Help me out /b/, I am FUCKED.
>Be me
>Get a job at a local butcher's shop for some spare money
>Butcher has an 8/10 daughter who goes to the local college
>Almost the end of my shift, earlier today
>Stacking up some boxes
>Butcher's daughter comes in, wearing short shorts and a tank top
>muhdick.jpg
>"Hey Anon,...
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Also when I say butt bump I mean like this but with only one of us doing it at a time.
run out naked with a comboy suit
with some justin bieber music
>>542546267
I don't have either of those.
I just told my girlfriend that having an innie vagina is not common. Post pictures or share some kind words to make her happy
told her i had never been with a girl with one. now shes upset
>>542551595
wow innies are just groos.
i think there's some sort of surgery she can get to fix that though.
love that pussy sm the better
You find yourself in a dark room. You have no idea how you got here, but whatever happened, it can't be good. Your instinct tells you that you need to get out of here. Quickly. What will you do?
>Enter command (Post ending in 3)
Suck my own dick
>close browser
>>542539403
You attempt to close the browser, but unfortunately, there is no browser to close. You don't even have a computer. There probably isn't any kind of wireless signal in miles. You consider stopping being a faggot and finding a way to get out of here.
>5&10
Hello /b/ this is my GF after tan.
Rate her butt pls
good butt
6/10
le not bad.
le very good
>>542550228
lol. 8.
well, /b/, I'm being extorted by a hacker.
>be me
>be sittin on facebook
>see a rando friend request
>"Hm, cute little asian girl, wow, she's in my area, perhaps date?"
>Accept friend request
>insta-message from girl
>"Hey there, handsome"
>seems legit
>"yeah...
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>>542472276
(cont'd)
>her screen is now just her compy monitor, and I can see her drafting a message to all my friends on fb sayin "LOOK AT DIS MASTURBATION VIDEO I FOUND OF UR FRIEND"
>fuck fuck fuck fuck
>beg "please please please don't I'll do anything please don't"
>"k give me $1000 and I will delete ur video"
>"please...
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>>542472276
Well, only thing you can do is threaten her with something at this point. Remember that there's no guarantee she won't just leak the shit anyway.
>>542472592
how could I threaten her?
Join in on an important social movement, /b/
By not tipping food servers we can force business owners to pay them a decent fucking wage
Funny, cause if we see you again we will fuck your food up. If we don't, we fuck your credit card up.
>>542422809
I never tip, if I want to spend more money then what the meal costs, I'll
a) go to a more expensive restaurant next time
b) get dessert
c) quit my job because I obviously have too much money already
d) give some money to the homeless guy out front
but none of these ever happen because I like to keep my money and spend only what an item costs, because I am not a charity.
>>542422809
>writing shittags on the customer copy of the receipt
>expects to get something done with armchair activism
>be 17 year old virgin
>have sister about a year younger than me
>kinda get along or whatever
>sister is fairly popular, lots of friends
>has one particular good group of friends
>they are always over at our house
>one of her friends in particular is named jenna
>jenna is really hot, 9/10, probably large b size breasts, dat face...
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>one night jenna is having a sleepover with her friends
>jenna is coming
>think nothing of it, her friends sleep over on occasion
>always stay up late because at night nobody disturbs me
>every few minutes I hear sister and her friends giggling loudly from her room down the hall
>god you guys are annoying as shit
>be about 3:30 am
>getting...
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>>542426508
moreeee
>say “yeah sure”
>walk downstairs, she follows behind me
>get to kitchen
>open pantry door and hold it open
>tell her “you can take whatever you want”
>she reaches in, grabs a box of wheat thins and turns back around to face me
>gets up close, looking into my eyes
>says “thanks anon”
>get...
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So /b/ I went on two dates with this girl and she just sent me this....what do I do? Besides file a restraining order...what should I say? Help pls
more pics to come...there's more
Run, run far and never look back.
2/3
Long story short faggot cunt goes on 4chan thinks he is tough shit. Compares us to GOD DAMN FACEBOOK.
(pic related his sister)
>>542397968
bump
u mad
bump
IT"S FUCKING WALKER COOK SISTERRR
God tier movies.
Pic related. This one is unforgettable.
i havent seen a movie for 3-4 months now, please give me something good to trench the drought
>>542367736
Here comes the train of usual good movies that everyone knows about. I mean really, why even post that (yeye bump, whatever). I would like to see some movies that are not 100% knows by everyone suggested.
Picrelated is quite well-known but at least it's not god damn shame-level. Movie is meh btw. 6-7/10. I can't watch all these independent films and not feel like they are trying too hard to be smart.
UPDATE ON THE STANLEY TRIALS
Story thus far:
>A friend posts pics of mutual acquaintance on /b/ in a cringe / beta thread.
>Friend is blocked from acquaintance, so can't see that someone has told of the pictures
>Cringe goes nuts
>I message cringe trying to see if I can unlock his inner detective and help him find this demon
>He finds out who posted the pics on /b/
>Issues death...
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>>542343576
POST 2 / ??
His status' have gotten more violent. Several of us are messaging him as white knights to help this mighty champion.
I'm lurking OP
>>542343576
my thighs are hot for goat felons
>A.K. thread
Curry dat pussy before you enter
Service Director, Kelly Switzerland
Leaked nudes and cheating pic on photobucket.
/b/ did the doxx for the lulz
mods want to delete the info.
can't hide the truth
freedom of the lulz
Rekt son
epic win
One year ago today a truly great man opened his heart and his anus and showed us what it means to /b/ingo/ like a man. In honor of Jack the Trooper, it's b/ingo time fellas.
Todays board.
You fucks best get in here. I'm only gonna bump this once.
I'm working on something
Vice President Scandal Thread 5
(continued from >>542267195)
Recap:
>VP of company sends nudes to sandnigger
>cheating on husband with him
>both have family/kids/etc
>/b/ tries to call her 3 in the morning while she's on vacation and wonder why the hell no one answers
>everyone waiting for morning to arrive so we can see her answer
>IMAGES:...
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>>542286861
Dr. Faggot reporting in
lurking
Present.
Will do professional x-rays on photos.
>>542248874
wow that's the most legit thing i saw ever since i stopped browsing /r/atheism
pls