>THIS IS A SIMPLE THREAD
For the next hour:
1. You write a post
2. I put that post to music
3. I post that music here
4. Upon completion of the thread, I upload a playlist of all the tracks for download
Shorter posts will be done faster, longer ones may go incomplete. I will sing literally anything you write. Anything.
These have gone well in the past, but time is of the essence.
Go!
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>>575497209
probably wont deliver you fucking nigger
>>575497360
>>575497468
Delivery:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZwWBHEhcAW
YLYL get this started
ITT: /b/ dragon slayer raid!
Rules:
This huge motherfucking dragon appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here: http://dragonslayer.eu01.aws.af.cm
Heres some info about this boss:
name@Hydra
dificulty@hard
element@water
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are...
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http://dragonslayer.eu01.aws.af.cm/575506105
HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss...
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Fight
>>575506206
ouch, avenge
nickname@Blue
ITT: Greatest quotes and proverbs, great sayings and words to live your life by (Things that really had an effect on you) I'll start us off pic related.
>>575491383
"Stop trying to control everything and just...let....go" - Fight Club
'What we do in life, echoes in eternity' - Gladiator
"What flows from the nose does not go on the clothes." -Fancy Groundskeeper Willie
I'm the whitest man you'll ever meet.
>>575503617
is that Lance Cryror
>>575503617
Actually, I am.
>>575505303
Now that's a god beard their man. Workin on mine myself. Just coming back from a startup meeting thought i'd get some Starbucks coffee.
Last one 404ed
Hacked iCloud wins! Post em
bump interest :D
Bumpin
>>575496596
bump
Feet thread?
>>575478691
>>575478815
>>575479079
anyone? shall i stop posting?
You have 10 seconds to post a sexier 10/10 than Laci Green
>Protip: you can't
>>575466981
I win, faggot
>>575466981
....bullshit...stupid makes a 10/10 downgrade to a 3/10. She is so fucking stupid, shit exits her mouth at a shocking rate.
innie pussy thread
No webm thread? webm thread
>>575482018
Anybody know if the source for the beginning clip?
Alrighty /b/ ive got a story to tell
to help keep the story straight, we'll call my friend james and the girl sasha
>be me
>sohpomore in high school
>at lunch, sitting with friends
>girl i know named sasha comes up and talks to me while waiting for her friends
>her friends arrive, sasha leaves
>friend of mine who happens to be a complete autist with talking to girls mentions...
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Pornographic images
Bump
>>575476720
Yes continue you fucking nigger stop asking
wins thread?
this is gonna disappear faster than the heaven id thread...
>>575476907
My dick is diamonds
>>575477261
yes that's what a boob looks like
hey /b/, have been doing time since the whole Jessy Slaughter incident.
What's new?
>>575473860
>VOLZqi7d
what the fuck is VOLZqi7d???
Not alot
Jesus you've been gone soo long you don't even know about IDs?
They're randomly generated IDs for a single thread only, so you can track others' posts and to prevent samefagging.
Pedophile here, Roll 01 and I will give myself to the cops.
>>575470680
Get this fucker off the streets
Rolll
>>575470680
69 post pizza
>>575470680
cya, faggot.
Cool, deep, resonant image thread.
Anything goes!