>>575491383
"Stop trying to control everything and just...let....go" - Fight Club

'What we do in life, echoes in eternity' - Gladiator

"What flows from the nose does not go on the clothes." -Fancy Groundskeeper Willie

>>575491497
Quite an interesting one Moya

in what context is it said?

“Every man is what he is, because of the dominating thoughts which he permits to occupy his mind.”

- Napoleon Hill, Think and grow rich

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Living the life now that I've realized this

"You're a wizard harry" - Hagrid

"Things that we take for granted someone else is praying for"

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"Tits are life, ass is hometown"

~Kenichirō Takaki

>>575491383
>greatest quotes
>Post that unfunny shit louie
Back to leddit shithole
Sage your shit

'Ouch,wrong hole' - Your mom

>>575491383
Meh Louis CK socialist bullshit

we cant stop here,
this is bat country

>>575492516
fucken rekt

>>575492476
I don't care for the context its a nice quote.

Go back to not being loved elsewhere.

>>575492476
I bet you're the kind of faggot who watches Family Guy and Tosh.0

Life is but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets upon the stage then is heard no more. It is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

-my my hommie Shakespeare

>>575492584
>socialist
>bullshit

pick one faggot

"...man will be what he was born to be: free and independent."

>>575492584
Actually its antisocialist lol. Its supposed to emphasize the act of helping people out instead of bitching about how they have more than you.

Love and caring. Something many people here dont understand.

Inb4 faggot

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"I want a pint of coca-cola!"
-Favre
State Troopers

>>575492910
Well said.

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>>575492910
I think you've too busy loving and caring to have learned understand what socialism means.

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"Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness, give me truth."

-Henry David Thoreau

I like pic related too, but it's really the Thoreau one that matters to me.

>>575491383
Apathy is death

>>575492476
>announcing sage

>>575492584
WTF CK is not a socialist. He supports the fucking American troops killing strangers in their own homes. Fuck him.

>>575491975
"It's from one of the most popular movies EVER. Go watch it if you want context you dumb faggot."

-Anon

Buy the ticket. Take the ride

If you're trying to pick up women and you're feeling scared, remember

'He that hesitates, masturbates'.

>>575493031
You're fucking useless Anon.

>>575491975
the context is the car is being driven in the wrong lane against traffic while the main character is freaking the fuck out

The earth is evil. We don't need to grieve for it.
-Melancholia

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>>575491383
Understanding is a 3 edged sword

>>575491383
"When life reaches out with a moment like this, it's a sin not to reach back" Don't be too scared to take advantage of opportunities in life.

>>575493793
Thats fucking gold upvoted this

You have to enjoy the little things.

>>575494286
An itchy nose must be scratched

>>575493646
I love you man.

>>575491975
did...did you just call someone via their ID name? No one does that shit, and the fact that you've never seen one of the greatest movies of all time...newfag confirmed

“There is only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve: the fear of failure.”
Paulo Coelho - The Alchemist

>>575495062
Not seeing a movie = Newfag

Well done sir, have you ever thought about helping solve the greatest mystery of the universe? Your logic is superb.

Long story short GTFO my thread faggot.

>>575494250
probably not man i bet about 90% of people masturbate to the same 10%

>>575495338
It's not YOUR thread faggot, if it was you could make me but you can't cause therefore it's not YOUR THREAD FAGGOT.

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>>575495062
> fight club is one of the greatest movies of all time

"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell" - Albert Huxley

"Men who seek happiness are like drunkards who can never find their house but are sure that they have one" - Voltaire

"Nothing can come out of an artist that is not in the man" - H.L. Mencken

"Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught" - Oscar Wilde

"Sanity is madness put to good uses" - George Santayana

"The more you let yourself go, the less others let you go" - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Even if I was all that could be, all that nothing around would still be bigger than me" - Matt Hall

Sorry for the excess amount. I literally have a small collection of quotes all on paper in a jar.

"Who you choose to be around you, lets you know who you are." -Han in Tokyo Drift

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"one bullet is a lifetime supply"

>>575491383
"There's no normal life, Wyatt, it's just life. Get on with it."

- Tombstone

>>575495062
OJ thinks fight club is a great movie

"I wish everyone in the world could become rich and famous and have all of their dreams come true, so they could realize that that's not the answer."
-Jim Carrey

>>575495785

it's Aldous Huxley jfc

"We forget what we want to remember and we remember what we want to forget" The Road

I'm in a sentimental mood tonight lads. Having philosophical talks and all that shit.

>>575491383

>Everybody does the best they can, with what they've got, at any given point in time.

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"Pain don't end the world, nor beatin's. The world ends when you're dead. 'Till then, stand it like a man and give some back." - Swearengen

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"Let us, in sober realism, concentrate on the tangible, on that which is now necessary, and leave other concerns to the side"

"No enthusiasm should be greater than the sober passion for practical reason"

Helmut Schmidt rocks it.

>>575495994
I recalled all of those from memory, excuse one minor mistake you twat. Don't expect everything everyone does on the internet to be immaculate you pretentious wad. Lets see you recall anything other than the fact that you meaninglessly shitpost on forums online to compensate for personal instability.

>>575495785
You from maryland?

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"All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with light coming out of his mouth! "

- Big Trouble in Little China

(nothing sentimental about it but i couldn't resist)

>>575496527
>Everybody does the best they can, with what they've got, at any given point in time
Well that is bullshit lol

>>575492123
Accept that that isn't true at all

>>575491383
Translation: the poor ought to stop whining, take whatever the rich gives 'em and be fucking grateful.

Stupid, just stupid.

/thread

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>>575496590
>being this mad over nothing

Sage the everliving fuck outta this. 2/10

Kop Tek

>>575496613
Unfortunately not, I'm stuck in Pennsylvania at the moment.
Why do you ask?

Derp

>>575495062
Shut the fuck up, OJ

>>575491383
"Life sucks, and then you die."

%triforce

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>>575496590

"It's not YOUR thread faggot, if it was you could make me but you can't cause therefore it's not YOUR THREAD FAGGOT." -jMUzhwCr

>>575496956
Your mom

Remember that the Gods don't like us. Pray to them all you want but never rely on them, rely only on yourself. Gods are Gods but they are also people, they go out, get drunk and forget things. Remember that the Gods do not like us because we remind them of themselves.

James Clavell - whirlwind

>>575495673
he bitch slapped you, chump. get over it lol

From now on we call people by their IDs, and we call faggots by their nature: Faggots

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>>575496472
I don't work while I procrastinate though. so that makes no fucking sense.

>>575497459
Yes, but why do you suck dicks?

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"Don't look so grim, it's all just a game."

>>575497657
>"It's not YOUR thread faggot." -jMUzhwCr

>>575496624
Classic Carpenter.

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>>575496590
>he's so mad because someone corrected him
the only people I've seen who literally get this mad are pretentious hipsters who believe their intellect is all they're worth. so when someone corrects them, they get ultra defensive, just like you

do you live in Seattle, Pittsburgh or San Francisco?

>>575497802
Implying their is something wrong with being gay or being a straight female?

Instead lets talk about why your so upset. Did daddy walk out on you? Do woman cringe at your weight?

>>575497657
You are seriously a newfag, neckbeard loser. Philosophical mood lads? Faggot Fuck off

>>575496546
one of the hardest motherfuckers. The guy the character was based on was much worse. fun fact, the real town Deadwood averaged 1 murder a fucking day.

"lol"
- xgBVgxif

If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least do not harm them.

Dalai Lama

>>575498140
""lol"
- xgBVgxif"
- qPTuILW8

Somewhere in the heart of man.
There comes a time when he must understand.
The strong withstand, the weak will fall.
Cause tomorrow may not come at all.

-Xzibit

>>575498030
Awk bless,

Whats wrong hunny? Did you not get any attention from mummy?

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the leftovers on with you to know about and I am with you to able, but the. it not only the last two ago, but it some of my life and death the best the most important things.

>>575492695
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas HST the king

>>575491929
oh, wouldnt that be adaquet (sp?)

>>575498271
I had a fantastic "mummy." I'm just not a fan of cancer, and you're destroying this threads DNA.

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>>575496590
i've never seen anyone so mad

Calm seas never made a skilled sailor.

>>575497657
I'll call you by your sexual orientation, faggot.

>>575498015
Relax, i'm not shaming you for liking it up the ass. You homos are so defensive.
You're so upset your sentences are not even intelligible.
Invite your bf over and give him a manicure + blowjob or whatever your kind of flaming faggots do, don't take your frustration out at me man.

"Learn what you can from the beasts you defeat, you'll need it for some of the people you'll meet" Goodnight Demonslayer by Voltaire.

'""lol"
- xgBVgxif"
- qPTuILW8"

- 8/Jg02c2

"I smoke so much pot I don't know if I like it or not." - Andre Nickatina, Soul of a Coke Dealer.

>>575498474
Keep telling yourself that hunny, I just want you to know its not your fault :)

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>>575498474
Why did you yell out the word Dna? You don't have to caps to be cool, yo.

>>575498271
Your comebacks are bitch tier, meaning it's what I'd expect to hear from a woman.
It fits well seeing as you're a faggot and all but I suggest you tone it down cause it's too feminine even for fags.

>>575491981
That observation is without meaning for how non-revelationary it is. Is this Napoleon guy an imbecile? How the fuck would what you think NOT shape you? Jesus fucking christ I want to brutally murder all these bottom feeder self piece of shit help authors, as well as everyone who reads them and thinks anything other than "what a bunch of horseshit"

>>575497968
I didn't actually get mad, its not like im in fury because of a post on the internet. You just read it with an angry tone because youre projecting. No, nice guesses though.

>>575498805
Comebacks?

I just want to help you get over your past is all hunny, God loves everyone even you :)

>>575499061
I literally cringed at your post.

"Everybody is in it for themselves" -Some anon on /b/ or in /adv/, not sure

Holy shit this thread reeks of cancer m8s

>>575499132
Just like people do to your nature my lovely

Now I know I might have hurt your feelings but I'm sure you'll make peace with me and god one day, We will both forgive you hunny bunny pumpkin pie :) It was nice to meet you PXQ

Some of these probably originated somewhere else, but I'm quoting where I heard them.Integrity is doing the right thing, even when no one is looking. - Lt. Col. John Campbell JROTC instructor

People who can't follow the simplest instructions, need to die. - CMS Airey JROTC instructor

It's perfectly fine to focus on what you want to do, after you've done what you need to do. - my dad

Helping others is a good thing, but you have to help yourself first. If you're fucked, you're in no position to help anyone. - my dad

Never let anyone tell you that you can't do something. Who the fuck are they? - my dad

Don't start fights, finish them. Whatever they do to you, do it to them twice as hard. - my dad

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>>575498927
>excuse one minor mistake you twat
>you twat
>not mad

>Don't expect everything everyone does on the internet to be immaculate you pretentious wad.
>you pretentious wad
>not mad

Lets see you recall anything other than the fact that you meaninglessly shitpost on forums online to compensate for personal instability.
>compensate for personal instability
>not mad

also;
>projecting
sure. To keep things relevant I'll post one of my favorite quotes

"A fisherman can always see another fisherman from afar"
Money Never Sleeps

>Man who catch fly with chopstick, is liar.

Me when I said this is an old chink proverb.

>>575499132
>>575498474
The both of you are potatoes.
Knock it the fuck off before I call mother away from her drinking to punish you.

don't think just do

>>575499439
>It's perfectly fine to focus on what you want to do, after you've done what you need to do. - my dad


I approve of this one greatly

>>575491981
>>575493269
>>575495982
These.

btw, where's john at? he has a pretty good saying but I forgot how it goes

nice thread 10/10 trolling OP

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"ITS JUST A GOOD SOLID TANK"

>>575491383
"shit happens" planet of the apes

Don't play the odds, play the man.

Trust nobody.

It's not bragging if you can back it up.

The only limitations one has are the ones they place on themselves.

He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.

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>>575496590
calm down fgt

>>575499876
Thanks KBH Faggots bite bait hard

>>575499409
1/10
It seems you had one horsecock too many, and it rattled your marbles so hard that you think you're making any sense.
At any case, you should hit up the crack den and ask your whore of a mother to keep an eye on you before you get carried away and live on a ranch.

>>575499707
Suck my nuts mr. flabbycunt

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>>575499856

>>575499439
>Helping others is a good thing, but you have to help yourself first. If you're fucked, you're in no position to help anyone. - my dad

Your dad is a fucking raid boss

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>>575492476
You must be trolling or just a humorless faggot.

Post something that you think is funny and let us shit all over it on it.

"you killed my father, prepare to die" - the princess bride

>>575499449
>Taking the use of the word "twat" as a valid indicator of someone being genuinely angry

>Taking the insult "pretentious wad" as serious as you do

>Using a gif to try and replace an actual argument or point

Congrats, your interepretation of everything is just too good for me to even imagine something to say back.

Here is one of mine

"Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, it doesnt fucking matter when you laugh at the bastard trying to pick up the ball to try and show how cool he is" - Tyler Reed

>>575500229
You should tell your mother about your master troll conquests when you visist the crack den, that is if you can get over the smell of her putrid cunt and take a breath to speak.

>>575498015
This is why people don't like gay people you fuck. Our natural response to super defensive people is "Fuck this person and everything about them". When being a flaming, annoying faggot and not just a normal gay person, that's the easiest thing to hate.

My brother is gay and I love him.
You're a fucking faggot.

>>575500248
One day Muzh you will understand that if you tried you would have friends and could be happy

I really hope you get to that point soon Hunny bunny pumpkin pie with a cherry on top :)

Posted these before but i'll post again. 1/2

The only use of an obstacle is to be overcome. All that an obstacle does with brave men is, not to frighten them, but to challenge them.

Danger gleams like sunshine to a brave man's eyes.

You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world, and you impoverish yourself if you forget the errand.

I would rather lose in a cause that will some day win, than win in a cause that will some day lose.

You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Hope is important because it can make the present moment less difficult to bear. If we believe that tomorrow will be better, we can bear a hardship today.

Hope is definitely not the same thing as optimism. It is not the conviction that something will turn out well, but the certainty that something makes sense, regardless of how it turns out.

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.

>>575500591
Incest is not best, you and your brother should split up man.

>>575500682 2/2
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.

If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.

As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth, so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind. To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again. To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives.

In human intercourse the tragedy begins, not when there is misunderstanding about words, but when silence is not understood.

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sense, regardless of how it turns out.

The tragedy of modern man is not that he knows less and less about the meaning of his own life, but that it bothers him less and less.

All the suffering, stress, and addiction comes from not realizing you already are what you are looking for.

the mark you leave, will be determined by what you accomplish between yesterday and tomorrow.

Let go. Only when you do can you get lost. And unless you get lost, you'll never be able to find your own way, your own destiny.

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We can all agree on this one.

>>575500595
>yaaaaaaawwwwn
Did you pay your mother a visit yet?
Make sure you can fit it in her schedule, she has "nigger dick for crack money" marked down for 14 hours of the day.

>>575500832
Pretty sad that your childhood is so broken that you can't admit you love your own family.

Is that why you bury your face in another mans balls?

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>>575496590
MFW being this mad

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fckn bears!

They undermine the will to power; they level mountain and valley, and call that morality; they make men small, cowardly, and pleasurable. -Nietzsche

To shine like the sun you must first burn like it.

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>>575501294
more srs

>>575496472
downloading porn games?

"Courage!" - my grandma

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>>575501496
another great one for the beta's

>>575495609
The ratio in sex is 20/80, where 20% of men are having 80% of the sex.

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>>575501871
also, fresh from one of this year's topkek happenings.

"I have three core beliefs. Don't do drugs, don't smoke and don't be violent"
-My smoking, pill-popping, mixed martial artist father

What he was actually trying to teach me is that believing in something does not make it viable, true or reasonable. Beliefs don't do anything but make you complacent when you live by them.

>>575501871
You don't know what they want,
they don't know what they want,
so indeed why give a shit.

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>>575502079
Now for the biggest motivational speaker in MMO's. ever.

>>575491383
"I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done."

-Buddha

>>575500568
>trying this fucking hard

>Why would I possibly want to go to a refugee camp?
Nikolas Schreck

>>575502841
That's the thing, I'm not even trying and here you are replying.
faggot

>>575496472
I bet thab book sold a lot of copies. Telling people that what they want to believe is the truth.

>>575495785
>that Oscar Wilde quote is retarded shit that basic bitch white girls get tattooed on themselves instead of wearing uggs
>Same for Santayana
>Nietzsche was talking about his own growing insane depression

Seriously, do you take life direction from facebook and facebook alone?

>>575502841
> Being that mad

>>575493574
Socialism is a policy regarding your own population, not enemy populations.

>>575502290
probably the high point in this abortion of a thread

>>575501928
I love this. what an incredible piece of technology yet so over looked. The thing about reading is, its like your mind telling itself new ideas to gain different perspectives without feeling forced. super powerful

'Always look on the bright side of life'

>>575496872
I've accepted it

>>575503025
The battles that count aren’t the ones for gold medals. The struggles within yourself–the invisible battles inside all of us–that’s where it’s at. –Jesse Owens

'One small step for man, One giant leap for woman -kind'

>>575492476
>Insulting the best living comedian
Die troll

>>575503025
Remember no one can make you feel inferior without your consent. –Eleanor Roosevelt

Stop letting me make you my bitch :)

"I have a limited intelligence and I've used it in a particular direction."

- Richard Feynman

>>575496896
The context was his daughter bitching about his other daughter asking for, then receiving, the last of something. So the non-receiving daughter had a small fit about how that wasn't fair.

The context means the quote applies more to conspicuous consumption and wanting for the sake of wanting and not true desire or need.

"You see thing and say "why?", but I dream things and say "why not?" - gbs

A wet man does not fear the rain.

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>>575499856
sauce?

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>>575491383
Well, that's like your opinion, man.

>>575503025
>That's the thing, I'm not even trying and here you are replying
>I'm not even trying
>not even trying

>>575491383
"Kill the jews"
- Adolf Hitler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AsQfxJG_Jo

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>>575503961

>>575497951
Lucy is your id
Bitch

>>575491981
Self improvement books?

"Self-improvement is masterbation. Self Destruction, now that's something." -Fight Club

>>575495791
To be honest... that one is good even if it comes from that kind of movie.

Anger burns only the wrong bridges

>>575500425
Shit like this is the reason this movie, like fucking Garden State, hasn't aged well.

This basically means that everyone should hold out for a person that fucking worships and deifies them. Notice how it says jack shit about how you feel about them. It's patronizing to absolutely every relationship that didn't last, writing them off as wrong choices. Life is way more fucking complicated than that. Plenty of people love their partners for what they are, but you know what, faggot? Who they are changes. Who you are changes. And no one should be seen as perfect.

>>575503308
Do you religiously chant that before you gobble the biggest cock in the glory hole?

>>575503551
I bet that sounds really cute in your head as I verbally rape you left and right across this thread.

You're just like your dad
- Your mom as she gobbles a 12 inch dong

>>575503864
That green text is like your genuine mark of autism.

>>575492891
Canada fag reporting in.

Socialism is ma home. Gj bro.

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this fucking image changed my life a bit

He shook his head. “My advice to you, my violent friend, is to seek out gold and sit on it.”

'I have gained this by philosophy, that I do without being commanded, what others do only from fear of the law.'
Aristotle.

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>>575504365
and you claim to not even trying

Kek

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>>575493793
Dang. ima remember this tonight

>Simple minds discuss people. Average minds discuss happenings. Great minds discuss ideas.
>The ones who matter - don't care, the ones who care - don't matter.
>Was it love? Or was it the idea of being in love?
>You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to, so that when they turn their backs on you, you'd have the chance to put the knife in.
>ONE'S INTELLECT IS BEST SHOWN IN THE WAY HE OR SHE ARGUES - had to.be capslol, it's the most correct thing I've heard in my life. Georgr Bernard Shaw
>The two most important things in life are finding a woman that loves you as you love her and finding a job you like doing.
>The idiot isn't the one who falls down, the idiot is the one who doesn't get up.
>Measure twice, then cut - Jack the Ripper. Nah it wasn't him, but it's a decent quote.
>A wolf changes its fur, but never it's attitude.
>Omnea mea mecum porto - Latin: Everything I own, I carry with myself
>Per aspera ad astra - Latin: Over the thorns to the stars
>Every person that doesn't accept the theory of evolution as the truth - doesn't know enough about it.
>Its better to have a small bird under your armpit, than an Albatros on a branch
>There's always a fucker who has it worse than you

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>>575504259
Are you the only wise person on 4chan?

“I like sleeping alone, stretching out like a skydiver, cool patches to roll onto. I should appreciate it more”
-Don Draper

>>575492891
This motherfucker gets it.

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>>575504259
Relationships that don't work out are time and energy pissed away, to most people. After college, you go into a relationship with the expectation(well, not expectation, but, at least, goal) that it's going to work.

Every long term relationship that blows up is a step closer to dying alone or with someone you hate.

>>575504706
Is it really my fault if my minimal effort seems like a daunting exhaustion for your simple little mind?
It's ok that you're stupid, your mom (and god) will still love you.

The personification of the devil as the symbol of all evil assumes the living shape of the Jew

>>575504797
>>575504797
Excuse my shenanigans
>The ones who matter - don't mind. The ones who mind - don't matter.

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>>575505020
There's value in dying alone.

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>>575505024
Not
Even
Trying

Mfw

>>575505020
Or you could learn from it and not have it be a total loss.

>>575491929
I luv u

>>575501496
>Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.

says the guy who started the drug war, because he didn't like people smoking pot.

GRREEEEEEEEOOOOOOOONNNNK!
- Godzilla

There's no tyrant like a brain

>>575505232
You're getting pretty boring, so unless you pick up the pace and start writing something worth reading I'll go to the next dumb faggot who'll reply to every single one of my posts kek.
You have one chance at redemption.
Go

>>575505229
profound

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk… Have at you!

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>>575504365

>tips fedora

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"suck my dick and the balls too" - bill brick

>>575491383

Get what you can and what you get hold;
'Tis the stone that will turn all your lead into gold.

-Poor Richards Almanac by Benjamin Franklin

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>>575492584
Seems pretty anti socialist

>>575492891
See pic related

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"Toast? No one can suck my cock after toast"

>>575504514
I understood that the world was nothing: a mechanical chaos of casual, brute enmity on which we stupidly impose our hopes and fears. I understood that, finally and absolutely, I alone exist. All the rest, I saw, is merely what pushes me, or what I push against, blindly—as blindly as all that is not myself pushes back.

>>575499439
your dad's a sage

>>575496624
the best

>>575505553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU-koApbClU

We all know you'll be leaving due to your lack of achievements while trying so hard good bye young one, maybe one day you'll be able to communicate with us without getting mad :)

>Good bye hunny bunny pumpkin pie with a cherry on top I'll always remember you

>>575505362
Yeah, that's, like, the description of life. Or you could have learned during it, and it wouldn't have failed. Or there could have been very little learning required, with both of you sharing a drive for eachother. These other options, these are the most ideal.

>>575504408
I recognise those mountains,

>>someone photoshopped themselves into Skyrim.

>>575500003
i like it

>>575504194
Chuck Palahniuk is such a great writer when it comes to one liners. I recently read "Invisible Monsters" and it's full of great quotes.

>“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”

>“Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.”

>“No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.”

>“Hysteria is impossible without an audience. Panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in an empty room. You feel really silly.”

>“When you understand, that what you're telling is just a story. It isn't happening anymore. When you realize the story you're telling is just words, when you can just crumble up and throw your past in the trashcan, then we'll figure out who you're going to be.”

>>575496590
Shall we call the police this guy is too mad and I'm starting to get real worried

>>575505229
Death is only for yourself, it's the last thing you do. If you want to do it alone, do it alone. If you want to die in someone's arms, do it.

>>575491497
sounds like a fucking AA meeting. maybe I should call my sponsor.

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Phn'glui mglw'nafh Chthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn - Cthulhu

>>575505636
>more autistic greentext and may may regurgitation
It's like you want to conform to everything I said.

>>575505991
Whatever helps you sleep at night princess.
Here's to visiting your mom, that cock hungry whore.

>>575500557
Didn't realize this was a cringe thread.
>"Plz respond." - You, to whatever girl you have ever mustered the courage to talk to.

>>575502290
I don't think you understand what it is to live by something, you shitcunt.

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>>575506336
No need, brah. Buy IKEA.

>>575491383

If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?

-William Shakespeare

"Man was made for Joy & Woe
And when this we rightly know
Thro the World we safely go
Joy & Woe are woven fine
A Clothing for the soul divine
Under every grief & pine
Runs a joy with silken twine "

- William Blake, Augeries of Innocence

It's hard to emphasise how much I fucking love those lines.

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Not exactly a quote but I always loved this excerpt

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>>575506453

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>>575498219
>>575498140
"""lol"
- xgBVgxif"
- qPTuILW8"
-Michael Scott

>>575506864
what s this

>>575506453
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because I am enlightened by my intelligence."
-jMUzhwCr

Obscure, but awesome. Stuck with me.
Sergeant Horvath: That's quite a view.
[Miller takes swig of his water can and looks ahead]
Captain Miller: Yes it is. Quite a view.
[a view of the seashore is shown scattered with dead and mutilated bodies of soldiers]
-Saving Private Ryan

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"I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong."

>>575504514
Is this grendel?

>>575507634
Yes it is.

Changed mah life.

>>575507553
never realized how much Rockwell looked like a decrepit Bertrand Russell.

>>575495609
Fuck you anon now I'm curious about what the figures would look like and how you'd poll it

>>575505878
who is this? Looks like the guy from The Trap who wanted that economic model where everyone was self-interested.

"Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my part."

I heard my dad tell my sister that. I think it may have come from somewhere else though