>>684041259

>I have a few more stories from her as well.

So you're a prolific paedophile then?

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>>684042095
What?

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>>684042095
nice bait faggot

>>684042458
Lol look at my quads

>>684041259
Bump
>>684042095
Don't be a douche, he was 18, not 28.

>>684042522
Even then, pedophilia = pre-pubescent. How the fuck so many people don't know that I'll never know. I guess it's the fault of the fucking media with their click-bait "HIGH SCHOOL PEDOPHILE TEACHER ARRESTED" bullshit.

>>684042522
He was an adult who preyed on a minor you filthy paedophile apologist.

>>684043265
0/10

>>684043265
Weak b8

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>>684041259
Fuck these other niggers, just post more.

>>684043138
So OP admits to manipulating a minor into showing her tits by playing a game were he could control her. Gets called out, and you say it's bait?

Just how many vaccines were you given as a child?

>Be alone with my fairly young cousin in her room while family is downstairs
>She sits on my laps
>gethard.png
>Tell her if she wants to play cowboy
>She says ok
>Start dry humping her
>Cum with fury of a thousand suns. I can feel my dick pulsating.
If their parents found out, i'd be probably dead
>

>>684044682
Just a red pill.

>Christmas 2001.
>Helping friend hand lights on his house when his girlfriend comes out to say his mom is calling on the phone.
>Girlfriend crawls up ladder while I hold it steady.
>Look up becausemshe's prattling on about random.
>See double DD's up shirt.
>She asks if I like them.
>Hellyeah.jpg
>Go ahead and grab one anon.
>Betafag.jpg
>Go ahead, they're cold.
>Be damned, they are cold.
>Rub rub rub.
>Thanks anon,that feels good.

>>684043138
A pedophile is a person who has a sustained sexual orientation toward children, generally aged 13 or younger, Blanchard says.

Pedophile = Into children AKA girls that don't look like women at all

There's some other term that applies to girls of teenage age , you know when girls start getting big fat asses and tits and some 15 year old could pass as an 18 year old. That's a different term.

>>684045088
You so woke, nigga.

>>684045353
That's what I was saying, but a lot of people seem to include teenagers in the definition and it's not only false, it's completely retarded. Nothing wrong with liking a fertile girl with tits, except maybe when it comes to the whole "morality" bullshit. Except that we're on /b/ and moralfags shouldn't even be here in the first place.

>Finish lights and go inside.
>Drink beers and watch her move around.
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Hours later she is in the kitchen alone.
>Walk up behind her and reach up into her shirt to play with boobs.
>A cold voice says "Did I say you could do that?"
>Withdraw hands quickly, prepare for death.
>She turns, sees my fear, and laughs.
>Psych!!!!!
>Pulls my hands to her chat and rubs them around.
>Don't be so jumpy, unleashes sexy evil grin.

>>684041259
Girl in the picture does NOT have size C or D tits

>>684045021
Doesn't how cowboy mean you're the horse and she rides on your back? How does it end up in dry humping? also, did you dry hump the front or back?

>>684046603
Never said related, faggot

>>684046153

Nice meme bro.

But smarter people than you wrote the law. It's the way it is for a reason.

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>>684044682
>falling for the "vaccines give you autism" meme

is that what your mother told you to make you feel better?

>>684046603
Go to bed anon

>>684043927
I love this

>>684046962
Oh yeah cause the law always makes sense right. Not to mention that age of consent varies a shitload, you can do 5 years in jail for banging a 16 year old in one country but it can be completely legal in another. Yeah they're all so fucking smart.

>>684044682
I might agree with you in some circumstances but chick was 15 and OP was 18. Considering the fact that OPs retarded they were probably in the same math class

>>684047370
Thank you for agreeing with me. It takes a big man to admit you they're wrong. Good for you, anon.

>>684047370
Shit some states have Romeo and Juliet laws and if OP lives in one of those 18-15 is probably cool there

>>684041259
>be 12
> mom's client has 2 daughters 11 and 8, leaves them at our house for us to watch
>be chillen upstairs in my room
>* year old gets called down by my mom for something
>me and 11 year old get idea
>hide underneath the covers of my bed to rick 8 year old
>8 year old comes upstairs, gets confused
>we shuffle underneath covers laughing
>here 8 year old come back up
>we freeze, enter stealth mode
>i "accidently" put my hand on her cunt
>say i'm sorry
>she says it's ok
>i'm diamonds
>kiss her on cheek
>we decide to bust outta covers to scare 8 year old
>never saw them again after that day

>>684045240
not sexual assault, consent initated

164.132.97.10

>>684046330
this sounds like it's written by a virgin

>>684048094
Could be, he only got to second base

>>684046330
This shit is faker than a dingo

>>684048094
Because it is silly, the worst part is you can tell it never happened. It's sad really

>>684047812
wow nice

>>684045353
The term you're looking for is "straight."

>>684048612
No it's Ephebophile

Fuck these cunts here is my story.. Shit was is crazy get ready for a long one.
>Be me 17 (turns 18 within in a couple of weeks)
> Finds best friends Girlfriend at the amusement park
>shes 14
>She talks to me
>we hang out
> goes to her older friends house
>older friend goes to get pizza
>Me and her were alone on her couch watching family guy (show sucks I now)
>we start making out
>I finger her
>she grabs my dick
>french kiss
> gets blowjob
>I am on top
>stick it in her tight pussy
>Shit was fantastic
Sucks that I am 20 now because I would so fuck that again if it was not for stupid consent laws.
> Come after me moral fags

Sorry for bad grammar, drunk as fuck

>>684048974
>wtf is sexual assault again?

>>684049124
has a point

>>684048974
Who cares? Just make sure the pigs don't find out.

Fresh, young, pussy is best pussy as long as you don't go too young.

>>684049124
Sexual assault is retarded, I personally think they need to lower the consent laws in America. The media blinds you with stupid shit.

>>684048944
Which is a synonym for straight male who is honest enough to admit his sexual desires are determined by biology rather than sociology. It's normal to find post pubescent girls attractive on a purely physical level.

>be in high school, i think i was a senior
>at my friends house, i think we were gonna go out or something
>he's taking a shower, i'm trying to catch a nap on his bed
>his max cute like 4 or 5 year old blonde sister walks in the room
>i open my eyes and say hi and close my eyes again
>she starts trying to touch my dick
>i had a hole in my pants kinda near the crotch, she tries to put her hand in to get at my dick
>tell her no and move her hand but act like i'm playing around to not make it so weird
>she sits on the floor and spreads her legs to show her panties (wearing a sun dress)
>start freaking out because it's so weird and i'm extremely uncomfortable
>go knock on bathroom door and tell buddy i have to pee to hurry up
no that i'm typing it, it really seems like warning signs that she was being molested

>>684049279
I do not trust jail bait where I live, the laws here are ridiculous. My friend got 5 years in jail for "raping" a 16-year-old girl and he was 26. I know the girl personally and she did not get raped parents just did not like the guy and he got thrown in jail because the girl told her parents they fucked.

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>>684042520
worthy attempt but miserable failure
also trips

>>684049705

>no that i'm typing it, it really seems like warning signs that she was being molested

Took you that long to figure it out, bro?

>>684044682
recheck your moral code if you think two kids who are still in the same school playing innocent games together where no one gets hurt is something to get righteously angry about.

Of course there's a bunch of under age bullshit. Fuck you for feeding the pedos boners. I had a story and a few pics to share but fuck you idiots

>>684049445
>sexual assault is unwanted sexual activity
>statutory rape applies when one of the parties involved in sexual activity is too young in legaly consenting, doesn't mean the sexual activity was unwanted

yeah but this is considered statutory rape, noyt sexual assault. There is a solid line separating the two.

sidenote, the captcha made me click on statues, kek

>>684050156
It is why they should lower the consent, to many old fags get sent to jail for fucking a 16-17 year old girl.

>>684050023
completely honest i just now put two and two together. this happened like 14 years ago. i think i kinda tried to put the event out of my mind because i was so scared that she might say "hehe i touch anon's wee wee" to her mom or something and i would have no defense, they would believe the little kid.

>>684049705

did you ever tell your friend?

>>684050492
> can't get any other girls besides highschool age.

>>684050492
well i live in canada so i do not have that problem. consent is 16 nation wide (is on my side!)

I kind of feel bad about mine. Mom's friend comes over with her daughter. Her daughter is a dancer, eventually starts dancing something exotic. Idk wtf they teached her in dancing school. I received a hard on. felt dirty ever since.

>>684050857
Lucky fuck

>>684050729
>implying 16year olds do not look like 20+ year olds, and never carry fake i.d's

>>684050492
There are many states with an age of consent of 16-17 you uninformed moron. I'd depends on the state

>>684051083
why not make it a federal legislation then?

>muh state freedomssss

>be 13
>7/10 popular chick lives across the street, shes a total bitch to everyone at school
>talk to her occasionally when we see eachother outside
>comes over to my yard and looks at my animals sometimes, had a rat, hedgehog, etc at the time.
>get into the habit of just hanging out w her in my front yard, despite the bitchiness shes pretty cool.
>laying in yard one night, dusk, getting late, nice breeze.
>"anon, I heard that if you put your hand on a guy's dick his heart rate increases, is that true?"
>idfk.jgp
>lays her head on my chest
>immediately hand goes under belt, but still above boxers
>not good enough apparently, under boxers soon after that
>heart pounding like the hoofbeats of a thousand heards of wildebeests
>instantly rock hard
>takes hands out of pants "wow I guess it is true"

go on with the night like nothing happened, I think she cuddled w me a little bit but nbd, wasn't into her anyway, "dating" another chick at the time, 7th grade dating so I added quotes. nothing else happened, it wouldn't have worked. I was like already 6'2" at the time (6'4" now) and she was barely pushing 5'0.

>>684051256
Because men like you would abuse that law up until you can't fuck anymore.

>>684050696
no.
another time when i was 6th grade i went to the beach with my buddy and his family, and we had a big hotel room with different rooms and shit. anyway i think my buddy was changing and i was watching tv in the living room, and his 3 or 4 year old sister comes running at me outta nowhere naked and calling my name to try and hug me. I freak out and start running away from her and she's chasing me around the living room. i end up seeking refuge on the balcony, but then she ends up just pressing her naked body against the huge window inside that goes to the balcony.
little girls love me i guess.

>>684051256
Because that would be unconstitutional.

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>>684051456
She wanted you to make a move you faggot

>>684050150
i want to hear your other stories, i have some too. and i want to see the pictures if you dont mind?

>>684048974
>French kiss


Fucking virgin detected.

>be 18
>gf goes to sleep and leaves me with 16 yr old sister
>convince her to let me touch her pussy
>rub her clit she stares at me and i know no one has ever touched her before
>ask her to give me bj...says no cuz of tmj
>ask for hj
>she says "only if you keep doing THAT"
>continue to finger bang 16 yr old hairy little muff
>cum all over her floor

>>684051482
>implying i purposely chase after 16 year olds
>implying that you lower consent laws that everyone will be fucking 16 year olds
>implying that 16 years aren't sexualy active

well i live canada and our age of consent is 16, don't see all the abuse that you are implying here.

>be me 17 year old senior
>have 15 year old gf
>friend got us together
>end up having sex with her friend
>friend says she feels bad for the sex
>continues to have sex with me every. god. damn. day.
>3 years later no longer having sex with either of them
>gf broke up with me; friend told her I the whole thing
>her friend and me still hang out
>her mom likes me, I can see where she gets her fat white ass from
>hanging out a rarity, I bring drinks
>shes never had a drink before
>gets drunk we have sex
>next day calls me
>what happened last night
>I showed her pics
>she cries and says I raped her
>bitchplease.jpg
>"never speak to me or my daughter again"
>I never did :)

I still have a pair of her moms dirty panties I occasionally sniff

Irish pussy is the best

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>>684049842
Good attempt sir, but my dubs are superior

>>684051456
>wtf is sexual assault.

seriously, said this twice already. read op please.

>>684051720
sometimes i wonder if it's 50 states, or 50 countries.

>>684051993
Fuck Canada, were talking about american laws eh

>>684052187
So close

>>684045353

I think it was hebephile?

>>684052533
haha just kidding faggots look at these dubs

>>684048003
Nigger wut

>>684052473
Yeah waht this guy said. America is the only place in the world that matters. In fact, only americans should be allowed to shitpost on /b/. that'll show those canacucks

>>684052589
Look at that fail! Too bad this is an anonymous image board and you can't be publicly humiliated

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>>684052823
Have a poutine and calm the fuck down bro

>>684052473
no shit sherlock. just making a comparison, and justifying my point to the betafag who thinks mass abuse happens when consent laws are lowered.

>>684041259
Whoa she showed you her tits? That's borderline sexual assault man...

>Be 14 and bored
>Brother and I decide to go to friends house
>Friend has 9/10 cousin named "Tasha" visiting
>I'm in love
>Four of us all alone while parents go off
>My brother says lets play Truth or Dare
>We all agree
>Brother dares Tasha to go into closet with me for 1 minute
>She giggles but agrees
>We stay in there in awkward silence doing nothing
>Finally at the end she gives me a kiss on the cheek
>Tells me that I'm sweet
>My heart leaps out of my chest
>Next round friend dares Tasha to go into closet with my brother for 2 minutes
>I'm so jealous I could scream
>After 2 minutes they come out smiling
>I wanna cry but doubt anything happened so I hold it together
>Tasha looks away for a minute to see TV
>My brother quickly puts his fingers up to my nose
>I smell his fingers but I'm confused
>Then I realize I'm smelling pussy
>Brother just smiles at me
>I'm hurt... jealous... angry...
>We resume game
>Brother dares me to go into closet with Tasha for 5 minutes
>We go
>As soon as we get in there I go to put my hand down her pants
>She says "Look, I dont want to.."
>I growl at her through clenched teeth
>"Shut up! Just shut the fuck up!"
>She looks scared
>I spend the next 5 minutes violently thrusting my fingers into her
>She cries
>We leave closet
>I lie and say I got text from mom to come home
>Brother and I leave
>She never came back
>The whore

>>684052823
well thats fine if you want to blame yourselves for shitposting. i thought us canacucks were your go to fall guy for shitposting.

>A FUCKING LEAF

>>684053244
Kek

>>684053244
DAMN BRO T JAIL YOU GO

>>684049776
statutory-rape. she's still a dependent of her parents so they get to decide what's what. sucks.

>>684053244

Fuck. Why do i relate so hard to this? Sounds exactly like some shit I would do. What's wrong with this anon and by extension, me?

>>684053244
Best story so far
Also what did ur bro say after?

>be 15 at the time
>get mad at everything
>pissed off watching TV at friends' house
>his youngest sister, 8, asks me what's wrong
>I'm pissed off
>oh
>my daddy gets pissed off when mommy says he's stupid
Fuckin kek
>she says I can help
What
>she goes into her room
>come here
>closes the door
>sits on my lap and says shut up and enjoy me, then bounces up and down
What the actual fuck
>stop her
>mommy does it when daddy is mad

From there I had to explain to her why she shouldn't never watch what her parents do, it was awkward, needless to say, I fapped hard that night

>>684051961
tmj?

>>684041259
>be 21 years old
>gf is borderline 17 years old turning 18
>be gf birthday
>been dating her for 2 years, have not had sex yet
>gf turns 18, have sex on her birthday for the first time during the afternoon
>gf's mom finds out and calls cops
>told cops that she was still a minor
>squad of cops come to my place
>i explain to cops that she's 18
>mom says otherwise, still minor
>after a lengthy argument mom pulls out birth certificate
>ohshitjustgotreal.bat
>gf was born early morning of her birthday instead of late in the evening
>so, basically almost had sex with a minor and did 25 to life
>cops let me go
>gf mom's still piss off and never liked me
>after banging that young pussy for a whole year i dumped her ass for a less crazy pussy

>>684047771
Not the same guy but fuck you man, you mix morals with law like it's nothing. Sucks to be you if your morals are dictated by the law. Being attracted to young (~15 y/o) girls isn't being a pedo, you retard, many of them are fairly developed by that age and they are real attractive and fertile. Now I wouldn't fuck a minor because it's just too much of a hassle and I may hurt her/her family in several ways and not particularly because it's illegal. Now don't come by telling that you don't find attractive teens attractive. After 15 years old that pussy is all game.

>>684043927
oh fuck this made me laugh, good job.

>>684053244
>Get home and I tell my brother how I one upped him
>Brother says "Dude, I just put my hand down the back of my shorts. You smelled my ass"
>Realised I digitally raped an innocent.
>Still diamonds today as I remember the blood under my nails.

>>684054681
Temporomandibular Joint Disorders (TMD, TMJ)

jaw problem

>playing tag at school
>grab girls tits
YOU'RE IT

>>684055074
top keksismus maximus

>>684054129
I feel bad about it now but not nearly as bad as I should. I know it's stupid since I knew her for less than an hour - but it felt like she'd betrayed me at the time.

>>684054172
The whole walk home my brother was talking about how awesome that was and how he hoped she'd come back soon. HE asked what I had done with her and I let him smell my fingers. He laughed and gave me a high-five. He told me he'd put 2 fingers in her - I had put 3 in.

I didn't wash my hand for some time after that. I remember being in class 2 days later and sitting at my desk smelling my fingers. I was a weird kid.

>>684054681
Too many Johnsons

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do you think that 404 girl gets embarrased when she poops out eggs in front of mario sorry if this ofends anyone but I thought it was a pretty funny thing haha. And I would like to know if any of you guys have any pics of 404 girl pooing an egg while she looks nervous or embrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha i'm just curios for laughs haha i would like to smell them

>>684055418
Top autsismus

>grab girls ass
>heywuddafuq
>sorry I have muscle twitches
>ohoksorry

>>684055693
>>>684041259 (OP)
>do you think that 404 girl gets embarrased when she poops out eggs in front of mario sorry if this ofends anyone but I thought it was a pretty funny thing haha. And I would like to know if any of you guys have any pics of 404 girl pooing an egg while she looks nervous or embrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha i'm just curios for laughs haha i would like to smell them

>be 22
>facebook a cute girl after she posts
>takes the bait "lets hangout"
>pick her up from friend's house
>shes mirin' my car and tight body
>construction worker str+ sta+
>roll D20
>14 shit...
>start slow
>take her to movies and play with her tits and rub her clit. not bad.
>take her home, make out for a while
>"Pick me up tomorrow?"
>"Sure when?"
>"After school"
>"Oh cool! You go to college?"
>"No?"
>MFW 14 FUCKING YEARS OLD

they're putting hormones in the foods guys.

>>684054684
fucking parents give way too many shits about their daughters sexual habits. jesus christ religion has fucked up this country.

>>684046962
Age of consent law's primary function is to decrease birth rates.

>>684055074
Not me

But damn that would have been fucked up

It was the first time I had ever smelled pussy - I wouldnt have known the difference

>>684048003
How do I use this?

>>684054705
i try explaining this on imgur all the time and i always get downvoted into oblivion. people are too brainwashed by the fucking media.

>>684054684
this is the most retarded story i've ever fucking read.

>>684041259
hot

>>684055769
I bet you kiss girls faggot

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>>684054677
another cuck confusing statutory rape with sexual assault.. drink some bleach it will cure your autism

>>684055325
thanks /b/ro

>>684056062
Fuck you

>>684055992
Well it's your fault for going to imgur

>>684056062
What is reading comprehension..

>>684055542

I know the feeling too damn well. I know everyone's gonna say autism, fedora tipping white knite, beta, cuck or any otjer buzzword, but I want to know if theres a legit reasoning behind being so irrational.

There should be no reason as to why I should feel betrayed by someone I dont know. She isnt anything to me yet i get possessive with her. Im sick, I know, but what is it?

>>684051993
When was the last time you seen a 16 yo virgin, faggot

>>684048974
17 is legal in most places.

>test

>Accidentally shove my dick in my gf's ass.
>She screams.
>Twopumpchump.jpg
>I came in her ass.

>>684056371
true.

>>684054684
That's not how that works. Sadfag lies on chan.

>>684048003
this is a weird chat server some weirdo wrote. I was in it earlier. Boring as shit.

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this is my fetish

>be me 22 College student living off campus.
>become friends with guy who lives above me by fixing his girlfriend's computer.
>get invited over for a few beers
>while I'm over drinking and feeling awkward. Another lady in the apartment complex shows up with her 16 daughter.
> After they chat the Lady leaves and her daughter stays and chats with neighbors girlfriend.
>16 year old starts taking shots
>I'm completely shocked at the underage drinking.
>Few hours go by watching movies etc. Neighbor and girlfriend retire to their room and I decide to leave.
>As I'm leaving she asks if I have a phone charger. I tell her yeah it's in my apartment downstairs. I offer to go get it, but she says she'll come with me.
>So we go downstairs to my apartment. I tell her she has to flash me for the charger. She drunk by now, laughs and give me a quick flash. I joke with her telling her she's flat chested.
>She gets upset(?) And lifts her shirt again.
>This time I joke about how one boob is bigger than the other.
>she's takes her shirt completely off and starts ranting about her tits being perfect.
>I grab a handful
>She shys back some so I move forward and squeeze a little firmer.
>I go in to kiss her and she kisses back for a bit, but pulls away.
>She says she can't she has a boyfriend.
>I let her charge her phone while we watch some tv.
>rarely saw her again after that.

>>684056062
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>684051456
>I was like already 6'2" at the time (6'4" now) and she was barely pushing 5'0.

Whenever my gf was sleeping I would rub my cock on her face and finger her. Was always the best to hear her whimpering while passed out.

>>684056507
never. i took her and lost my virginity to my high school gf when we were 14.

either you were agreeing with me, or do not know reading comprehension.

Lol I've got one

>be me
>new haircut
>visit fam
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

>>684057236
i think this is serious this time.

>>684050961
>received a hardon
Kek.

Soooooooooo
>wife has gorgeous best friend.
>every time we hangout I just want to fuck her so bad.
>she's married but her husband is a really cool guy
>one night we're all drinking, hanging out
>having really good time
>wife is too drunk , take her to our room to sleep
>me and her husband are playing twisted metal on his dream cast he found in his storage room and she's just watching it's like 2 am
>she says she's getting bored and she's pretty drunk so she passes out.
>then her husband passes out too.
>I'm awake as fuck
>horny too.
>she's wearing yoga pants with flowers on them
>thank god for yoga pants
>stare at Dat ass
>something comes over me and decide to touch ass
>heart starts racing,don't know if she will wake up
>fuck it
>grope ass for like 5 minutes
>start getting braver
>go for crotch area
>fucking diamonds
>start to put my hands in her pants,feel her panties
>holy shit this is awsome
>start going for pussy
>so warm and soft
>as I'm getting my finger inside panties she moves
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>her husband is passed out right next to her
>she turns and lays on stomach.
>fuck, now what
>decide to put hand down back of pants and feel her ass
>start lifting back of pants and get hand down there. Start moving hand very slowly, feel Crack of ass and then try to touch her butthole
>stare at her husband while my finger is on her butthole
>sorry dude but I've known her longer then you, I deserve this
>she starts moving again
>freak out again, but false alarm
>get paranoid
>not worth the risk
>went to room and fucked the shit outta my drunk wife while thinking of her best friend
>feels good man
>wake up in the morning and ate breakfast with them
>good times

>>684057236
Of all the pasta ever creatd, this is the shittiest. i miss those days when this didn't exist yet..

when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

...god I’m fucked up.

>>684050630
Sounds like she legal now

>Be 15
>At pool party at Aunts house
>Entire extended family there
>I sit next to pool texting
>Young cousin climbs out of pool
>Runs around in tiny little swimsuit
>Grabs towel and climbs up in my lap
>I ignore at first but cousin keeps wiggling
>I get massive painful erection
>Cant help but to grind a bit
>feelsgood.jpg
>Cousin loudly yells "Anon is sticking me in the butt!"
>All eyes are on me
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>I say "Um, must be my keys"
>Everyone laughs and party resumes
>I'm not into kids but I swear I was ready to fuck that little boy

>>684057625
by far* the shittiest

fixed that for you

>be me, probably 14 maybe 15
>hanging out at neighbor's house down the road
>playing in his basement with his friends, having a nerf gun war, pretty fun tbcfhwyfam
>become "dead" when you get shot like 3 times
>nobody follows the rules except me
>get shot, sit out in this side room we made the "dead zone"
>neighbor's 11 year old sister is sitting in the side room watching tv
>its some wrestling dvd or some shit, me and neighbor would all watch together back then
>tell her i love wrestling too
>ask her if she wants to practice wrestling moves
>basically grapple each other for a while, somehow she ends up sitting on top of me cowgirl style
>HARD AS DIAMONDS
>tell her wrestlers do the move better by rubbing back and forth
>essentially rub her up and down my penis (aiming up towards my stomach) for 5 minutes before neighbor comes into side room
>"anon foods here lets go"
>i say okay i'll be there in a second
>FURIOUSLY rub her on my pubescent 5 incher
>grab her butt and she gets upset, gets off and i say im sorry
>Never speak of it again

Years later, she came over when she was like 16/17 and weirdly flirted with me about her butt. maybe she remembers? i dont know.

>>684057845
Great save
9/7

>>684057695
i'm not sure i belieb this

>>684055549
kek

>>684046153
I don't know what /b/ you go to, but this one is full of nothing but moralfags anymore.

>>684041259
You know once all these girls enter college feminism is going them to convince them it's rape. The limitation is 30 years and civil verdicts don't have that so enjoy life while you can. Tiny will be waiting with soap in the prison shower for ya.

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>>684057845
lol good story m8

>>684058107
Why would somebody lie on the internet?

>>684058041
yeah she remembers. and she wants it to happen

>>684057442
fucking sick bro

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I felt sexually assaulted after this conversation. Does that count?

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>>684057695
KILL YOURSELF YOU ABSOLUTE WORTHLESS HYPERNIGGER

>>684041259
I've told this story before here...but I raped my wife...not deliberately.

Fuck greentext because I'm on mobile.

Background: I'm a dom, wife is a sub...and wife admitted to me that non-consent stories on Literotica get her hot.

I hear her in our room folding laundry or something. Open other door and she's bent over the bed. I push her face down on the bed and pull down her shorts. She resists, but says nothing. I tell her I'm going to fuck her like the dirty slut she is. I spank her ass a few times...I get hard and she's soaked....but she's resisting. I enter her and start pounding her hard, calling her names...she tries to push herself up...saying no, no...I step it up and grab a handful of hair and say she's going to take what I'm giving her.

Rail her pussy, rail her ass....grab her hair and cum on her face. She's real quiet after. I'm thinking. ..oh shit. I walk away do do other shit around the house. An hour later, she's still really quiet...not angry at me but clearly weirded out. I ask her what's wrong. She said she really meant it with the resistance and saying no. I ask her why she didn't use the safe word...she said she froze up...was really scared. I feel horrible.

We talk it out and things are good...I think the real deal is that I took her by surprise from behind...and I had never surprised her like that. She's used the safe word before...but she had total vapor lock. We can laugh about it now but damn, dom-sub was not a game we played for a few months after (mostly because I was weirded out). She had to come out and tell me she wanted to be dominated again so I'd feel comfortable.

>>684058954
i remember you!

>>684058227
Yeah just redditors pretending to be in the in crowd.

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>be me
>enjoying sweet goat butt love
>Don't shave body, covered in filth and stank the likes of which hasn't been seen on this earth
>decide to visit fam
>wife #4 (13) exclaims "Muhammad Muhammad Jihad Kebab"
>asks if I've been killing infidels
>say "you tell me"
>flex my chest, showing bombs strapped to my stomach
>"Allahu Akbar"
>mfw

>>684057577
Pics of wife and friend bro

>>684059245
Muhammad was a faggot and so.are you

>>684057845
>>I'm not into kids but I swear I was ready to fuck that little "BOY"

bahahahahhahaha

if it was a girl, the would have checked for our keys..

>>684059245
I'm Middle Eastern and I laffed.

Thanks anon

>>684045240
> thing that never happened

>>684046330
hey dude, i think your sonic OC is better. can we just get that?

>say hello to girl
>rape!!
>sorry I have tourettes
Crisis averted

>In college
>New Year's party
>Frumpy yet slutty friend is whacked
>Blows my roomate in bathroom
>Later that night we're the last two up
>She's black out drunk
>I start playing with my dick right next to her
>No complaints, I take her hand
>Put it on my dick, rock hard
>Stand up and just rub my dick on her mouth
>Proceed to get a half assed BJ
>Go down on her... she passes out
>Shake her a bit, half asleep responses
>To horny to stop, time to seal the deal
>Cover her in hickeys while I fuck her
>Cum inside
>I keep her panties
>She wakes up
>Blames roommate for hickeys

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>>684057577
>>684057577

Twisted Metal was never on Dreamcast. Story is bullshit.

>>684048974
>get ready for a long one
>20 lines

fucking new F A G

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Girlfriend would never let me fuck her in the ass.

But she came close to letting me try a few times when she was really drunk.

Then one time she was wasted and we were fucking, she said I could go in the backdoor but I didn't even get the tip in before she changed her mind.

We went back to regular sucking and fucking and she kept drinking until she finally passed out.

I was still hard and wanted more so I tried waking her. Slapped her ass hard as fuck and she just mumbled a bit.

Then I realized this could be my moment. I stuck a finger in her crapper. Nothing from her. Stuck another in, nothing.

So I lubed it up and went to town on her ass for a good minute before I finally came inside her.

The next morning she could tell she had been fucked in the ass. I tell her she asked me to and she was okay with it.

>>684059069
Yeah...I haven't pulled that trick on her again. I've been meaning to ask her of non-consent stories still get her excited.

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>>684059939

>Blames roommate for hickeys

>>684051805
Said he wasn't into her though.

>>684057577
Doubt this is real but +1 for balls

>>684051066
>we are all implying that
>some are even saying it directly

good god

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>>684044682
OP said it was sexual assault. No need to throw a bunch of extra charges like a lazy DA.

>>684060283
hope you two have sort of learned and moved on though, ya know? i'd had if this loomed over your relationship forever.

>>684054681
too much jizz

>>684041259
I wanna be that underwear

On phone, no green text.

Be me at 14
Get news we're moving far away.
Idgaf
Tell friends/neighbors.
Hot 39 milf says she'll miss me
"Not as much as I'll miss thinking of you while I shower"
She's stunned - smiles, laughs.
"Ever had sex?"
I reply "can't wait to try".
She asks me to come to her house, specific time/date
Scared, but go.

Guys, she raped me. I loved every single moment. I would cum inside that hairy red bush 6 times a day, every other day, for 3 weeks.

Most amazing time of my life. If I ever have a son, taking him somewhere for the same experience.

At 14... you're ready to fuck your heart out.

>>684048974
This doesn't sound made up at all

>be me, like 6 or 7.
>moms friend (kind of a family friend) was sleeping in moms bed
>me being curious, after finding channel 55 on our bootleg cable box (porn channel)
>stick my hand down her pants, feeling around her pussy, not sure what the fuck im feeling.
>she wakes up and asks me what im doing, I said nothing and just sat back next to her
>nothing after, not even akward around her.

>>684060640
Pics?

>>684060640
>be me at 15
>write a stupid Newgrounds flash game-tier non-greentext from the iPhone my parents bought me on /b/
>use the word faggot a lot in real life to prove how hardcore i am
>it's a meme, ya dip

>>684060163
has she been cool with it since?

>>684046703
She sits on your lap and you just shake her up and down.

>>684057577
>twisted metal
>Dreamcast
stopped reading right there, althogh i know its possible with bleem for dreamcast, its still a stupid idea

>>684055693
>I'm just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

>>684048094
He never followed up on the story, so yes it's fake.

>>684057577

less cool but similar.

>wife has gorgeous best friend
>perfect DD's, 29 years old and extremely perky for size
>get cabin for wife's 30th
>mix of 10 or so guys and girls
>on day 2, hot best friend invites over two girls that only she knows, used to work together as ski instructors or something
>one is solid 9/10, other not so much
>everyone drinks on the beach all day
>ski instructors go back to their place (staying somewhere nearby) but say they'll come over later to party
>boozing pretty hard after dinner, wife goes to bed b/c we were all up drinking until 3:00 the night before
>ski instructor girls come over
>say "let's get in the hot tub!"
>go into bedroom (not the one my wife is sleeping in) to change into swimsuit and snort line of cocaine
>come back outside
>ski instructor girls and one my of my friends in hot tub, all naked
>get in wearing suit b/c married
>gorgeous friend walks out wearing bikini
>"oh we're going clothing optional huh? ok fine but i'm leaving my bottoms on."
>get to see big beautiful tits I've been wanting to see for years
>other dudes drop trow and get in
>30 minutes later or so everyone gets out of tub
>ski instructors leave b/c two of my thirsty friends were creeping on them too hard, sucks
>most people in the house going to bed
>anotherlineofblowsoundsgood.jpg
>go to bedroom where the group stash is (where i changed earlier)
>open door w/o knocking, didn't think anyone was in there
>hot friend standing there just in bikini bottoms drying off her hair
>no effort to cover tits at all
>say "sorry" but stand there and ogle her tits
>"hey you wanna do a line?"
>"sure, come on in"
>she stays topless and we snort a couple
>chat for 10 minutes and basically don't even acknowledge her toplessness
>go to bed an hour later or so, masturbate furiously in master bathroom, go to sleep

pretty sure she never said anything to my wife. i sure didn't.

>>684055828
HAHA BRO WHADDUP

>>684055847
Religion built the country you idiot. It was the structure and guiding..... You know what? You're just a dumb asshole, ok?

>>684041259
If u dont know the difference between a c or d cup youre underage. Ban this faggot

>>684057167
this is literally why drunk consent isn't consent.

>>684052010
>never speak to me or my daughter ever again

best part

>>684057695
>when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

what an opener. John greene? is that you?

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>>684052010

>>684046603
>>684049776
>>684052010
>>684052010
So are you saying you fucked the mom or the daughter?

>Have 8/10 redheaded girlfriend
>Sex is vanilla and she wont swallow
>I dont carse cause I'm in love for first time ever
>Gf breaks up with me
>Says she wants to be single
>I'm heartbroken but agree we can stay friends
>Starts dating another guy seriously 3 months later
>I say I'm happy for her and we should still hang out
>She comes over every week and we watch movies
>I fix dinner and jack off into her food
>Watch her unknowingly eat my cum
>She's wouldn't swallow before but now she's eaten about 40 of my loads with a smile

>>684054684
This is just sad. Why make up stories anon? Why?

>be 23
>at friends newyears party
> 3 couples including my wife and I
>Get hammered
>jump over couch because I have no clue why (drunk.JPEG)
>break ankle but don't realize it, just hurts bad, walk it off
> realize it's shattered when I faceplant
> friends helps me to their bedroom, says I can sleep there.
> friend passes out on couch
>other couple in guestbed
>my wife passes out on pull out couch.
>fiends wife was drunker than I comes in bed with me...

>>684057695
It's pasta

>>684052564
That's the one

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>>684061656
> religion builds countries now

apparently all of humanity's existence before the inception of nationhood they must have been atheists

you're so far behind you think you're first

>>684052187
>>684053244
Bull shit

>>684042095
>paedopjile
Britbong identified

>Be me giving living off campus with a roommate.
>bought a few canary camera unit because it looked cool.
>Set one up in my room and few months go by.
>get a notification while in class. It's the canary telling me it detected movement in my room.
>I check and play the video it sent and it's my roommate's girlfriend stealing some of my Adderall and Xanax.
> I confront her about it and threatened to tell my roommate and notify the authorities. I show her the video.
>She gets mad that I have a recording of her, but soon her attitude changes and she starts begging me not to to.
>Gave the ultimatum of sucking my dick or me reporting her
>she reluctantly complies.
>roommate still doesn't know til this day.

>>684061656
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

>>684052473
AoC varies by state. Mine is 16

>>684062070
>pitch black
>she is Hammered, mubles gibberish
>pulls her clothes off in bed
>I'm in just boxers, already full flag

>this thread
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>684060525
Nah, we're good now. We can laugh about it now... my wife is a smart ass...and we'll be in the middle of some normal, non-dom sex and she'll say the safe word...and no I've cone up behind her in the kitchen and said, "I'm gonna rape yo ass ho!" While kissing her on the neck. Her response is usually, "not if you like your testicles, the butcher's knife is within reach."

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>>684047000

>>684062006
so why don't you follow your dream of being a chief? obviously you're a great cook.

>>684044682
kys

>live in country but have neighbors i've known all my life
>boy is my my age, his sister is 2 years older
>around puberty i realize she's a hot as fuck blonde
>whenever i spend the night i would sneak into her room and fondle her while she slept

>>684062070
>>684062568
>She straddles my side and runs her nails down my chest
> I think about telling her, but it's already too far
>she bites my neck and whispers in my ear she thinks she's ready to finally take it in the ass
>Ftw my wife never let me do anal
>decide I'm taking advantage of this
> both still drunk
> get behind her, hard as diamondz

>>684063143
>adult now
>my wife has a hot friend that i've always wanted to bang
>she is visiting us and we are all drinking
>she ends up passing out and going to bed
>every time i go to take a piss, i take a detour to the guest room to fondle her tits

>>684054677
>shouldn't never

>>684061873
True, but it's results are undeniable and it's hard to pass on the opportunity. It take a real effort to not take advantage. Especially when you're intoxicated as well, or just extremely horny.