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Anonymous
2015-02-23 21:12:11 Post No. 600173161
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:12:11 Post No. 600173161 [Report]
OP WHY
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:13:04 Post No.600173295
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:13:04 Post No.600173295 [Report]
ayy lmao
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:13:38 Post No.600173383
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:13:38 Post No.600173383 [Report]
RIP penis
F to pay respects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:13:47 Post No.600173412
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:13:47 Post No.600173412 [Report]
>>600173161
oh my fucking god ahahahahhahah
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:14:00 Post No.600173463
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:14:00 Post No.600173463 [Report]
Natural selection at its finest
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:14:17 Post No.600173512
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:14:17 Post No.600173512 [Report]
2-23-15 never forget
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:14:26 Post No.600173538
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:14:26 Post No.600173538 [Report]
>>600173393
check ur mom hehehe Xd
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:14:42 Post No.600173591
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:14:42 Post No.600173591 [Report]
story?
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:14:46 Post No.600173604
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:14:46 Post No.600173604 [Report]
Fucking melt it with something.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:14:47 Post No.600173607
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:14:47 Post No.600173607 [Report]
>>600173161
>>600173161
Insta boner killer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg-MpakO1fU
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:14:50 Post No.600173623
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:14:50 Post No.600173623 [Report]
GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER I AM A MEDIFAG THIS ISNT THE FIRST TIME ITS HAPPENED TO SOME FUCKING IDIOT GET THERE NOW AND THEY CAN SAVE YOUR DICK IF ITS BEEN 20 MINUTES GO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT RUN
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:15:03 Post No.600173662
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:15:03 Post No.600173662 [Report]
Why are people sticking their dicks in things that aren't vaginas?
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:15:09 Post No.600173683
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:15:09 Post No.600173683 [Report]
RIP OP's Penis or Rip ops penis
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:15:09 Post No.600173688
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OP HERE, I CALLED AN AMBULANCE AND THEY SHOULD BE HERE SOON!

So hows your day?
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:15:19 Post No.600173717
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:15:19 Post No.600173717 [Report]
did you try running hot water over it to expand the ring?
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:15:21 Post No.600173726
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:15:21 Post No.600173726 [Report]
>>600173591
>>600168027
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:15:22 Post No.600173731
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Not OP, just reposting from other thread to show he's alive
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:15:23 Post No.600173739
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:15:23 Post No.600173739 [Report]
OP LIVES!

>>600173591
Go here: >>600168027
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:15:29 Post No.600173760
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:15:29 Post No.600173760 [Report]
lol this is why i quit readit and came to four chan

u guise r crazy
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:15:29 Post No.600173762
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Gold
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:15:31 Post No.600173767
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:15:31 Post No.600173767 [Report]
your hand looks like someone i know's hand but i know hands tend to look similar so i won't be worried but internally i am worried
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:15:40 Post No.600173802
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:15:40 Post No.600173802 [Report]
jet fuel can't melt plastic rings
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:15:46 Post No.600173820
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:15:46 Post No.600173820 [Report]
>>600173512
>>600173512

Fuckoff with your bullshit date structure, crazy fucking yanks
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:15:47 Post No.600173825
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:07 Post No.600173898
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:07 Post No.600173898 [Report]
>>600173607
Ready to cum buckets now. I want one in my rear love cavity.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:07 Post No.600173899
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:07 Post No.600173899 [Report]
RIP in peace op's schlong ; __;7
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:14 Post No.600173919
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>>600173688
OP IS ALIVE
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:27 Post No.600173955
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:27 Post No.600173955 [Report]
>>600173760
Fuck off
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:31 Post No.600173974
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:31 Post No.600173974 [Report]
Im still monitoring this fucking gem of internet history. #PrayForOPsCock
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:32 Post No.600173977
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:32 Post No.600173977 [Report]
>>600173688
Pic of ambulance when it gets there
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:35 Post No.600173988
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RIP OP, here's a pic of my barely legal foot.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:38 Post No.600173995
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:38 Post No.600173995 [Report]
HE CALLED THE AMBULANCE
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:39 Post No.600174000
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dFxfyJL5hM
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:46 Post No.600174023
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:46 Post No.600174023 [Report]
>>600173688
Loser.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:49 Post No.600174041
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>>600173688

Well, at least you'll save your dick
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:51 Post No.600174047
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:51 Post No.600174047 [Report]
>>600173688

PLEASE take & upload a pic of the EMTs' faces once they get there and they see what they were called to.....
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:55 Post No.600174061
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need to see how this ends
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:57 Post No.600174070
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:57 Post No.600174070 [Report]
>>600173688
Dude, just un rap the fucking tape and use some small scissors to cut it off... If there is a women in you vacinity use the shit in her makeup bag to cut that shit it will fit ez mode.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:59 Post No.600174075
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:16:59 Post No.600174075 [Report]
>>600173688
I had a great day, my mood was great overall and I get to laugh at this one faggot who got his dick stuck inside a tape roll
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:02 Post No.600174087
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:02 Post No.600174087 [Report]
>>600173977
yeah bring phone w u pls
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:07 Post No.600174102
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:07 Post No.600174102 [Report]
Dude get a fucking knife or a saw and get rid of that thing.

You want to lose your dick or do you want to possibly have a little cut on your dick?
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:10 Post No.600174109
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:10 Post No.600174109 [Report]
>>600173988
>barely legal

fuck off kiddo
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:22 Post No.600174152
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:22 Post No.600174152 [Report]
>>600173688

OP IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET THIS THING OFF READ THIS:

1) if the head of your penis is some what soft when you compress it there may be a chance you can compress your penis GENTLY and applying gradual pressure until it becomes flaccid enough

2) cut off the tape with a knife (sawing motion)
your erection should break the last bit of plastic on there

3) (the /b/ option) use a lighter to melt the plastic

4) use an ice bath
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:23 Post No.600174158
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:23 Post No.600174158 [Report]
>>600173161
flex your thighs for as long and hard as you can.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:23 Post No.600174160
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>Mfw this thread
>mfw this situation
>mfw this op
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:26 Post No.600174172
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:26 Post No.600174172 [Report]
OP CALLED AN AMBULANCE!
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:27 Post No.600174177
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:27 Post No.600174177 [Report]
>>600173688
My day was great thank you very much.

Other than this, how was yours?
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:30 Post No.600174184
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:30 Post No.600174184 [Report]
LOL OP you fucked up hard
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:31 Post No.600174187
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:31 Post No.600174187 [Report]
>>600174000
lyrics related
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:32 Post No.600174189
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:32 Post No.600174189 [Report]
>>600173688
nice get op, gl in your travels and be sure to check back in after your visit to the hospital
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:33 Post No.600174191
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:33 Post No.600174191 [Report]
Op you have to cum before they cut him of.
Enjoy your last time b/ro
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:33 Post No.600174192
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:33 Post No.600174192 [Report]
>>600173688
You gonna show everyone your cock when they arrive?
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:44 Post No.600174218
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why dident he just carefully cut off the white thing with a handsaw?
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:44 Post No.600174224
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:44 Post No.600174224 [Report]
>>600174109
Fuck you, you know you would if you could.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:46 Post No.600174230
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:46 Post No.600174230 [Report]
>>600174070
its a plastic tape roll numb nut

captcha: dongn
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:55 Post No.600174262
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:55 Post No.600174262 [Report]
TAPEDICK

2-23-2015

NEVER FORGET
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:56 Post No.600174263
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:17:56 Post No.600174263 [Report]
>>600173988
>dubs
>underag b&
am conflict
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:18:08 Post No.600174287
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:18:08 Post No.600174287 [Report]
Live stream
Get on you now or some shit so you can do it with your phone
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:18:09 Post No.600174292
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:18:09 Post No.600174292 [Report]
>>600173988
>17 year old boys foot
>barely legal
>anon is confirmed faggot
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:18:10 Post No.600174298
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:18:10 Post No.600174298 [Report]
Atleast it's big. Not much to be embarrassed about, except, you know, having to call 911 because you got your dick stuck in a tape roll looking at pictures of feet.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:18:18 Post No.600174324
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:18:18 Post No.600174324 [Report]
OP!
PLAY THIS WHEN THEY ARRIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
it fits the mood
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:18:23 Post No.600174346
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:18:23 Post No.600174346 [Report]
>>600174070
>ALIVE
ITS A FUCKING PLASTIC TUBE, LEARN SCOTCH TAPE.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:18:33 Post No.600174369
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:18:33 Post No.600174369 [Report]
>>600174047
This, also I don't underfuckingstand why you didn't undo the tape but at least we got a kek out ofit
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:18:33 Post No.600174371
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Please take a photo of their faces when they come to your house i beg you
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:18:33 Post No.600174373
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:18:33 Post No.600174373 [Report]
i want op to spontaneously ejaculate in the ambulance
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:01 Post No.600174471
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>>600173688
I wish you a successful and safe recovery, 30 min is the warning time for cock rings so you might be ok.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:04 Post No.600174481
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:04 Post No.600174481 [Report]
>>600174218
not everyone owns a handsaw you fucker
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:06 Post No.600174488
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I drew a face so EMT have even more of a giggle
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:10 Post No.600174498
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:10 Post No.600174498 [Report]
>>600173825
Saved this epic thread.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:13 Post No.600174506
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:13 Post No.600174506 [Report]
>>600173688
it was ok, thank you for asking
good luck on the great adventure you are living through right now
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:14 Post No.600174508
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:14 Post No.600174508 [Report]
>>600173731
looks like its going down a little
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:14 Post No.600174509
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:14 Post No.600174509 [Report]
>>600174346

This plastic tubes are weak as fuck. Don't be such a weak pussy.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:28 Post No.600174559
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:28 Post No.600174559 [Report]
OP you're a fucking idiot. All you had to do was cut it off. It would have taken literally 2 minutes. Now you're going to look like an idiot AND have to pay like 150 dollars to shitty hospital because I'm pretty sure your insurance doesn't cover "things getting stuck on dick"
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:31 Post No.600174566
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:31 Post No.600174566 [Report]
>>600174488
lol
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:34 Post No.600174575
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:34 Post No.600174575 [Report]
>>600174488


You're fucking epic
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:37 Post No.600174585
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>>600174488
Jesus christ, OP
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:41 Post No.600174600
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:41 Post No.600174600 [Report]
>>600174488
dude wtf
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:42 Post No.600174604
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:42 Post No.600174604 [Report]
>>600174488
Kek good show op
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:43 Post No.600174607
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:43 Post No.600174607 [Report]
>>600174488

I am proud
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:44 Post No.600174611
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:44 Post No.600174611 [Report]
>>600174488
holy fucking shit
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:45 Post No.600174615
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:45 Post No.600174615 [Report]
>>600174371
THIS!
OH GREAT TAPEDICK, WE DESERVE TO KNOW!
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:46 Post No.600174616
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:46 Post No.600174616 [Report]
>>600174488
Dub dubs. Also, kek
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:46 Post No.600174617
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:46 Post No.600174617 [Report]
>>600174488
that is fucking golden, i would lose my shit if i was working there.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:53 Post No.600174641
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:53 Post No.600174641 [Report]
>>600174488
has to be troll
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:54 Post No.600174650
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:54 Post No.600174650 [Report]
>>600174488
You glorious motherfucker!
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:19:57 Post No.600174662
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>>600174488
>>600174152
do this OP
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:20:00 Post No.600174672
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:20:03 Post No.600174682
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:20:03 Post No.600174682 [Report]
>>600174488
You are the autist /b/ needs.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:20:07 Post No.600174699
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>>600174488
Oh my God. I legitimately cannot feel my sides anymore. I hurt
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:20:09 Post No.600174705
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>>600173688
OP, when they arrive, please greet them with your dick out and take a pic of their reaction.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:20:12 Post No.600174714
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:20:12 Post No.600174714 [Report]
>>600174488
ROFL this is getting better and better
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:20:14 Post No.600174720
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:20:14 Post No.600174720 [Report]
>>600174488
Kek
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:20:15 Post No.600174728
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:20:15 Post No.600174728 [Report]
i got a question, how is it that blood can get into his dick at the point that it's too tight, but not also come out at that same point? I mean why is it only one way, there should be a bit of wiggle room just before it's too tight, right? so he should be able to lose his boner (even if slowly) without cutting cock off?
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:20:19 Post No.600174737
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>>600174488
Top fucking kek
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:20:24 Post No.600174752
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>>600174488
You're a good sport for a faggot OP
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>>600174488
posting in epic thread
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>>600173688
Totally calm
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:20:41 Post No.600174817
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>>600174346

>LEARN SCOTCH TAPE

This thread just keeps getting better
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:20:41 Post No.600174819
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>>600174152
>3) (the /b/ option) use a lighter to melt the plastic

rolling for this
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:20:42 Post No.600174827
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>>600174559
don't ambulances cost like $500
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:20:43 Post No.600174833
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MFW with this fucking thread
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:20:45 Post No.600174839
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>>600174509
>implying small scissors could cut it off. You're retarded.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:20:54 Post No.600174870
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>Paramedic: What the fuck happened here?
>OP: I got bored and was looking at feet...

No regrets.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:01 Post No.600174891
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:01 Post No.600174891 [Report]
Here's archive of the first thread.
https://4archive.org/b/thread/600168027
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:02 Post No.600174897
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>>600174488
Well done OP
Well done
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:03 Post No.600174903
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>>600174488
>>600174488

>mfw the ambulance staff see this
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:12 Post No.600174932
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>>600174827
its worth the price of your dick dude
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:11 Post No.600174933
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>>600174488
dick looks fine now
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:12 Post No.600174936
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>MFW Tapedick 2015
>MFW THis thread
>TFW Youll never be tapedick
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:13 Post No.600174939
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>>600174488
I'm not sure I'd want to make myself even more rememberable if I were you
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:14 Post No.600174941
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:14 Post No.600174941 [Report]
Do the helicopter with smiley dick when EMT arrives, take pic of their reaction with dick flapping in foreground!
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:18 Post No.600174964
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:18 Post No.600174964 [Report]
i think tapecock is from europe
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:18 Post No.600174965
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>>600174230
>>600174346
>implying you can't cut plastic

You fucking basement behemoths need to get out sometime.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:20 Post No.600174970
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>>600174488
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:24 Post No.600174981
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>>600174488
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FILM THE EMT WHEN THEY GET IN!
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:24 Post No.600174984
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>>600174488

now draw a swastika
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:30 Post No.600175000
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:30 Post No.600175000 [Report]
godspeed OP
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:30 Post No.600175001
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>>600174488
hide the cam and rec the ambulance guy's face when they see this
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:31 Post No.600175007
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:31 Post No.600175007 [Report]
>>600174728
Boners seep in like a force of nature.
It cannot be tamed nor controlled at any time
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:39 Post No.600175020
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:39 Post No.600175020 [Report]
>>600174488
you crazy, glorious bastard.

posting in epic bread.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:45 Post No.600175051
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>>600174488
I'm a paramedic on call right now, and if I'm about to show up at your place ima be pissed
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:46 Post No.600175052
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:46 Post No.600175052 [Report]
>>600174575
ebin*
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:45 Post No.600175053
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Posting tits for OP
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:55 Post No.600175090
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>>600174870
>>600174870
kek
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:56 Post No.600175091
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:56 Post No.600175091 [Report]
FILM THE EMT WHEN THEY ARRIVE
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:57 Post No.600175093
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Dont worry bro, i was there too
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:59 Post No.600175103
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:21:59 Post No.600175103 [Report]
>>600175007
agreed but still, that bitch must've had some amazing feet
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:22:00 Post No.600175107
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:22:00 Post No.600175107 [Report]
Now give us sharpie in pooper, as we already know your dick
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:22:04 Post No.600175126
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>>600174488
such considerate
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:22:05 Post No.600175127
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:22:05 Post No.600175127 [Report]
>>600174936
Who the fuck would want to be tapedick
>OP
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:22:06 Post No.600175129
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>>600174981
I second this.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:22:06 Post No.600175135
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>>600173688
TAPEDICK LIVES!!!!!!!!!!! And you actually called the medifags? Congrats! You might live yet.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:22:10 Post No.600175145
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>>600174488
FLEX YOUR THIGHS FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:22:12 Post No.600175151
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:22:12 Post No.600175151 [Report]
Please record this. Preferably livestream it. You're a legend, tapedick.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:22:14 Post No.600175158
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:22:14 Post No.600175158 [Report]
Get string stick it inside dickhole for hair make it a girl :,)
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:22:17 Post No.600175174
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>>600174488
TOASTIN IN AN EPIC BREAD
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:22:19 Post No.600175182
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>>600174488
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:22:20 Post No.600175186
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>>600175051
WHY WOULD THIS POSSIBLY PISS YOU OFF
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:22:27 Post No.600175216
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>op right now
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:22:28 Post No.600175218
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>>600175093
wtf is that?
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:22:30 Post No.600175229
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>>600174965
>small scissors

Same fagging is bad yknow.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:22:51 Post No.600175287
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>>600174488
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:22:55 Post No.600175307
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>>600174488
>>600174488
Live stream it for the love of lulz
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:22:58 Post No.600175317
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:22:58 Post No.600175317 [Report]
Good luck OP let's hope your penis is not kill.

Tbnmrt
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:23:05 Post No.600175341
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:23:05 Post No.600175341 [Report]
When they arrive you should stare them down and say youd like them to meet your friend
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:23:25 Post No.600175405
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this whole thread right now, I'm glad I was a part of it
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:23:25 Post No.600175407
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>>600174488
going to be an EMT in about month, I died laughing but would not wanna be that guy
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:23:32 Post No.600175425
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>>600175158
Please
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:23:32 Post No.600175428
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op's got a bone to pick with the trolls in this thread
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:23:37 Post No.600175449
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Posting in epic bread, fuck you Emerson.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:23:39 Post No.600175454
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>>600174488
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:23:41 Post No.600175462
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:23:42 Post No.600175467
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>>600175051
You met the legendary tape dick of 2015, no reason to be angered.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:23:43 Post No.600175471
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>>600175093
Circumsision problems. But seriously, what is that thing.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:23:45 Post No.600175477
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haha
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:23:47 Post No.600175483
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just posting shit here
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:23:53 Post No.600175512
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:23:53 Post No.600175512 [Report]
livestream this shit
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:23:56 Post No.600175526
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this fucking thread
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:23:56 Post No.600175527
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>>600175341
YOUR MOVE, MR LAWMAN!
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:23:57 Post No.600175530
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:23:57 Post No.600175530 [Report]
give us a SitRep OP
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:24:04 Post No.600175559
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>>600175229
>same fag
Cause replying to those two cunts is samefagging.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:24:05 Post No.600175561
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>>600174488
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:24:10 Post No.600175570
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:24:20 Post No.600175618
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op was about to text a girl but then this came up
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:24:26 Post No.600175637
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>>600174827
this thread is too much
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:24:30 Post No.600175654
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>>600175127
>2000+15
>not wanting to learn scotch tape
>not wanting to be a lvl 57 Tape mancer

its like some people JUST dosent want to live anymore
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:24:30 Post No.600175655
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:24:30 Post No.600175655 [Report]
you could dip your dick deep into a bowl of acetone (its like paint thinner). this softens and breaks down plastics very quickly.
it will pull-apart like clay.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:24:30 Post No.600175656
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>>600175512
THIS I NEED TO SEE THEIR REACTION!
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:24:30 Post No.600175657
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>>600174488
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:24:40 Post No.600175697
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>>600174488
holy shit
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:24:42 Post No.600175705
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:24:42 Post No.600175705 [Report]
Hey OP try to make space at the top of the penis
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:24:46 Post No.600175723
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>>600175186
Cuz I was lying in bed before I got called out haha. In all seriousness this is actually hilarious. 10/10 OP.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:24:47 Post No.600175727
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>>600174933
This. OP is lying. His dick isn't caught
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:24:53 Post No.600175747
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>>600175483
Get outta here, we're obsessing over OP and the fate of his dick
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:25:02 Post No.600175783
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toastin
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:25:08 Post No.600175796
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:25:08 Post No.600175796 [Report]
Might as well get something stuck up your ass while you're at it OP. What have you got to lose at this point?
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:25:08 Post No.600175797
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Toastin' an epic event :^)
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:25:16 Post No.600175833
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>>600174488
OP went from a faggot to a legend in 15 mins.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:25:20 Post No.600175849
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:25:20 Post No.600175849 [Report]
LIVESTREAM ON YOUNOW OP GET YOUR PHONE AND POST YOUR USERNAME
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:25:26 Post No.600175872
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:25:26 Post No.600175872 [Report]
the fact that op is going to have a son someday and tell him the legendary story of how got his dick stuck in a roll of tape
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:25:29 Post No.600175884
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:25:29 Post No.600175884 [Report]
>Tapedick 2015
>Thanks Obama


mfw first post in 3 years. Congrats OP 10/10 made me reply
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:25:37 Post No.600175918
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WE'RE GOING TO NEED A NEW THREAD PRETTY SOON.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:25:43 Post No.600175936
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>>600174488
i love it
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:25:47 Post No.600175952
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:25:47 Post No.600175952 [Report]
Nevar forget TapeDick 2015
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:25:50 Post No.600175965
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ALL HAIL BASED TAPEDICK
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:25:52 Post No.600175972
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:25:52 Post No.600175972 [Report]
>>600175872
not if paramedics cant help him
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:25:55 Post No.600175980
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>Tapedick 2015
I was here
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:26:03 Post No.600176004
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>>600174488
is it just me or has it gotten smaller ?
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:26:21 Post No.600176071
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>>600175884
Lurk more your shit sucks
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kek
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:26:45 Post No.600176165
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:26:45 Post No.600176165 [Report]
Can't rape the tape
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:26:57 Post No.600176212
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:26:57 Post No.600176212 [Report]
Oh my god this thread.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:26:58 Post No.600176219
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:26:58 Post No.600176219 [Report]
>>600174488
fucking made my day you glorious shitforbrained champion
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:27:04 Post No.600176240
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:27:04 Post No.600176240 [Report]
>>600175972
YOUCH!
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:27:04 Post No.600176242
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:27:04 Post No.600176242 [Report]
>>600174488
fuck m8 you're too much
top kek
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:27:05 Post No.600176247
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>>600174488
oh god why
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:27:26 Post No.600176316
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:27:26 Post No.600176316 [Report]
MRW this and the other thread.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:27:30 Post No.600176328
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>>600175980
>leftshark king of /b/ 2015
>tapedick god of OP's 2015
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:27:36 Post No.600176351
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:27:36 Post No.600176352
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:27:36 Post No.600176352 [Report]
where is OP
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:27:40 Post No.600176367
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Who /a/ here
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:27:49 Post No.600176392
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:27:49 Post No.600176392 [Report]
>>600175884
newfag
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:27:53 Post No.600176406
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:27:53 Post No.600176406 [Report]
>>600176165
I think that Tapedick has proven that false.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:27:55 Post No.600176417
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TAPEDICK, WE NEED AN UPDATE
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:28:06 Post No.600176473
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>>600174488
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:28:09 Post No.600176483
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:28:09 Post No.600176483 [Report]
>>600174262
Based Tapedick
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:28:09 Post No.600176487
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:28:09 Post No.600176487 [Report]
>>600176004
yea, he can totally get that shit off now.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:28:23 Post No.600176533
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:28:23 Post No.600176533 [Report]
WHERE ARE YOU TAPE DICK?
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:28:36 Post No.600176588
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:28:37 Post No.600176599
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:28:37 Post No.600176599 [Report]
>>600176301
>>600176301
>>600176301
New Thread!
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:28:40 Post No.600176609
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>>600174488
If dubs, you have to have anal sex with the paramedics
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:28:45 Post No.600176630
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EMT's still not here.

So my friends believe that it's me

"My names Smough BTW"
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:28:47 Post No.600176640
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:28:51 Post No.600176655
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:28:51 Post No.600176655 [Report]
>>600176367

Go back to your containment board you fucking faggot.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:02 Post No.600176688
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:02 Post No.600176688 [Report]
>>600176599
Why the fuck would we start a new thread already?

Cancer.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:09 Post No.600176722
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:09 Post No.600176722 [Report]
>>600176487
imagine tapedick's boner going away by the time he gets back to the hospital.

what a waste
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:12 Post No.600176740
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:12 Post No.600176740 [Report]
>>600176599
fuck you
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:14 Post No.600176743
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:14 Post No.600176743 [Report]
>>600168027
>Spend roll by taping dick on hardboard taped to leg taped to bed to secure maximum stability

>Slowly and with steady grip cut off thin plastic tube

>Rejoice while smearing bread slice to crotch butter screaming FREEDOM!!!

>Fap and eat but never forget this glorious day

Pro tip: wait for emt arrival to proceed on last step
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:18 Post No.600176759
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:18 Post No.600176759 [Report]
>>600174488
Never change /b/
Never forget tapedick 2015
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:20 Post No.600176765
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:20 Post No.600176765 [Report]
>>600176599
idiot why
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:32 Post No.600176796
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:32 Post No.600176796 [Report]
>>600176630
Dude...
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:41 Post No.600176823
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:41 Post No.600176823 [Report]
>>600176630
>>600176630

why don't you fap then you will go soft?
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:42 Post No.600176829
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:42 Post No.600176829 [Report]
>>600176630
This is just too god. Legendary TapeDick15
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:46 Post No.600176840
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:46 Post No.600176840 [Report]
>>600176599
why? this one hasnt hit bump limit
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:46 Post No.600176843
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Jesus
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:54 Post No.600176865
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:54 Post No.600176865 [Report]
>>600176630
>Not using a duct tape roll
>Micropenis
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:58 Post No.600176881
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:29:58 Post No.600176881 [Report]
VOTE TAPEDICK 2016
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:00 Post No.600176883
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:00 Post No.600176883 [Report]
>>600176630
>EMT's still not here

>Still has smiley face on cock.

10/10 would come again.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:07 Post No.600176909
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:07 Post No.600176909 [Report]
>>600176630
my god
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:14 Post No.600176926
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:14 Post No.600176926 [Report]
Man all you needed was nail clippers. Take the handle off to slide under roll then use the filer to work away at the plastic.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:24 Post No.600176953
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:24 Post No.600176953 [Report]
>>600176630
you showed your friends your dick?
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:24 Post No.600176955
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:24 Post No.600176955 [Report]
>>600176630
SHIIIIT
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:25 Post No.600176960
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:25 Post No.600176960 [Report]
>>600176630
that face looks like the banana
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:36 Post No.600176989
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:36 Post No.600176989 [Report]
>>600176630
livestream
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:38 Post No.600176999
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:38 Post No.600176999 [Report]
>>600176655
/b/ is a containment board for us retards tho
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:46 Post No.600177034
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:46 Post No.600177034 [Report]
>op goes to hospital
>"Were going to have to operate!"
>Preped for surgary
>Doctor gets call
>"Boner is kill"
>no
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:49 Post No.600177038
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:49 Post No.600177038 [Report]
>>600176630
That tape was asking for it.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:49 Post No.600177039
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:50 Post No.600177041
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:50 Post No.600177041 [Report]
Why not just unravel the tape?
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:53 Post No.600177049
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:53 Post No.600177049 [Report]
Post a video of the removal plz
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:56 Post No.600177061
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>>600176630
>>600176630
>>600176630
>>600176630
QUICK!! KEEP DRESSING IT UP UNTIL EMTS ARRIVE!!!
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:57 Post No.600177064
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:57 Post No.600177064 [Report]
>>600173731

Ausfag?
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:59 Post No.600177068
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:59 Post No.600177068 [Report]
>>600176630
You definitely lost the boner, OP. Still stuck?
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:30:59 Post No.600177069
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>>600176630
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:31:00 Post No.600177073
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:31:00 Post No.600177073 [Report]
You're gonna lose your dick OP. Try jerkin off, it's your last chance to cum.
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:31:08 Post No.600177100
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:31:08 Post No.600177100 [Report]
why dont you cut the plastic ring off?
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:31:15 Post No.600177113
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:31:15 Post No.600177113 [Report]
>>600176953
Yes, I'm gay....
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:31:23 Post No.600177127
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:31:23 Post No.600177127 [Report]
OP is moot trying to make 4chan visited again
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:31:23 Post No.600177130
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I feel for this OP, poor man, toastin
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:31:27 Post No.600177146
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>>600176630
lol why don't you just unwrap the tape and cut the cardboard you idiot
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:31:27 Post No.600177147
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Posting in an epic thread
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:31:32 Post No.600177163
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>>600177073
kek quints incoming
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:31:32 Post No.600177165
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:31:32 Post No.600177165 [Report]
>>600176960
Don't give him fucking ideas...
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:31:33 Post No.600177168
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:31:33 Post No.600177168 [Report]
>>600176630
You should draw a nose on your dickface, but the nose should be a cock and balls.

>yo dog..... Etc
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Anonymous 2015-02-23 21:31:48 Post No.600177208
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>>600177163
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