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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:39:08 Post No. 592751285 [Report]
ITT: We post our tinder pick up lines

>Are you a Missouri cop? Cause you stopped me dead in my tracks
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:40:12 Post No.592751399
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:40:12 Post No.592751399 [Report]
>>592751285

Are you gasoline? Eventhough you're expensive, i'd still pump you in my car.
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:40:47 Post No.592751457
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:40:47 Post No.592751457 [Report]
>>592751285
If you don't send nudes now I will fucking find out who you are, where you live, who your friends and family are and i'm gonna stab them to death you fucking whore. Do you fucking hear me? Send nudes now. You have been warned.


Works 9/10 times
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:41:50 Post No.592751539
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>>592751285
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:41:54 Post No.592751548
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:41:54 Post No.592751548 [Report]
tits or gtfo XD
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:42:02 Post No.592751564
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:42:02 Post No.592751564 [Report]
Are you a carnivorous earwig? Cause I can't get you out of my head.
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:42:10 Post No.592751583
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:42:10 Post No.592751583 [Report]
Are you an empty glass of orange juice? Cause I'd like to fill you up

>>592751457
alpha
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:42:19 Post No.592751604
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:42:19 Post No.592751604 [Report]
>>592751457
Prove it.
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:42:58 Post No.592751663
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:42:58 Post No.592751663 [Report]
someone sage this faggot shit
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:43:10 Post No.592751679
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:43:10 Post No.592751679 [Report]
>>592751285
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:43:41 Post No.592751734
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:43:41 Post No.592751734 [Report]
>>592751285
Did you fall from heaven? Cause Imma eat your pussy out
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:44:00 Post No.592751759
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:44:00 Post No.592751759 [Report]
Is it possible to use tinder without a Facebook account?
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:44:24 Post No.592751803
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:44:24 Post No.592751803 [Report]
>>592751285
Are you a toy model? Cause I want to put my dick inside you.
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:44:49 Post No.592751852
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:44:49 Post No.592751852 [Report]
If you were the alphabet I'd write you a letter.
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:44:51 Post No.592751857
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:44:51 Post No.592751857 [Report]
>>592751759
Nah but you can make a fake facebook and then go from there
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:44:51 Post No.592751859
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:45:22 Post No.592751919
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:45:22 Post No.592751919 [Report]
Are you a hotspot, because I am feeling a connection.
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:45:37 Post No.592751945
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:45:37 Post No.592751945 [Report]
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>>592751859
samefag
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:45:44 Post No.592751955
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:45:44 Post No.592751955 [Report]
>>592751285
My Fleshlight is broken. Can I use you instead?
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:45:46 Post No.592751961
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:45:46 Post No.592751961 [Report]
>>592751285
So do you like anal?
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:45:46 Post No.592751963
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Roses or Daisies?

Good, now I know what to send after I murder that pussy
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:46:17 Post No.592752015
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:46:17 Post No.592752015 [Report]
>>592751583
how is it a glass of orange juice if its empty
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:46:37 Post No.592752058
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:46:55 Post No.592752092
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:46:55 Post No.592752092 [Report]
when's the last time you had sex cause my mom's out of town and Id like it if you came over and cooked me some cereal then tucked me into bed.
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:47:05 Post No.592752107
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:47:50 Post No.592752175
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>>592751945
filename
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:48:07 Post No.592752209
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:48:07 Post No.592752209 [Report]
>>592752015
because everyone loves orange juice. this is your problem anon. you overthink everything
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:48:12 Post No.592752221
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:48:12 Post No.592752221 [Report]
What's your favorite flower? I need to know what to put on your casket after I murder that pussy
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:48:30 Post No.592752252
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:48:30 Post No.592752252 [Report]
>>592752175
obviously shooped
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:48:56 Post No.592752293
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:48:56 Post No.592752293 [Report]
>>592751285
Would you want to sleep with me?
>got me laid 3 times outta a few thousand attempts :)
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:49:06 Post No.592752310
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:49:06 Post No.592752310 [Report]
I thinks we have a class together.

What class?

Pretty sure we have CHEMISTRY.
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:50:26 Post No.592752451
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:50:26 Post No.592752451 [Report]
I can't go near schools, and I am not really allowed to use the internet. I have a full size industrial meat grinder in my garage.
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:50:37 Post No.592752476
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:50:37 Post No.592752476 [Report]
>>592752175
#rekt
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:50:58 Post No.592752510
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:50:59 Post No.592752513
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:50:59 Post No.592752513 [Report]
>>592752107
GOOD LUCK OFFICER WILSON
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:51:23 Post No.592752556
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:51:23 Post No.592752556 [Report]
Hey, I'd love to see the moonlight reflecting off of your beautiful eyes tonight. meet me by 3rd street.
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:51:52 Post No.592752607
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:51:52 Post No.592752607 [Report]
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>>592752476
samefag
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:54:52 Post No.592752924
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:54:52 Post No.592752924 [Report]
id drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:55:42 Post No.592753024
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:55:42 Post No.592753024 [Report]
Baby, I'll disappoint you SO hard.
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:58:03 Post No.592753276
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:58:03 Post No.592753276 [Report]
>>592751285
Is that a shovel in your pocket?
cuz I'm diggin that ass
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:58:15 Post No.592753301
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:58:15 Post No.592753301 [Report]
Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name bert?
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:59:35 Post No.592753446
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 02:59:35 Post No.592753446 [Report]
We meet, I make you laugh, we talk all night, you make me cookies, we go skydiving, fall in love, get married, travel the world, have babies, save the queen, avoid dying in a zombie apocalypse thanks to your race car driving skills, vacation on Mars, buy a portion our favorite vineyard so we always have good wine on hand, play with our grandchildren (my favorite is JJ), and look back at it all and say... Good thing you swiped right!'.

Or we meet, have an awkward conversation, go our separate ways, and never speak to each other again.

Choose your own adventure, #Name#!
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Anonymous 2015-01-15 03:04:00 Post No.592753991
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