So I just broke open 50 benadryl, mixed the pounder into warm water, pulled the slurry into a syringe (with out a needle), and shot that shit straight up my rectal starfish. It's been maybe 5 minutes and I'm starting to feel it. How fucked up will I be?
> how likely am I to shit a benadryl slurry onto myself.
In the time it's taken me to type this I've started hearing pinging noises.
Fuck.
Rip OP
>>592766051
> rectal starfish
> rectal
> starfish
okay.
Lol. Terrible way to an hero OP.
25mg x 50 = 1.25 grams of diphenhydramine bypassing your liver and heading right for your stupid fucking brain. Enjoy a delirious hell of a death.
Continued
OP from the last thread here. I told this in the previous thread. Figured I'd put it here
>Earlier this year, my wife and I decided we would drive out to the mountain to go watch the Perseid meteor showers. If you don't know, this happens August of every year. We head up, have a good night, yadda yadda.
ShootingsStars.gif
>Around 3am, we decide to start the 90 minute trek home. Driving along, we enter this one stretch of highway that for whatever reason always creeped me out and I never really knew...
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I was walking home last night, when I felt the urge to poop. I had to use a creepy, old public bathroom. It was down at the end of a street full of abandoned houses. Very spooky. I went into the bathroom, opened the door of the first stall and peeked inside. There was graffiti on the walls. On the right, it said “This bathroom is haunted” and on the left it said “This writing will change”. Creepy, huh?
I went into the stall, pulled down my pants and sat on the toilet. While I was pooping, I started thinking about the strange graffiti. Maybe I’m superstitious,...
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NZ thread.
Bless your soul op
fuck that BMW, cunt
wtf, honestly
kamate kamate kia ora kia ora
beta/cringe
>>592752202
>
>>592752588
holy shit, is that real life?
Friend's brother. He goes to school in cargo shorts, a meme shirt and a laptop in hand everyday watching clips of himself playing warfare.
NZ thread.
based
Other op was a dumbfuck
>>592751121
Based OP is already based by making a thread.
>>592751318
Fuck the other OP. He's probably from Studylink
post your best rule 34 pics here
Saw a thread posting these earlier. Any more of em?
bump! Does more exist?
>>592750842
wtf is that boob doing?
>>592751568
more does exist and it is GLORIUS
>/cag/ Crime and Anarchy General
Nigger edition
Previous thread: >>592728616
Useful links:
http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy/SCAMS/ textfiles of guides / explanations / tips etc
http://www.secureroot.com/category/anarchy/Cookbooks/ Anarchy focused cookbook
Keeping bumped
>>592746339
shoplifting is too easy its kinda ridiculous
>>592746754
ive walked out with over $150 worth of merchandise at one time.
best teens you got. I'll start us off
>>592744299
Nigger bump.
ITT: We post our tinder pick up lines
>Are you a Missouri cop? Cause you stopped me dead in my tracks
>>592751285
Are you gasoline? Eventhough you're expensive, i'd still pump you in my car.
>>592751285
If you don't send nudes now I will fucking find out who you are, where you live, who your friends and family are and i'm gonna stab them to death you fucking whore. Do you fucking hear me? Send nudes now. You have been warned.
Works 9/10 times
>>592751285
Pictures of my gf, I've got about 100 so I'm dumping. Feel free to contribute and ask any questions you might have.
>>592749154
>>592749216
>>592749251
Dubs decides how fast I drive. Have 38 miles to go. Vid/pic will follow
>>592748402
88 get
>>592748402
8.7 mph
41
o_o
sweet i haven't seen thesee in a while
i love these threads
1
Mexithread
Alguien tiene mas de ella?
New Page, New thread
Always need bumps, so If you wanna comment it's encouraged
Enjoy
In 2007 this comic was created by a man named Mr. D as an homage to american cartoons and rule 34 culture
>>592739885
It was extremely popular on /b/ at the time, people liked it for its attention to character, pornographic potential and art
>>592739921
Whoops, I'm a bit drunk for this one...