So I just broke open 50 benadryl, mixed the pounder into warm water, pulled the slurry into a syringe (with out a needle), and shot that shit straight up my rectal starfish. It's been maybe 5 minutes and I'm starting to feel it. How fucked up will I be?
> how likely am I to shit a benadryl slurry onto myself.
In the time it's taken me to type this I've started hearing pinging noises.
Fuck.
Rip OP
>>592766051
> rectal starfish
> rectal
> starfish
okay.
Lol. Terrible way to an hero OP.
25mg x 50 = 1.25 grams of diphenhydramine bypassing your liver and heading right for your stupid fucking brain. Enjoy a delirious hell of a death.
This could be interesting
Nigga you gon die
>>592766557
I'm no going to die, it's not ev en hitting me that hard. Although Im feeling wave from my toes to my head. Very strange feeling indeed.
>>592766557
If this is legit, good work OP on pruning the leaves of the gene tree
>>592766051
>>592766557
ironically im currently trippin on dph too, though i just swallowed them normally.
>>592766051
OP if you're serious, you're literally going to die. Call emergency services now if you want to /maybe/ live.
Dude call an ambulance.
You got about 20 minutes.
>>592766818
I jusr shit out the slurry powder is still there. Not going to die
Get ready for 7 hours of delirious hell, I hope you survive though.
>>592766848
Ironically doesn't mean what you think it means, Alanis.
>>592766818
unless op has some significant prior health issue he will be fine.
>>592767046
meh,im happy i can even type somewht coherently
>>592767039
You don't understand what you just took, call poison control man. You seriously might die, and if you don't you'll be enjoying fucked up vision for life. Just like me
>>592766051
enjoy your fear. GROW THE FUCK UP kid
Goin gto type what I feel. After poopimg out slurry.
> loud pingging noise, like that on star trek traler
> fingerd are all wavy.
> and I my screen is made of dots.
but it is oksy.
op here. am dead. you took the bait
Evety thin Is spining.
>>592767417
You know that these effects are a result of brain damage, and you're not high in any way. After this trip your brain is going to b be scrambled eggs.
>>592766051
u gunna die op LuL
>>592767664
IKR! op will be a potato for rest of life
>>592767664
You r number is sc ihard to cljck. I'm not braindeaf I; m tight here.
>>592767844
Enjoy requiring constant medical attention or the rest of your life
I do nit wast this. I am not hard cotre.
>>592767844
Congratulations op, you have successfully made yourself a vegetable
>>592767967
Well I'm hard
Itt: OP shoots at least 3x the lethal dose of an antihistamine/deliriant and dies as his brain cells undergo plasmolysis due to the strong dehydrating effect that dph has
Better hope you go into a coma before it starts to hurt, OP.
Why captchs i can ; evn cont sny more pleas ca ll docter im nit happy.
>>592768164
>implying LD50 is 450mg
>>592766051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSaUOEGYOVU
OP may be mouth blasting god's rocks off now
RIP Sweet prince
>>592768345
He said he took 50. Each pill is usually 25mg. 25 * 50 = 1250 mg = 1.25 g. That's alot. The erowid page for diphenhydramine says that a "heavy" dose is 700mg.
>>592767844
live stream it before ur dead
live stream it ,if you can faggot
>>592768307
this probably just became a very weak gore thread, as Op appears to be dying.
>>592768307
better run to a neighbor.Or crawl
>>592768345
>Implying I was actually doing the math
>>592768685
hivmind
do ettt fagget
This is sad in a pathetic kind of way, op is looking for fun and an heros. Winfer how often shit like this happens.
do you get this over the counter
>>592766051
where'd OP go? did he die?
pics or it didn't happen
so i just take atleast 30 tripple cs but no more than 35 is this letha;
OP is currently fighting shadow people.
is op kill?
>>592769186
i eman ive done it before but im just eondering im im killing my brainz
>>592768475
sauce?
>>592768646
as someone with a lot of experience with dph, i can say op is retarded taking that much the way he did but he isnt going to die or be a potato.
OP is kill
RIP OP
>>592769270
>do not go gently into that goodnight.
>>592769270
have fun OP
Trace op's IP , alert local authorities/ medical care
>>Why captchs i can ; evn cont sny more pleas ca ll docter im nit happy.
Translation
why capchas i cant even concentrate anymore please call doctor i am not happy.
>>592769514
yea keep the junkie alive so we can see this thread again tomorrow
>>592769514
>e op's IP , alert local authorities/ medical care
newfag
>>592769407
wut
this isnt op btw im just wwondering
>>592769438
buh ths isnt op im just another terard looking for answers
backtraced op, found his picture
>>592769270
Is this op or mimic?
>>592768307
Translation
why capchas i cant even concentrate anymore please call doctor i am not happy.
>>592769663
The fuck u on about. I wanna see this fellow survived a 1.25g~? Dose
op also smoked 4 bedbugs. he's wasted
>>592769671
wut
>>592769514
>trace OP's IP
wat
>>592769904
I wonder if OP is out there somewhere trying to communicate, but he can't type the capcha?
Op dead?
I want to sleep but also want to see if op has indeed an hero'ed
>>592769904
rip op
captcha: hasme
>>592769851
ths is nt op op is kill i took 30 but not mroe than 35 tripple cccs is brain kill>
Lol @ people taking the bait. OP is obviously trolling. If not, livestream or gtfo faggot.
>>592770105
Idk ,I assumed there was someone out there who could do it ?
>>592769514
i used all my IP hacking skills and this is all i got:
Your search - Anonymous 01/15/15(Thu)02:58:14 No.592766051 - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:
Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords.
Try fewer keywords.
>>592769514
>>592770115
>>592770115
>>592770115
>>592770115
ahahh this is funny to think of
>>592770273
kek
>>592770273
>>592770115
if is anything like when i did 15 of them he wont b able to read the monitor.
Fucking lold, good thread OP
>>592770273
>>592767000
dat trips brah u callin the jacks u dog
krkk
well at least op is going an hero talking to bunnies.
>>592766051
OP is kill. Can confirm.
OP is currently sitting at his desk drooling all over while his mind is on auto pilot traveling through 9000 dimensions and he is just along for the ride
Is op kill or did he call the hospital?
Can someone archive this. Just in case it's real. Maybe itll be in the new a few days from now. Never know.
>>592770761
Who cares though. If real, OP was a retard who deserved it.
Holy shit
This may be real
I'm laughing so hard at OPs posts
>>592770761
>>592770527
I think this is OP typing the capcha into the text box.
>>592770983
>no ome cares
>replying
fucking scum of /b/ how can you be glad of the death of a young and naive person.
It's been an hour and three minutes since OP first post, and 36 min since his last probable post.
OP IS KILL
>>592771245
Not glad, not sad. Don't care.
Also, "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
>>592771245
I'm not glad I just enjoy marveling at the beauty of humanity's general fucked up ness. To take in humanity you need to look at it at it's best, and worst. /b/ is a good place to go for some of the weirder sides of human nature.
>>592771245
theres naive and then theres taking 50 banadryl up ur ass. what the fuck is wrong with you that makes you such a retarted pussy
>>592771398
>>592771398
>weirder sides of human nature.
You mean like injecting a shit ton of benadryl into your butthole? That's not that weird...
>>592771245
Easily
>>592770722
You his roommate or some shit?
I did some searching online, ad determined OP's dose is survivable with the proper tolerance, and OP appears to have done drugs before (you don't shoit something up your ass for the first go at drugs), so if this isn't his first time on this. He may survive, otherwise theres around an 75% chance of death. Which Is way to big in my book.
>>592771651
newfag after newfag
>>592771651
I don't know how to use this forum but I saw it on my son's computer screen. I just called an ambulance.
Are those his posts?
cenUs
Op 's sleeping, gg.
/thread
>>592771373
>Catalog
pats on back, you read the rules 2 interwebs for you anon
He is alive
ndbef
>>592771891
>>592771891
>911 whats your emergency?
>i saw on my computer some guy shot 50 benadryls up his ass
Oh man id love to hear how that phone call went
>>592771891
6.6/10
>>592771920
No. Probably laughing at all the people taking bait.
>>592772021
>>592769407
kek
>>592771891
Timestamp and tits
>>592768475
Omg your in this thread too?!? What the fuck. Take your nigger YouTube channel link on somewhere!
>>592771328
Bait? Are you atupid? that picture It's not a meme.
>>592771468
Pussy because OP's life concerns me?
btw you don't know pussy and have never been in contact with one besides your mother's in your birth you beta wannabe ciber bad boy.
>>592771891
OP's faggotry formula:
1 Hey guys i done goofed
2 its gettiing crzy butt imk
3 whoh im not felli gd pls hap
4 ...
5 OH NO OP is kill I am not op but found op's body (Kekekekek)
>>592771942
FUCK im not even high and i almost shit my pants
I'm Jack's father.
How to quote people
xceby
I think I feel a poop coming.
Wanted to share that.
Anyone ever get a little tingly in their hands when a big one is coming?
>>592772457
D....dad?
>>592772457
>>592772457
I am Jack's bile duct.
>>592771245
This is how it works here
>>592772554
I'm Jacks amygdala
>>592772554
I am Jack's colon
>>592772658
I am Jack's colon.
>>592772457
>>592771891
Do you guys even try? /b/ is worst than ever
>>592771920
>sleeping with that amount of DPH
>>592772658
I'm Jacks brain.
Fried.
>>592772702
>>592772722
fuck you I'm his colon
>>592772702
>>592772722
I'm Jack's hivemind
>>592772722
>>592772702
I get benadryl'd, I kill Jack.
>>592772766
I am Jacks wasted life
>>592772783
am jack
Chances are you won't remember it all. But you're gonna be talking to people that aren't there. Just don't leave your home.
>>592772788
:dddddddd
>>592772350
>newfag alert
>>592766983
As opposed to figuratively dying from an overdose
>>592769968
I've done well over 1.5g's and have been fine. Never anally though.
i used to be in a weird binge for awhile, i would constantly take caffeine and benadryl in large quantities thruought the day. work, home, party, even when i went to sasquatch last spring.
anyone else ever get to a point where deliriants were actually really enjoyable?
>>592772733
So can we assume OP is kill?
>>592766051
that's pussy shit. I shot it straight into my arm
just gave me a headache
>>592773068
>So
>can
>we
>assume
>OP
>is
>kill
>?
ISHYGDDT
I still don't understand how to direct reply to others. Did you make him do it
dindo
>>592773010
>take caffeine and benadryl
Like caffeine pills and benadryl or coffee? Also, what was the effect, and how much did you need to take to get it.
in an nutshell
>can't drink
>can't smoke weed
>stressful as fuck job
>I can't have any fun what-so-ever
>need a good time desperately.
>>592773165
>dindo
dindo nuffin is more like it.
>>592772733
>sleeping with that amount of DPH
yeah op wont be able to sleep for a few more hours
>>592772991
ive don 1.5 a few times. am still alive, i think
>>592773010
i enjoy them
>>592772919
Hahahaha, kids these days..
you are actually saying I'm not a newfag and degenerate like you and the majority of /b/ because of the green text, do you even know the meaning and how to use it?
pls leave this board, stupid shit
>>592773165
your trying to hard... im a newfag so ill take the bait.
click the post number of someone you want to talk to.
I have to write dindo or get errors
wagEA
>>592773165
Dindo
Dingo is similar to dingo
dingos take babys
baby.4 letters. 2 are the same. 3 letters.
3.
triangles have 3 sides
illumanti is triangle
>OPs dad is illumination
>>592766051
Plug something beside better than benadryl
If you can get a hold of some ambien plug that for a better hallucinogenic high as well as rush of euphoria instantly after doing so keep your legs propped up so its able to absorb bettter
or even better get some morphine pills or nucynta those work great plugged but definitely do not condone doing that with so much benadryl
>>592773276
Test
ccwlp
>>592773062
Learn to read. I said worst than ever not that it was good before.
>>592773276
thznk you
kmsea
>>592766557
>mfw
You don't believe
I can prove who I am
How to send photos?
>>592773239
10 shot mocha's right when i got to work. multiple energy drinks and caffeine pills thruought the day. had to stop after awhile cause my heart started to hurt.
> go figure
went through the 48 tab boxes of benadryl all the time. almost every trip to the store i bought a new one
>Captcha: notit
>>592773413
>Learn to read
>worst than ever
I am not the one who needs education.
>>592770273
>>592773276
thank you
-nigger lord-
>>592773384
click choose file and upload a pic of ur son knocked the fuck out
also check post at top of page. the retard did it himself and came to brag LOL
what city do u live in so we can check the news
>>592773270
If you werent a newfag youd have seen that bait image thousands of times.
>inb4 hurrdurr i was only pretending
only I can sign as nigger lord
that way you guys know it's me :D
-nigger lord-
>>592773715
god damn it nigger lord I was trying to have a good benadryl session with my anus
-nigger lord-
>>592773715
stop impersonating me
-nigger lord-
also trips
>>592773715
also, I am not a nigger
I am only lord of the niggers :D
-nigger lord-
>>592773498
click on "choose file" on the bottom left after you select a post number to reply to.
if you can, write the date and time on a piece of paper so we know its not fake.
also why the fuck arent you with your dying son
I shall henceforth be known as faghag
~FagHag~
>>592773679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akh5y6gLZLI
>>592773715
No
I am nigger lord
-nigger lord-
I live in Fresno
He doesn't have such picture on the computer
However there is some colorful animal pornography
>>592773578
damn autocorrect, you were wrong with your assumption either way.. you acted impulsively foolish because you wanted to post that picture with that meme phrase. Are you and oldfag because you remember puddi, hahaha.
>>592772021
died laughing
You should have ever taken that much
you are probably in for a unpleasant experience
try and keep us posted ok also try shiting it out the best you can
Spew forth fags, for the Fag Hag calls you!
Join in on this epic thread of bait intrigue and colons.
~FagHag~
>>592773959
>>592773862
>>592773838
>>592773822
>>592773795
>>592773715
guize serious this is the real nigger lord. would you quit signing with my name please?
-nigger lord-
Darwin award
>>592773276
>>592773655
Are you really that stupid? Fucking ignorant cunts.
>>592767844
>braindeaf
>>592774005
annnnnd its fake
deep down I know this is bs but I want to belive
>>592774005
why aren't you with your son? what's his status?
>>592773679
Now you got it right with that green text. Keep trying son.
>>592774197
(shh im luring the faggot op out)
>>592773276
thans you
andep
>>592774444
Jack here
Your quads revived me
>>592774016
>damn autocorrect, you were wrong with your assumption
What assumptions did autocorrect make?
>you acted impulsively foolish
"You acted foolishly and on impluse" would be a much better way to state this. Doubling up on adverbs is just clumsy.
>Are you and oldfag
And? And what? I suppose you are asking if I am an oldfag, to which I would say yes. I was here long before puddi.
>>592773715
stop faking faggot
-nigger lord-
aprig
>>592768646
If a 700mg is a heavy dose, 450mg isn't going to be lethal.
>>592766051
So you just took a ridiculous amount and shot it up your poop funnel like a reel feg, letting it absorb straight into your blood stream with no chance of vomiting it out now in case you OD....
*slow clap*
>enjoy your an hero OP
>>592774478
It's spelled anon, not andep
>>592774513
thank you based anon
>>592774555
You are very bad at the math, despite your trips.
>>592766051
Jack why did you leave is
-nigger lord-
Yeah guys he is either dead by now or just trolling with premium bate
>>592774513
post pics of your rectal starfish post drug
>>592774539
assumption with your first replying picture
>clumsy
oh wow!!
>>592774626
what does anon mean
sorry i am new here
andep was my captcha.
umywo
He is alive and pointed the number ending in 4444 with his hand, demanded to use the computer, wrote something and fell asleep again
>>592772722
>>592772733
>>592772766
;oooooooooo
But If this is real it wouldn't surprise me
But If So Squat down like a dog and try to force it out by all the depends on how long its been since but try any way
>>592769618
you must not have got the memo, were going to anyhow
>>592774444
>>592774976
oh my god my first ever quads saved op
\thread
>>592773337
Top top top :D