guys with juicy hairless butts.
OC what would you do to me? ;)
>>684042054
I'd fuck the shit out off you
>>684042438
Mmmm. What about my mouth? ;)
ITT: Borderline sexual assault stories
>be 18
>have a crush on my gf's 15 year old sister
>we were just hanging out alone
>decide to play truth or dare
>I dare her to flash out the window
>she dares me to do the same
>for some reason she didn't think i'd flash my dick
>she gets an eyeful of my dick and just...
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>>684041259
>I have a few more stories from her as well.
So you're a prolific paedophile then?
>>684041259
>>684042095
What?
>>684042095
nice bait faggot
Got in "trouble" for sexting a 17year old. Here the text from today.
2/5
3/5
4/5
U groove you lose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_a9kW6KDlg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik40VsaEZck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5_UrgSbF2o
guess which one has the nudes out!? enough interest Ill drop them.
>>684042916
Left?
>>684042916
and guess names for a bonus!
Right?
Call me fat.
Ok fatty give me a timstamp now
Fatass
>>684038648
You're fat. Time stamp it.
Waifu thread
tired edition
the rules are simple:
>Claim a waifu
>Discussand insult
>Keep that ERP and RP shit out
>Most iImportantly: be up at 4:30am
Megumin claimed~
>>684043403
Not much, the NEET life is a boring life.
So the usual stuff, I guess.
Life is everything that is, was or will be. It is the only thing that can exist, does exist, or will exist.
Everything is a factor of possibility.
If something is not possible, it will not exist. If it is possible it will exist.
You exist because it is possible, and for the same reason it is impossible for you not to. The simple reasoning above proves it.
The Life factor: Life can only live. Existence can only exist. Something that lives or exists is a factor of possibility therefore whatever lives or exists is infinite because it would be impossible for it not to...
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Life is nothing but the sum of what your senses collect. Including your sense of wonder.
>babbys first psychedelic trip
Cool
This comic by assigned male is based on me. AMA
>>684040053
Was it just a really convincing tranny, OP?
Never seen a trans chick. Always assumed it would be like Mr. Garrison on South Park: just a mutilated penis.
so you obv fucked a post op tranny. Im guessing the pussy didnt feel different to that of a natural womans?
>>684040053
If not wanting to have sex with a transgender makes me transphobic, then I guess I'm transphobic.
We need a good Creepshot thread going
Yass
>>684031230
OC From this afternoon at a red light Cus why not
if you could make any rule for cute girls at school in order to satisfy your fetish, what would it be, and what's the punishment for not following it?
bonus points for having different punishments for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd offenses, pics preferred
Rule: All girls must come to school wearing nipple clamps, and without a bra or shirt. They are to be kept on the entire day. They each have weight attached to their clamps, how much weight is determined by their current grade. A lower grade means more weight. Girls with higher grades are expected to reguarly pull on the clamps of girls with lower grades, as a sort of motivation. At any time, you can tug on their clamps, make them pull their own clamps, or make them pull on another girl's nipple clamps. Every week, 2 different girls will be chosen to, for the entire week,...
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>>684034608
Violation 1: You tittyfuck her. Then, for an hour, her tits will be tied, her clamps attatched to the ceiling, and she will be made to stand on a stool that just a little too short, even if she is on her tippy-toes.
The next day, she will have to wear electric-shocking clamps, that are triggered with the press of a button. At the end of that day, she will be part of a painful and humilating session with several other girls of your choosing, where...
>they pull on her clamps and shock...
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>>684033372
Rule: all girls must wear a skirt.
I'm a simple man.
I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, anti—biotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.
The reason white women are turning from the cause and running to niggers is simply because they are not being...
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/pol/ gtfo of my board
Niggers are too ugly to be a turn-on
>>684034830
/thread
Who is this?
Also WEBM PORN Thread
LucyWilde
She isnt the asian, but she is so hot
>>684038885
Nice tits but too veiny
>>684038885
she looks so unbelievably sad
Aight, what does /b/ drive?
Related my 08 Navigator after I did my best detailing it
>>684039815
Not my pic but i drive this
2010 Range Rover HSE
got it as a gift
Not mine but similar, trading for a truck soon.
What should I get /b/? Chevy GMC or ford basic pickup?
>>684040734
Chevy Silverado if your really to spend some money
Ford F-150 if you wanna save some money
You can find alot of used F-150 in the 2010-2012 really cheap.
I remember seeing a 2011 ford f-150 king rank for 25k and had 130k miles
Schoolgirls Thread
>>684033014
>>684033237
I'm about to puke
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