop eating shitty foods

Yeah dont have a gf at the moment either.

Being married and having a kid along the way kinda kills it.

Still wouldn't mind a quick fling on occasion, just for something different or to learn/discover a few new things that I could use to better my marriage.

>>689862844

That's one good way to completely destroy it

>>689861838
Oh wow you really bambozzled me there

>>689862814
Never been under the influence of anything except prescription medicine, and I don't really see a reason to.
I don't eat shitty food, I just don't burn the calories. Like at all.

>>689851973
My problem, i'm asexual.

>>689863240

Moving helps

>>689863240
thats what all fat people say. literally. all fat people. diet coke is not a diet food. if youre drinking anything other than water or tea, youre doing it wrong already

>>689862632
I high school I was always the edgy one wearing all black in the corner being silent got laid by some of the girls with major daddy issues social awkwardness is probably the only thing that got me laid

Go on /b/, whine about not getting any and being socially awkward. While on /b/. Actually asking advice. Amidst the rate my cock, trap tranny threads and people with severe asperagers. Good job OP.

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>>689863605
I'm not on a diet, nigger

>>689863019
True which is the other reason I don't have a gf.

Tho wife is pretty cool with me looking at porn and such provided its her that gets all the physical and emotional attention.

Still having a slightly more open marriage once every blue moon would be nice.

>>689851973
what is this anime called

>>689863721
then dont complain about being fat if youre not gonna do anything about it. if you wanna get laid start right this minute.

to be honest though, i work in retail and see tons of chubby/fat guys with cute girlfriends. you gotta want it

I don't have girlfriend because I like men

>>689851973
>stay indoors all day
>no job
>don't know how to drive car
>0 friends (yes I have 0 friends don't be like "i'm sure you have at least 1" no I don't have at least 1, i have ZERO friends)
>don't give a shit to get any friends
>don't give a shit to get a girlfriend
>don't give a shit to learn to drive

Why does it matter, you can just jerk off to porn, and save so much money. I can litterally have a new computer every year if I so desire, and never have to worry bout some bitch being like "PAY ATTENTION TO ME NAO!"

>>689863870
boku no pico

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>>689863945
When did I complain? I answered the OP, and I never stated that I wanted to get laid. Stop projecting, idiot.

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haha faggot

>>689864038
oh and I am 28, come at me bros

>>689864499
You are me in 7 years. Feels good man

>>689864499
>no job
how do you pay for shit? autism bucks or rich parents?

The last one I had dumped me and spread rumors so no girl wants me now rip.

>>689864097
anon pls

>>689864612
you mean neet bux? my mom is far from rich and i don't even talk to my dad, he left me before i was even 1 years old. I had a step father but we never really clicked, he was into sports, i was into video games.

>>689864697
yuru yuri

>>689864765
so you get neet bux? sounds nice

>>689853250

Incorrect about money lower your standards and stop aiming for a model or enjoy being a virgin pleb

>>689864038
lol im 33 and still dont drive. its hilarious how double standard girls are about driving when youre young. none of them fucking drive at all and expect to be chauffeured everywhere, but then when you flip it on them they look down on you. when youre older, some girls secretly judge you about it, but most of them have cars and dont care. ive had friends say to me 'how do you get laid so much when you dont even have a car and youre broke? i have both and cant get any!!!'

honestly, its been so long that i havnt driven that im actually afraid now. last time i got behind the wheel just to even move a car i drove like shit and the whole thing just felt awkward and shitty. i dunno how people do this shit regularly

>>689862631
Not a sociopath because you learn from those people. But he's a piece of shit that gets by because he doesn't look weird. A whiny fuck too. I bought that dude a burger once and he complained about the onions and peppers, refused to eat it.
He takes my conversations and words, twists them and tells other people about it. The fucker grabbed my few coins of change when I finished paying for some beer.
I'm gonna collect my stuff next time I'm over.

>>689864874
it is nice, its not hard to get, theres literally guides online if you search.

>>689864934
i mean if i tried, i probably could get laid, but i would rather spend my money to keep myself busy and out of trouble. Women are nothing but.

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>>689864795
thank you

>>689865218
watch its prequel first, bible black.

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Somewhat unrelated, just a random post by a drunken passerby
I dated my 1st high-school crush for about 6 years during school and after graduation
Then broke up when I was 24 and rebounded within 24 hrs to my 2nd high-school crush
Married her after being together for 4 years and have been married ever since
Now I'm 38 and marriage still going strong
Zero regrets, life is good, follow your heart, etc.

>>689864934
also i don't care if people judge me, i hardly go out anyways so they can judge me all they want. I won't see them again or remember them.

>>689851973
Just take cock up the ass like the submissive faggot you are

>>689865279
you wouldn't be getting drunk if you're life was so great, but keep telling yourself that lmao

>>689853250
>>689853547
>>689854128
>>689854391
>oh and i wanna add that they both said i treated them better than any guy they ever met before and i was a total catch. rofl.

lol. didn't read beyond that,don't want to lower my test
faggoats

>>689864914
clearly you didnt read what i wrote. most definitely not a virgin and ive had countless relationships. they just dont last because the girls start expecting you to support them or do everything. women say they want equality, yet they all secretly want someone thats gonna pay for stuff, make all the decisions, take them around the world, and someone they can prance in front of their parents while simultaneously rebelling against their parents

>>689864944
my sociopath friend twists stories all the time. he omits the parts where hes a complete irresponsible fuckup of an adult that cant handle even the most basic of responsibilities like not driving drunk or paying his rent on time, yet tells girls i never get laid (which he knows isnt true cuz he knew my ex i just broke up with 4 months ago) and im dirt poor.

>>689865279
how do you not get bored of each other?

I have a best friend and we talk to each other every day for the last 4 years. we're not in love or anything, but some weeks I just need lots of personal space

>>689865509
he's a liar, that's why he's drunk.

>>689865442
But getting drunk is just an enhancement to the norm.
Why would you think otherwise unless you're secretly depressed?
The act of getting drunk is not an admission to unhappiness, unless that person is who you already are and presume others to be, no?

>>689851973
>be 22
>virgin
>hetero, but find the idea of traps intriguing
>family left the church when I was twelve
>went from private, religious school to public school
>have been in several relationships in college, never went further than oral because I didn't want to fuck women who irritated the shit out of me
>will flirt and date every now and then just to see if I still can, usually works out, no great loss if it doesn't
>realize that I actually prefer being alone, can't stand obnoxious children, and have only met two people in my entire--admittedly short--lifespan that I never got sick of spending time with
>one of them is my fucking grandfather, the chillest bro ever
>the other is a girl who I got caught up in a confused tangle of mutual friendzoning with
>this shit went on for three years

To make a long story short, I'm a functional misanthrope who gets stressed out when more than four people I'm not directly related to are within twenty yards of the place I sleep. The time I spent in customer service was a nightmare, but it taught me how to deal with people and turn on the charm as needed. The only time I don't mind being around a bunch of people is when they're taking orders from me or following my lead.

Most of the relationships I've seen aren't that happy for the guy. Rarely, the two will actually enjoy each others' company for the most part and only have odd moments of tension...but more often than not, I see the guy patiently biding his time until he gets to fuck the chick again and just running damage control in the meantime. The relationship looks like work, essentially, and since even the functional ones seem to break down over time I'd rather stick to the lifestyle that brings me greater net happiness anyway--living single.

>>689865690
getting a buzz is an enhancement, getting drunk is not the same as a buzz, but nice try on that one.

>>689865743
>Most of the relationships I've seen aren't that happy for the guy.

they all eventually end up with a guy being reduced to a groveling bitch just to get laid. they start giving up everything that makes them them just to appease the woman or shut her up. either that or the guy ends up cheating because the bitch isnt giving him enough sex. its just a power play women use. almost all of them have the same endgame: to gain full control over the man. its hilarious when youre with a controlling bitch and you refuse to give in. theyre so used to men caving, that they completely lose their shit and throw hissy fits. ive thrown a couple bitches to the curb lately that were like this. i refused to take their shit and instead of acting like a decent human being and compromising with me, they just started fights that i refused to let them win at all costs

heres a list of why to get drunk
Which do you fall under?
>It helps them forget about unpleasant or difficult things in their life.
>It can help shy people overcome their awkwardness in social situations (or appear to)
>They like the buzz of being drunk.
>They feel smarter, suaver, more confident, funnier when they are drinking.
>They associate drinking with getting together with some friends.
>They want to have sex with people they don't care anything about. Being impaired helps.
>They like the feeling of the loss of emotional control. They believe they are "freer", more expressive, the loss of inhibitions releases their "ID".
>They seek an outlet for aggression and drinking is a precursor to provoking a fight.
>They are miserable...in their relationship, at work, at what they've accomplished (or not) in their life. They don't see a solution so drinking is a form of obscuring reality and is self-destructive.
>The ever popular peer pressure, especially in youth (13-21).

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Here's my story.

>I fall in love with a girl.
>Unable to confess, I'm gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number.
>Never minding the strange area code, I immediately call her, and I'm overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on me as well.
>But, the next day, when I recount the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at me with a perplexed expression.
>After some investigation, I find out that the girl I called is not the same girl I fell in love with.
>In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with my own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
>Hijinks ensue as we strike up a deal to give each other our darkest, most private secrets in order to equip one another with the weapons we need to conquer the heart of our other selves.
>While we chase our respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as we begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>689866012
Semantics, fine then. Not particularly "drunk" but perhaps "buzzed" by your definition.
It's "drunk" to me, and life is good. Sorry for your troubles atm, whatever they may be.
Happiness seems in short supply these days..

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>>689866154
>refused to take their shit

Good man. It really is that easy--don't sleep on the couch. Hold your ground. Value your pride as a man more than the pussy they practically give away anyway.

Life is SO MUCH better when you're not a spineless faggot.

>>689866206
btw all of which are pathetic, but you can keep telling yourself that its so wonderful.
>>689866322
I'm not at all depressed lol I just find it pathetic that you have to drink to be happy and use the excuse of it being an "enhancement"

>>689865509
Irregardless of whatever other jaded folks in this thread might think, we don't get bored of each other because we both recognize the stability we both provide.
We both have good jobs and we share common interests, more than enough to enjoy each others company on a daily basis.
I don't understand why people are so keen to discredit these days. It's sad.

I don't really want one, I just want to be strong in character so I can better get the things that I want.

>>689866431
"Pathetic" twice in one post.
Despite what you may feel inside, you are not pathetic. Stop and smell the flowers once and a while and fuck the haters. Maybe not literally though, lol, unless that's your thing..

>>689866321
FINDS

>>689866321
Even the president approves of Keit-ai.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466024808165.webm

>>689866321
Stop posting Keit-ai because it's already an anime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k

>>689866321
oh fuck, keit-ai followed me here to /b/

>>689866321
>>>/a/

don't care for relationships.

>>689866321
[spoiler]Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/[/spoiler]

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>>689866865
I finally understand how you're so happy. Good for you anon. I hope you enjoy "her" while you can. So how many times have you fucked "her"?

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>>689851973
>What's the reason y'all dont have a girlfriend yet?
>
>>be 20
>>Non Virgin
>>bisexual, aswell ish...
>>not a fan of church
>>highschool i was rejected by everyone
>>i dated lol like one chick when i was 18 and lost my virginity in a bathroom and in the park
>>i have intense thirst for pussy after that day
>>anxious about getting some
>>in a group chat with some thots in Facebook
Made a fake account on snapchat and fap to nudes.

I'm going to post this here because I need like anybody to converse with at the moment and my minds all fucked up at the moment. See despite what my psychiatrist would tell you I've never heard or seen anything that wasn't there except on medications specifically designed to stop that sort of thing which is ironic but, I mean I could go on and write a whole life story and all sorts of bullshit but basically at the current moment I think humans are kind of a bullshit species that are cruel and that for the most part I'll only ever live for hedonistic moments of euphoric cannabis or various drug user right and that ultimately death after the pain would simply be sleep without dreaming and never again a single uncomfortable thought or unfulfilled desire or pain of any kind and I was sitting there thinking about my life and I realized that in like 10 years I would have a legitimate interest in sitting down and buying a gun off the deep web one day and some painkiller like heroin because who knows honestly I suppose a bullet to the head might hurt somehow, and having a livestreamed conversation with prepared points explaining my decision and whatever thoughts about my life I may wish to impart have at least someone perceive before I die, and without any sadness or anything related to the situation but done in almost a methodical manner before leaving all the cruel humans that seem to exist here behind and all my worries and various suffering. But I'm young and I assume I can survive a few decent enjoyable years doing drugs all day before I'm burnt out and reach that decision, and I swear I'm pretty mentally healthy as of late actually but as soon as I reached this conclusion that someday I definitely would like to kill myself in this public manner or at the very least explain some things about my life and me before shooting myself I started hearing voices suddenly for 5 minutes then and got a sense of psychological discomfort and a odd form of anxiety I've never felt

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or maybe this is your "wife", its ok if you're gay, and like to fuck pillows.

Cause I'm picky as Fuck and can never find the right girl and when I do something goes wrong and I don't end up with them
20 years old and not a virgin btw

>>689867121
Umm, yeah, does typing "her" validate something for you? Marriage between a man and a woman too alien for your mind?

>>689867411
So who attended your wedding? did >>689867362
attend? was he your best man?

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>>689867495
oh wait this guy def attended

>>689867495
>>689867599
Uh oh. Triggered I guess, here we go, typical shitposting incoming :(

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>>689867727
did mr skeleman try to ruin your wedding? Shit must've sucked huh?

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>>689866981
You can't escape.

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>>689867795
OH SHIT LOOK OUT HE HAS A GUN!

I don't because I'm socially awkward, currently have not even pocket change so I can't even go out, just got out of a 4 year long relationship, and I'm stuck being a pathetic asswipe who's in love with a girl who's taken.

>>689867795
Shitpost 1, next..

>>689867970
Shitpost 2, next..

>>689868020
Honestly dude you brought this upon yourself, if you were actually truthful maybe I wouldn't be shitpostin, but honestly im just having fun at this point. You're on /b/ you aint got not wife lmao

I literally don't care

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this is probably your waifu that you claimed in a waifu thread, just admit it bro, and then i will stop shit postin

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>>689868255
no wait i was wrong, this is it and you probably like this quote lmao

>>689868106
Trolls getting trolled by trolls. Happenin since the dawn of time dude. Welcome to the show :D

>>689868400
i have no life outside of the internet so i can troll til this 404s, but i probably won't cause im bout to go watch a movie.

>>689868556
oh actually imma go watch the original Xmen cartoon, after watching apocalypse I can't remember who the fuck the asian girl with the yellow jacket is.

>>689868689
fucking jubilee! thats right