Trips decides my new steam name
H1t3rw45ok4y
ISIS RECRUITER #7
>>600166508
Change it to *name of your highschool* shooting
OP WHY
ayy lmao
RIP penis
F to pay respects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI
>>600173161
oh my fucking god ahahahahhahah
ITT pics you weren't suppose to share
Same chubby cunt
Fuck you /b/itches
Fuck you /b/itches some more.
Fuck your shit /b/.
Die in a fire /b/
/b/ HELP!
I can't lose the boner! I've had it for about 20 minutes +
WTF DO I DO?
>>600168027
watch some cartoons
just relax
remove thing around dick
Hey /b/ know any good rule34 websites?
rule34.xxx
>>600166138
You heard of Shadbase?
>>600166138
maybe rule34 fgt?
Celebrity Sex Slave PART TWO!
Old Thread: >>600147513
Here's how to play:
1. Think of your celebrity sex slave
2. Search the thread for her name
3. If she's not in the thread, you may claim her and post her pic and name
4. That celebrity sex slave is now yours for life and no other anon can claim her
5. If she is already in the thread, repeat steps 1 and 2 until you find a celebrity sex slave.
Since it's a new thread, all old claims are irrelevant.
Be quick with your claims before all...
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>>600159559
Chloe Grace Moretz
>>600159559
Anna Kendrick
Daenerys Targaryen is my claim.
Pretty sick of using redtube and pornhub
What sites do you use /b/?
Go here mate http://scriptkiddieshack.com/2014/03/free-xxx-passwords-daily-updated/
Cliti, its a search engine. Its awesome
xhamster
xtube
xvideos
tube8
s/fur paws pussys and more
Contribootin
pics like this pls
how do i go about getting my gf to suck a big black veiny cock in front of me?
any one have experience in this?
force your gf into an open relationship, then mooch off your sister's success and get a writer position at gearbox. it'll happen naturally.
>>600150190
am i missing something here? i am confused...
have you ever talked about fucking her in front of people?
s/fur is best for sure
lurking a bit
New r34 thread! Continued from >>600137541
ITT: If you get dubs, you must post a pic of your ass and other anons rate.
Timestamp if possible. Easy mode: just your bare ass. Hard mode: sharpie in pooper.
>>600127856
Nobody?
let's see
If I had a good camera I'd take a pic for you since I have a nice shaven ass. Been dreaming about getting fucked by a big cock for a while now~
Greentext Stories
>be me
>be 17
>be true
>be Christmas time
>sister had been asking for Cards Against Humanity for two years
>she's an annoying cunt but decide to get it for her anyway
>giving spirit
>nah I just want positive reinforcement and possible sex
>she's chubby, but in the fuckable way, and there's been legit sexual tension between us for years
>would always give her massages
>one time even asked if I loved her
>"y-yeah, as a sister..."
>gotta keep myself open
>not sure if she still wants it
>wait until 5 days before Christmas because I'm a lazy fuck
>order on amazon, shipping & handling is insane, whole thing cost maybe 40 or 50, might have bought something else
>fuck Amazon Prime
>3 or 2 days before Christmas
>in middle of fap
>mom attempts to come in, but I'm one step ahead of that shit
>door locked
>"anon, why is the door locked?" every fucking time
>my answer is always "force of habit"
>pull up pants
>close porn
>unlock door
>open door
>get on the floor
>I'm just fucking with you
>"A package came for you, anon."
>Surewhateverleavemealone.png
>leaves me alone
>boner is kill, though
>decide to go down and get it before I start up again
>sister sitting at table, mom standing at counter, looking at package
cont.
>>600136703
>it's a huge dildo
go on
Yes, OP cont.
There's a cam whore on twitch right now, BlondieWondie, who is pretending to be a gamer playing hearthstone. I got banned from chat for asking how many tips before she gets topless, and I think it would be funny if all of a sudden dozens of people were on her stream asking how much for tits, etc...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k1bmuhBKsM&feature=youtu.be
lol thank you so much
>>600135311
up her ass!!!!